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Pirate |
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18 | 36.00% |
Dude who fucks his sister |
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15 | 30.00% |
Loose Cannon |
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7 | 14.00% |
*lol* Wrestling. |
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10 | 20.00% |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Paul Burchill
So which is better, the pirate or the dude who fucks his sister?
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Doin' It Right
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The incest thing looks bad on paper, but I wanna see if Burchill can actually pull it off next week.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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I find it funny how there was a whole "scandal" over Candice Michelle, yet now they're doing this.
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#4 |
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I voted Loose Cannon, mainly because I think a pirate who fucks his sister could be very easily done. It gets very lonely out at sea, and if they didn't grow up together, for whatever reason, incest would not be as disgusting to a pirate as it is now considered.
Honestly, I think the incest gimmick will actually serve Burchill well, up until a point. Eventually the WWE needs to reveal they are not brother and sister, and were just playing the gimmick to get them the attention. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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Better yet, a pirate that fucks everyone else's sisters.
YARGH, IF SHE AIN'T GOT A BRO, THEN SHE'S GOT TO GO Fuck this joke. |
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Smitten for Kittens
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How about a pirate with a loose sister? I think we can all get behind that
If you know what I mean |
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#7 |
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"Pirate Pimp" Paul Burchill = Ratings. The pirate gimmick was a success, and The Godfather was successful when he was around. A pirate who whores out Katie Lea is bound to get over.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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That's Not My Name
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That's Not My Name
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He may have been over and a ratings draw to you, but not to the majority. |
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Loose Cannon
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ELF ANGEL
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That Mean British dude who finished people with an armbar.
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You can't teach that
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I am the cheese
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The Great Pink Hope
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RIP SABU
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Paul was better when they weren’t having him go after his “sister”’s booty...(i.e. Seeking buried treasure instead of a hot piece of ass that he’s “related” to.)
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Planet Races The Moon
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Vince does not equal the majority nor does he have a great grasp on what the majority wants. Burchill may or may not have been over like rover, but using Vince as evidence one way or another is a bad idea.
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That's Not My Name
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Like him or hate him, Cena is over, in that he gets a reaction. It may be mixed, it may not be what they want it to be, but nobody sits on their hands in an arena when Cena's about. As for being a draw... WWE isn't exactly on its ass with him on top, and who better do they have right now at the box office? Even guys like Undertaker, Triple H and Shawn Michaels never set the world on fire in their own right, even at the height of their drawing powers.
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In 2005, the WWE had two very hot potatoes in Christian and Matt Hardy. Neither man got pushed. In fact, a case could be made that their heat was actually attempted to be suffocated. Can you imagine what would have happened if Vince didn't listen to the fans when they started to cheer Stone Cold Steve Austin? Or if he didn't listen to them when they booed Rocky Maivia? Vince is losing touch, and you can't really use him as evidence of anything. He actually thinks an incest story involving himself is a good idea. The man has not been a great businessman (he has failed with pretty much anything not wrestling). Back to the pirate gimmick: The fans were reacting to it, there were signs in the crowd for him (to the point where fanfare for him became especially noticeable), which is as much a success as a ridiculous mid-card gimmick can be, in my opinion. |
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That's Not My Name
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As for Christian, I'm sure he would still be with WWE right now if he desired to be. He wasn't sacked, he walked away of his own accord at the expiration of his contract.
I'd almost guarantee the option to stay was there for him, as would the option to return be, should he become contractually free. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...IN HD!!!!
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I loved the Pirate Paul gimmick.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I am angry at the fact that somehow between pirates and sister fucking the topic has gone to Cena
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ELF ANGEL
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Triple H isnt a reason to watch Raw, but apparently HHH = Rawtings.
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That's Not My Name
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HHH = Rantings
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ELF ANGEL
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That's Not My Name
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By that definition, Justin Roberts is a "reason to watch SmackDown".
