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Old 03-03-2004, 12:01 AM   #1
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Lightbulb Things that Happen in Wrestling that Never Happen in Real Life.......
We all know that you are supposed to suspend disbelief while watching wrestling, but there are some things that are so ridiculous that it's impossible for them to occur in real life.

Earl Hebner should have been fired 900 times over the years. How many big matches has he blown? But somehow he maintains his Senior Referee status.

When a face-about-to-turn-heel wrestler tags up with another face to wrestle two heels, they always participate in the match normally, beating other guys up and getting beat up, and at the last moment they decide to turn on their partner. why not do that in the first place instead of getting hurt?

I'm not a physics major, but when you grab someones hand and swing them one way, they don't usually go running towards that direction.

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Old 03-03-2004, 12:03 AM   #2
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A guy always stops talking when someone else's entrance music hits.

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Old 03-03-2004, 12:05 AM   #3
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A guy always stops talking when someone else's entrance music hits.
Well that's not surprising, cause usually the music drowns him out.
What gets to me is that those people in the sound truck are so sharp on music cues, and oh so willing to cooperate with any bastard who needs a music cue to carry out their evil plots.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:40 AM   #4
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Well that's not surprising, cause usually the music drowns him out.
What gets to me is that those people in the sound truck are so sharp on music cues, and oh so willing to cooperate with any bastard who needs a music cue to carry out their evil plots.
Yeah, even Zach Gowen and guys who have never wrestled in the WWE before have entrance themes and videos being set by the sound trailer.
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:11 AM   #5
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Also, remember those WCW BattleBowl PPVs? Tag teams were "drawn" out of a hat and 85% of the time each team consisted of guys who hated each other(Sting and Vader, Flair and Savage, etc.).

An employee of yours goes to your house and rapes your wife, all while cameras are there watching and not stopping anything. No charges are pressed and it's completely forgotten 2 weeks later by the entire family.

Hulk Hogan has been doing his Hulk Up routine for almost 20 years now. How come his opponents still hit him when he starts to Hulk Up? I would get out of the ring and wait until he calms down. I swear, every Hogan opponent does the same thing and no one has ever tried anything different.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:49 AM   #6
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Hulk Hogan has been doing his Hulk Up routine for almost 20 years now. How come his opponents still hit him when he starts to Hulk Up? I would get out of the ring and wait until he calms down. I swear, every Hogan opponent does the same thing and no one has ever tried anything different.
I remember when Tatanka started doing his war dance around the ring (his hulk up) and Bam Bam Bigelow did an enziguri, knocked him out. I remember laughing at it, even when I was a little kid
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:17 AM   #7
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:53 AM   #8
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Where to even begin?

-getting thrown into a pit of fire/dropped in a car from 30 feet up/electrocuted by the testicles and coming back within 2 weeks without a scratch.

-a television camera being fully prepared any time anything at all happens, even in the most personal moments you could think of (without involving the bathroom)

-90% of all wrestling moves today.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:45 AM   #9
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-a television camera being fully prepared any time anything at all happens, even in the most personal moments you could think of (without involving the bathroom)
You're forgetting GTV...

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Old 03-03-2004, 12:56 AM   #10
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On RAW this week.. Magical camera angles, and a camera just happens to be waiting in a limo.
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Old 03-03-2004, 02:49 AM   #11
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yeah i like it when the camera zooms in on the limo, the JR or King or Cole or Tazz go "WOW werent Expecting ANYONE tonight... WHO COULD IT BEE??!?" when its obvious they've been there for awhile, also i like it how cameras just happen to be backstage

"we've gotten a message from.. the mess, hall, because you know, we need to always have a camera in there to watch our superstars carb intake, but other then that, here comes mick foley to try and beat on Ortan! BAH GAWD I NEVER EXPECTED THIS!"
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:19 AM   #12
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The Undertaker brings many things to mind (Kane too).

The Booker-T scissors kick... who stays bent over in one spot for so long?

The Pedigree doesn't look like it hurts bad enough to render someone unconcious for a 3-count.

The Figure-4 doesn't look like it hurts at all.

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Old 03-03-2004, 04:31 AM   #13
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The Figure-4 doesn't look like it hurts at all.
I've been put in the Figure-4 a couple of times. It does hurt.
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:45 AM   #14
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The Figure-4 doesn't look like it hurts at all.
Please allow me to give you one.........
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:18 PM   #15
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The Undertaker brings many things to mind (Kane too).

The Booker-T scissors kick... who stays bent over in one spot for so long?

The Pedigree doesn't look like it hurts bad enough to render someone unconcious for a 3-count.

The Figure-4 doesn't look like it hurts at all.
1: If you get kicked in the gut hard enough, your going to get winded, now the most natural reaction to getting winded is bending over.

2: hmmm..the pedigree doesn't look like it hurts bad enough to get a pin fall, ok when you fall over you try to automatically put your arms down to break your fall, now if someones got you underhooked by the arms then whats stopping you (in the case of a padigree) but your face (or maybe a when the rock or kane takes a pedigree then put a knee down)

also the pedigree (enough the im totalling in agreement with the whole HHH-era thing) is one of the worst looking finishing moves in the business

3: When taking a figure four the pain, if applied directly and with the intension of hurting fucking hurts, the pain from your knee is seriously bad (if applied properly) the muscles that are on the inside of your knee and the back of your knee is where the pain comes
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:47 PM   #16
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1: If you get kicked in the gut hard enough, your going to get winded, now the most natural reaction to getting winded is bending over.

