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RVD: Shit I missed 4:20

Nunzio: Ok, ok guess who I am?
Chavo: Brock lesnar?
Nunzio: Nope Ultimo

I didn't believe it before but cleary the white man is holding the black man down here.

[FourFifty]

only 17 pics…


JBL: It’s nice to meet you son.
Hogan: No! You’re supposed to shake my hand, brother!!?!?!
JBL: No way! You’re stinky!
Hogan: Hey! I washed up before I came here!
(insert rim shot here)


We know he’s f***ing the title’s credibility, but this is going too far!!!


And off camera Sean O’Haire, Billy Gunn, Hardcore Holly, RVD and Rene Dupree are all laughing, knowing how this push will end.


Tony Danza moves at the speed of light to save the day!


When I told the Dudley Boyz that somebody told me that she had a boyfriend who looks a girlfriend of February of last year, I didn’t expect them to bring him out.
*reps for the reference*


If you were Kurt, you’d be pissed too if someone just put their hands on your new suit after they were having a cheeto feast.


Nunzio does his best impression of the Federal Bureau of Investigation


JBL vehemently denied the cheese cutting, opting to point out an alternative culprit.


Undertaker: Am I champ yet?
Vince: Not yet.
Undertaker: Am I champ yet?
Vince: No.
Undertaker: Am I champ yet?
Vince: I said no!
Undertaker: Am I champ yet?
Vince: You’ll be champ when you become champ! Now don’t make me turn this push around on you!


Kurt: That’s right Eddie, I killed Old Yeller!
Eddie: No Holmes… he was faking it… My daddy said he was faking it! Don’t lie to me like that!
Kurt: I killed him DEAD!


Eddie: I’ll bet you one Canadian dollar that I can get in the sack with Dawn Marie faster than you can get in the sack with Torrie!
Kurt: Oh, you’re on!
Vince: We’ll I’ll bet the both of you one American dollar that the fans won’t recognize this! Yes Vince, you’re a freaking genius!


“What do you mean someone stole the top of my hat?”


“No John, you can’t touch them! Do you have any idea how much these cost me?!?!?”


Booker: Come on Luther, we have a match! Get a little more pumped up!
Luther: But I’ve never seen the ending of that episode of the Power Puff Girls… :-(


Rene faints when he sees how high his odds are of getting a push.


“A’ight, lemme take a moment to break it down and give a show out to all my hommies out there! K-Dawg, you cool! DJ Solerous, keep spinning! Always FourFifty, work you your freestyle dawg! And to my bros on the east, word up! Oh, and Hi Mom!”


Jackie botches touching her head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

[Corkscrewed]

Originally Posted by Always450 When I told the Dudley Boyz that somebody told me that she had a boyfriend who looks a girlfriend of February of last year, I didn’t expect them to bring him out. *reps for the reference*

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! The Killers!!! I love that song!

JBL: How You Doin
Hogan: Thats A Kid You Sicko
JBL: Don't Worry This Is My New Way Of Gaining Heat. By Impersonating Michael Jackson



You Can Own Your Very Own Orlando Jordan Life Size Cardboard Cut Out At WWEShopzone.com For $20.00



Orlando Gets Upset When Someone From The Crowd Shouts " You have No Personality"

OR

Orlando realises He Left The Oven On



The ref Turns Heel When he Chops Kidman In The Nuts



Hey Bubba How Many Matches Is Spike Gonna Win Cleanly??



Tension Rises As The GM Staredown Enters It's 5th Hour



Chavo Gets Disqualified For Dropkicking Nunzio's Head Off



JBL Gains More Heat By Calling The Undertaker A Homo



Undertaker Gets Advice From His Magical Pixie
Pixie: Now Burn The Place Down



Kurt: You Have Cake On Your Lips



When HHH See's 2 Great Talents In the Ring He Fills The Arena With Smoke & Kills Them



Cena: What Do You Mean We're Not In Detroit



Cena Uses His Jedi Mind Powers
Cena: You Need To Take Off Your Top
Jackie: I Need To Take Off My Top



Booker: ........UH OH



RVD Has Had So Much Weed He Is Starting To Blur



On A Scale Of 1-10 How Stale Am I



JR In The Crowd Mistakes Haas For 'Hoss' & Gets A Snap Shot For His 'Hoss' Album

[Azriel]

JBL: Hold it Taker. Didn't you tell me Sean O'Haire escaped from his cage?
Taker: Yeah, why?
JBL: Then, who's in his cage?
Taker: Oh, that's just Mordecai

[Transplant]

Hogan was too old and struggled to carry his invisble talent.


JBL: And together, WE will be the next top Black and White announce team
Tazz and Cole:


And this is what Michael Jackson would look like if he didnt have any plastic surgery.


