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What stupid things will JR say tonight?
I'll try to put them all down
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Inno Knows.
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STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!!!!
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RAPTURE READY.
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"Just finished taking my head out of Austin's ass. He had to push hard, put I'm here today, alive and kicking. STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!"
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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JR: Eric Bischoff is just like Saddam Hussein.
KING: How? JR: Um...BAH GAWD! JR: Rico getting whipped like a government mule. KING: What's a government mule? JR: Um...BAH GAWD! JR: Mark Jindrak throws the best dropkick in the business! KING: What about Billy Gunn or Bob Holly? JR: Um...BAH GAWD! |
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Luke 15:11-32
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Remember when he kept calling The Undertaker "Booger Red"... and nobody knew what the fu>ck he was talking about?
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Simply Sensai(tional)
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"Some fall short, some come stong, but with Sensai you get's no dice baby!!!" -sensai86 |
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Simply Sensai(tional)
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I got an idea...forget it
"Some fall short, some come stong, but with Sensai you get's no dice baby!!!" -sensai86 |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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*Test does a tilt-a-whirl slam*
JR: "BAH GAWD THE PILEDRIVER!!! OKLHAHOMA BAH GAWD!! ![]() |
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JR: Green mist! |
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Yeah it was a while ago though. He never makes much sence.
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JR: I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt....and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
King: really? JR: AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN, STUNNER, AUSTIN, STUNNER |
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Luke 15:11-32
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My personal favorite JR signature move is the "Mix up" move.
"BAH GAWD... RANDY ORTON JUST HIT THE 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON RVD!!!" |
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KING: Puppies JR: Slobber knocker Tazz: Rocket buster |
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"AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!"
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*Oh Sh*t*
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"BAH ...GAWD IS GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!"
Lawler: calm down before you give yourself a heart attack. "BAH GAWD HEART ATTACK!" |
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Fthagn?
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Austin: What? JR: BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD AUSTIN WHAT STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER! STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER WHAT STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER SHERIFF SHERIFF UNORTHODOX STUNNER BAWH GAWD BROKEN IN HALF STUNNER STUNNER BAWH STUNNER IN HALF GAWD BBQ SAUCE PILEDRIVER STONE COLD SPEAR BAWH GAWD! King: ...um...puppies? Austin: *stunner to random held down talent.* JR: BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD BISCHOFF SADDAM ERIC SADDAM STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER BEST IN THE BUSINESS SPEAR STUNNER BAWH GAWD! King: ....pu..puppies? Yeah, and this is all during the random Booker T squash match against Kane/Henry/Goldberg/Trish/What Not. |
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It is what it is n heaven
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Anyone hear when JR called Lita "handsome" like maybe a month ago?
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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*Oh Sh*t*
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it just sounds strange to me to hear that
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JR is pretty
pretty as in pretty gay |
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I hope bishoff will be on raw 2-night.
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Father of Hinduship
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HE'S LIKE A ONE-LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS-KICKING CONTEST!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I forgot to mention one: The word "literally."
As in "Bah gawd! He is literally broken in half," after a big bump. Or if someone hurts their knee "He is literally a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest." Or if Kane goes on a tear "Kane is literally on fire!" |
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BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD AUSTIN ON RAW! AUSTIN ON RAW! NEEEXXXXXXXXXT TIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEE!!!
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Father of Hinduship
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What's gonna happen NOW King? [/Cole circa 2001, 3 minutes into the show
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Its a powerbomb (A Michinoku Driver, Body Slam, Suplex, or any other move)
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Father of Hinduship
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Baw Gawd King.......When I move you move (just like that?), When I move you move (just like that?), When I move you move (just like that?), Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back! (When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that? (When I move you move) just like that? (Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!) Baw Gawd! Stand Up! Bah Gawd! Stand Up! |
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#29 |
Damn me and my charisma
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JR: "The road to WrestleMania begins here on Raw!"
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I have no way..(stutters)..to reach him.
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26 hours not 24 JR you idiot!
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The exagerrations by jr are always funny, like someone slips off the steps getting into the ring
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"He is literally broken in Half"
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TPWW's John McEnroe
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*fist drop*
JR: BAH GAWD! HE'S INSANE! HE'S HARDCORE! BAH GAWD! HOSS! -or- JR: NO! NO! GAWD DAM! YOU CAN HIT HIM HARDER! STUNNER STUNNER FULL NELSON SPEAR VAN DAMINATOR HOSS TALENT BBQ SAUCE LITERALY BROKEN IN PEDIGREE PEDIGREE PEDIGREE STUNNER! Forget it.... TPWW's John McEnroe ![]() "I am a lot like Martina Navratilova. I got into tennis for the chicks." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'm just waiting for JR's head to explode on live TV. The guy gets more worked up than Schiavone.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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"Chris Beniot has him in the Liontamer!"
King: that's Jericho, you moron... |
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Painkiller
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![]() ![]() ![]() Honestly, it's far past time they get rid off "good 'ole JR". |
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