2: hmmm..the pedigree doesn't look like it hurts bad enough to get a pin fall, ok when you fall over you try to automatically put your arms down to break your fall, now if someones got you underhooked by the arms then whats stopping you (in the case of a padigree) but your face (or maybe a when the rock or kane takes a pedigree then put a knee down)

also the pedigree (enough the im totalling in agreement with the whole HHH-era thing) is one of the worst looking finishing moves in the business

3: When taking a figure four the pain, if applied directly and with the intension of hurting fucking hurts, the pain from your knee is seriously bad (if applied properly) the muscles that are on the inside of your knee and the back of your knee is where the pain comes
1. Damn right. Lotta people who get hit/kicked in the gut'll stay down.

2. The Pedigree does tend to smash you in the face...Or, at least it would if it was a real move and not staged. Of course, in the real world, most people would never be able to land the pedigree against an oppononent above the age of 5, unless they're fighting a quadraplegic.

3. Submission moves are generally watered down. Most of them really hurt.
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Old 03-03-2004, 04:16 AM   #17
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Old 03-03-2004, 06:44 AM   #18
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:20 AM   #19
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:35 AM   #20
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the figure four does indeed hurt... I've put people in it as well as been placed in it... and the pedigree can indeed knock some sense into ya... they just had to seriously water it down
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:44 AM   #21
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the figure four does indeed hurt... I've put people in it as well as been placed in it... and the pedigree can indeed knock some sense into ya... they just had to seriously water it down
yea I notice that crap. just like the sharpshooter and the Walls of Jericho. They dont put it on anymore like they used to. It used to look like it really hurt but now it looks horrible.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:42 AM   #22
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yea I notice that crap. just like the sharpshooter and the Walls of Jericho. They dont put it on anymore like they used to. It used to look like it really hurt but now it looks horrible.
It's because the people in charge are total pussies.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:45 AM   #23
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in steel cage matches when the soon to be winner of the match is climbing out and soon to be the loser always tries to climb out too and never uses the fk'n door.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:56 AM   #25
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or how about guys who take 7 mintues to climb a fk'n ladder and grab the belt. DAM you Jeff Hardy, you could of been WWE Champion.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:33 AM   #26
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Getting smacked in the head with a sledge hammer and not ending up dead!

Always being able to find a baking tray or trash can under the ring at all times.!

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Old 03-06-2004, 10:43 PM   #27
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or how about guys who take 7 mintues to climb a fk'n ladder and grab the belt. DAM you Jeff Hardy, you could of been WWE Champion.
You try moving up a Ladder very fast after your body has gotten the crap beaten out of it and is in very bad shape from spots and chairshots....Of Course...We should be blaming the Undertaker, for taking a wicked Charishot and being back up, Totally fine in less then 10 seconds....
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:44 AM   #28
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:47 AM   #29
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that people can get their asses kicked all match, somehow make a comeback, score 3 or 4 moves and win
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Oh yeah, and another thing about the cameras...

When angles like the Trish/Jericho/Christian dealie happen, the commentary teams talk about the video footage, but everyone else is oblivious...

I mean, what, with all those cameras, no-one thinks they might be broadcast?
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:50 AM   #31
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EVERYTHING is solved in ring.

Forget the fact that a marriage where there's VIDEO EVIDENCE that the woman was unconscious would not be legally binding, let's wrestle for the annulment!
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Old 03-03-2004, 03:36 PM   #32
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a television camera being fully prepared any time anything at all happens, even in the most personal moments you could think of (without involving the bathroom)
What about when Big Show had the poops?

Anyway... Landing on a friggin bomb and surviving without losing a limb comes to mind...

Wrestlers always walk into the "It doesnt matter _____" crap from the Rock... God, dont give him the chance!

The ref is always conveniently placed into the corner for a squish... Or always knocked out until he conveniently regains consiousness to count the three count... Or they cant get up from a single punch for 5 minuites...

Drinking on the job... (obvious)

People staying down long enough for a People's Elbow, when all he does is give you a spine buster... Sure, the spine buster will hurt a bit, but not keep you down for 3 damn minuites for Rock to get the whole side-to-side thing... Or why does the People's Elbow hurt more than any other elbow?

You dont get hurt hitting someone off the top rope when hitting somthing, but when you miss, you still have the same force, only you get really hurt (The elbow drop comes to mind)...
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What about when Big Show had the poops?
Or when Regal snuck a peek at him, and was so amazed at what he saw that he forgot what he was doing and watered Show's leg?

Wait a minute, why do all these bathroom bits involve the Big Show???

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Well, in the elbow drop, the opponent cushions the blow.

A better example would be a missile dropkick.
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Thats true, and yeah, the missle drop kick is a better example, yet, the opponant would slow the fall... Leg drop may be a little better, because the leg is usually bent, and they miss the whole body...
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Jericho (i think) Kicked hulk in the crotch when he was hulking up.
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Id love to see that... Do you remember when it happened?
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Jericho (i think) Kicked hulk in the crotch when he was hulking up.
I don't rememebr this.
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^ Find a clip of that. It'd be hilaroius.

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