The Blur makes the run in for Spike


Spike: Yeah! I STILL have a singles title


Teddy was in BIG trouble. Kurt could kick his ass now that he has an invisible forcefield surrounding his face to prevent choking


Chavo: WTF? is he giving birth to a mini Stamboli? How the hell did that happen?


JBL: COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!


JBL should know better not to disturb Taker when he's playing with his matchbox cars


Kurt: Get your OWN forcefield


They dont make vases like they use to


Cena couldnt wonder why his mystery opponent was the Smackdown fist


What? I bought this from Pumpkin Patch


Booker felt lucky after last weeks super heavyweight attacks. Yokozuna tried to swanton off the rafters, but landed in the ring.


We can breathe a sigh of relief as someone finnaly tells us the chances of Kenzo Suzuki coming back to TV again.


Cena: Haas only has 12 concussions left?


Haas: Im ON TV Again!!

[El Santo]

Judging the "Stars of the 80's" contest was pretty intense, but JBL had to go with the guy dressed up as Emmanuel Lewis.


JBL: "Huh? This ISN'T a codpiece? God, I'm so embarassed!"


"... and don't forget, make Seven Up Yours!"


In a shocking swerve, Billy Kidman turns cannibal.


While D-Von was indeed a skilled ventriloquist, his brother, Bubba, still needed to get past Step One: getting a puppet.


And in the back, we see a rare picture of the time when young Martin Luther King Jr was known as DJ Free-At-Last, delivering fresh beats to the masses.


The WWE cruisers do a great impression of a Mexican truck driver throwing an FBI agent out the side window.


JBL: "I demand sombody stop this striptease NOW!"


"No, go ahead with your promo, Bradshaw. I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards."


Kurt: "Whoa! I didn't know you could grow a five o'clock shadow!"
Eddie: "Oh, no, that's cinnamon."


WWE Presents: Battle of the World's Most Nearsighted Wrestlers


IMaybe it was the championship, or maybe it was his time on the Olympic team, but for some reason Darko Milicic looks different this year.


"Eyes above this level, mister."


"WHOA! My bad, Luther, but is that a potato in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"


Cena: "The WWE! It's Faaaaan-tastic!"

[Iceman90]

You know the WWE is in rough shape when they need to hire Hogan to put over veteran talent.


If Michael Jackson can go from black to white, why can't Kurt Angle go from white to black?


RVD gets upset when management forgets it is 4:20, not 1:10


Taker's reaction when Vince tells him that he isn't going to become Champ on Sunday.


After being cut from the Vikings, Brock Lesner returns to WWE TV, as Booker T's b*tch.


Cena: Hi Mommy!

[tucsonspeed6]

Tazz: Hey, let's see this match from the camera with the IQ meter...
{camera angle changes}

Cena: Damn! Yo, you guys know anything that rhymes with "orange"?

[Corkscrewed]

Chavo awakes from his nap just in time to see the tragic results of Nunzio's Lita Star Press.

[Gone Mad]

Hogan: Whatchu gonna pay when the Hulkster shines your shoes and irons your clothes for you?! ... I need money..


If you were a great actor like Samuel L. Jackson and had to do WWE shows to get by, you'd cry on-air too.


Nunzio - First ever death by spin-aroonie.


JBL: The guy in the 23 row is a homo!

UT: God,that joke is more stale than me..wait..


Proof that maybe Kurt might need glasses.
Kurt: Where are you,Eddie?!

Eddie: Holmes.. Hogan shined these shoes.


Luther couldn't hide the bulging stomach from Taker and Booker. They knew he took the whole cream filling.


Cena: Crikey! There we have a wild Haas beast,tangling with his natural foe: the french poodle. Watch as they teah themselves a new one! They also tend to like it in the as--

DuPree/Haas: Shut the f$#k up, John!

(In other words, worst. Boiling Points episode. ever.)

[MVP]

JBL: "What smells like washed-up?"



JBL was met with objection when he tried to rally support to repeal the 13th Amendment.



Orlando: "WOW I'm getting a huge push, some TV time, and a new suit. I must be dreaming."
Vince: "Shit he's catching on, lower the cage."



Desperate for staff, WWE painted a referee for TV.



The Crusierweight title lost even more credibility when Spike retained while drunk.



Teddy: "What up yo."
Kurt: "Stop talking like that you're representing all of Smackdown!"
Teddy: "Word up."
Kurt: "Seriously shut up...wait this is cause we're on UPN isn't it?"
Teddy: "DAG yo."



The glass ceiling wasn't bad enough; now Velocity workers had to deal with quicksand.



JBL: "Look, a homosexual internet fan!"
Taker: "I got this one."



Taker was alarmed when 1991 made its way to the ring.



Kurt: "How many dirty stinkin' Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Eddie: "How many Kurt?"
Kurt: "Just one to screw it in, and two to get in a knife fight."
*Knife unsheaths



Eddie and Kurt thought they'd start with a pre-Summerslam bad breath contest.