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#32 |
That's Not My Name
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And also, if he was simply a reason, as you described it, and not neccessarily a trigger but rather just an element, then how does that make him a success?
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Because something like that could have equally sucked dick. Paul Burchill got a nice reaction from the crowd. Scotty 2 Hotty didn't ever lead a boom period, or anything, but I'd consider his character successful for what it was.
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#34 |
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Agreed. He also kept his spot on the main roster for 8 years (longer if you count the pre-Too Cool Scott Taylor). Pirate Paul didn't even last 8 months.
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#35 |
That's Not My Name
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I didn't dispute that... you don't sign a contract to be a main eventer, he simply would have stayed on the same or similar terms. That isn't to say he would never have moved up the ladder, that's simply speculation either way.
I'm not ignoring a situation that is detrimental to my point. My point was the the Pirate gimmick was dropped (for whatever reason then), and that isn't comparable to Christian, who was not in any danger of being dropped from the roster, nor of losing his spot or his job. You made the Christian analogy, not me. |
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The pirate gimmick didn't last that long, but it was over while it lasted. You're just arguing for the sake of arguing now. Like the WWE has not dropped something good because of an injury, or something similar. |
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What's more, had Vince McMahon "got it" and gotten behind Burchill, you really think a mid-card comedy act would have made it to the top? You really see a guy like "Pirate Paul" headlining WrestleMania (or any PPV for that matter) without uproar from fans, including these forums? As an apparent Burchill fan, you should be happy they dropped the going-nowhere Pirate gimmick and went back to the drawing board. |
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...it was doing very well for itself given its position, and Paul was getting some mighty pops. I'm not the only one who enjoyed the character. Other people did, and that was notable during the broadcasts. There were signs in the crowd for the character, and people reacted to it. That was the definition of success I was using. Not generating 5.0 ratings, not main eventing PPVs, merely being an entertaining portion of the show to myself and many others. I'm not trying to appear disrespectful, or anything, but how can you claim that the character was not a success in those terms. It's almost as if you're acting like the character was not entertaining, and your opinion is all that counts. I'm not even going by my opinion here, as while I was entertained by the character, yes, Burchill could have done more. I'm going by the crowd reactions. Another thing the character did, was it helped Paul Burchill develop as a performer. I did not think it was nearly as horrible as others did, but when he showed up, he had quite the accent, and his voice was described as people as "awkward" by a lot. The pirate character really helped Burchill get those nerves under control, or whatever was impairing him, and he really developed into a guy that could use body language (outside the context of a match, of course) and his voice much more effectively. As far as him main eventing goes, even if we did accept that Burchill was never going to main event as a pirate, that was never really the point anyway. My point was not that the sky was the limit was the character, but rather he was just entertaining the role. I believe that Burchill technically could have ascended with the role. He got some big wins in the character, and was consistently kept strong until that match where he got "injured" by Mark Henry (to mask a real injury, which was the last time we ever saw the character). The character was not meant to be a real pirate, but rather he was just dressing up as a tribute to his ancestor. Granted, the WWE often lose their way with those sort of things, but there could have been some "realistic" tweaking of the gimmick to make it darker, less prominent and eventually have him revert back to being himself. As far as it being "too campy" goes, I disagree completely. The Undertaker is far more ridiculous. The supernatural shit, as you seem to agree, is just pathetic and annoying, and that is far worse than anything that happened with Burchill. If they used scurvy to explain his absence from the WWE, then we'd have something to talk about. But yeah, when one of your main acts is a midget running around pretending to be a young child/leprechaun, I don't think a large man dressing up as a pirate as homage to his ancestors is that bad. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Smitten for Kittens
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There was also quite a pop for the teasing of Tomko/Batista, and they made sure to get Trish out of that group before furthering her push any more.
Really, the Christian situation is hilarious for its own reasons. I don't know whose argument I'm aiding here, I just wanted to elaborate on how hard Christian got boned. |
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