Jackie: "I HAVE BOOBS!"
Cena: "I know Jackie, can you say anything else?"
Jackie: "I HAVE BOOBS!"
Cena: "Damn UPN script writers."



Shaniqua's return as U.S. champion did not go well with the fans.



Charlie Haas tried as hard as he could to stop the quicksand from taking Rene.



Cena refused to job to the timer, but it was too much for him.



Vince: "What the hell, young, promising talent getting main event air time?! Charge the Velocity beam."

[FourFifty]

JBL botches calling The Undertaker a homo.


"FREAKIN' SWEET! 12 PUSHES LEFT!"


That's the 10th kind of Suplex Hass has shown us today, Rene down by 9.


Booker: Ya know, I think I'll start up BookerT.com in a few days... What's with the silence... He's here, isn't he? He's right behind me... crap...


Jakcie gives us two reasons why she has a contract. It's a shame she can't find a third.


John: Yo yo yo, hold up! Are you saying Vanilla Ice is NOT from the hood?
Sean: I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.
John: But I didn't know that he wasn't from the hood! I thought he was stright up thuggin' and buggin'!
Sean:

[MVP]

Originally Posted by Quick1 Nunzio: Ok, ok guess who I am? Chavo: Brock lesnar? Nunzio: Nope Ultimo

lol

[Corkscrewed]

It became clear that Hulk was washed up, malnourished, and desperate when he tried to start a feud with Al Gore live on TV.


Bradshaw: "And so, ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that THIS is where'd those n****rs go."


The first ever WWE 7Upaholics Anonymous meeting was about to commence.


With this style of sucking blood, Paul London put Gangrel to shame.


He may have been a little scrawny... and disheveled... and silly looking, but Hitler reincarnated was just as good at brainwashing as he was sixty years ago, as Bubba showed.


Nunzio wasn't too fond of the fact that the Cruiserweight Snare Trap now included a decapitation feature.


JBL: "That man looks like a cowboy! Hunter told me we can only have one wrestler who looks like something, not two!!!"


Taker: "Oh hell no you didn't say that! You'll be buried deeper than Bob Holly when I'm done with you!"


It was clear that neither Eddie nor Angle was anywhere close to Jericho when it came to guessing the other's lunch via his breath.


"The U.S lost by HOW MUCH to Puerto Rico???"


Miss Jackie wasn't too clear on the plan. Was she supposed cut the strings and pull a nipple slip, or not?


Booker T was started to regret coming out when he walked in on a KKK burning.


Renee wasn't sure why Charlie kept him in this position, but he'd managed to kick the glass ceiling ten times now compared to Charlie's one.


Cena was embarrassed. This was the twelfth time he'd had the naked in a match dream in two weeks!


It was revealed that the WWE was really enclosed in The Matrix when Charlie Haas suddenly morphed into Agent Orton in the middle of the ring.

[loopydate]

Upon seeing his hated rival, Cowboy Bob Orton, walking the aisle with the WWE Title, Hogan tried feebly to pull himself out of his chair.



JORDAN: (thinking) Waitaminute... Wealthy wrestler in feud with top babyface introduces black sidekick? There's something very familiar about this...



JORDAN: (thinking) And why did Vince keep calling me "Virg?"



Try as he might, Spike couldn't resist the horrors of Kidman's Zerbet of Death.



The Dudleys' nWo impression was impressive, what with Bubba Ray's "Diesel" taunt, Spike's Syxx-Pac tongue wag, and D-Von's Scott Hall "Wondering where the hell I am."



When the Alternate Reality Future Michael Jacksons came face-to-face, all of existence was unmade.



NUNZIO: I can too do a better ostrich impression than you!



They said all along that "Anything can happen in WWE," but no one expected Morton Downey, Jr. to return from the dead and blow smoke all over the SmackDown arena, demanding to see Roddy Piper.



TAKER: Dammit, Mom! Don't you ever knock!



KURT: That's right, Eddie. It was me who put the flesh-eating bacteria on your pillow!



EDDIE: And it was me who replaced your moisturizer with Rhyno's! ... Dammit.



John shows what every basketball fan in the state of Michigan already knows. The Pistons are a lock to win the title again.

(Sorry, Corky)



JACKIE: What do you mean, you can't see them? Jeez, I guess I'll just have to open my shirt up farther...



Booker froze. Was he supposed to jump before the pyro went off or after?



It was nice of WWE to put a running score of the USA-Puerto Rico basketball game on the bottom of the screen. Good thing Iverson hit that free throw...



CENA: Dammit, Mom! Don't you ever knock!
BOOK: (mumble) (pop) Yeah!



Charlie wasn't thrilled about being forced to subject himself to the WWE bellybutton tattoo, but he said he'd do anything to get back on TV.

[TheYoungDominant]

you guys wanna know the funny thing? that hogan look alike works out at the YMCA where I work at. he tries to tell me every week that the WWE calls him up...its kinda funny...LOL