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Cranky Kong
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The WWE Logic Game
Here's how it works. Inquire about any WWE related situation past or present (or future, should you feel so inclined) and the following poster will use "WWE logic" to explain it. The same poster can then post an inquiry to be answered by the next poster.
EXAMPLE: *** Q: Why isn't Chris Jericho the WWE champion? A: He needs more steroids. ....Why was John Cena champ for so long? *** Crappy example, I know, and this may fall flat on its face, but let's give it a whirl anyway! I'll start. Q: Why does Mark Henry still have a job? |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
Posts: 64,762
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Cause they need black guys on the roster.
Do I ask a question? |
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#3 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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Yeah
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Alive
Posts: 13,683
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emerge
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Because he'd sue otherwise for racial discrimination.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Did you mean facial (hair) discrimination?
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Pelvic Sorcerer
Posts: 64,762
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Snitsky is growing facial hair so he doesn't look like a skinny kane.
Q: Why even employ cruiserwieghts? |
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#8 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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So children can have Superstars their height to relate to.
What's up with Mike Adamle? |
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emerge
Posts: 16,710
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He's so high right now
What the fuck about preplanning angle's don't they understand? |
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#10 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN
![]() Why implement a Wellness Policy when all of your biggest stars are clearly steroid abusers? |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
Posts: 29,886
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Because CM Punk is outpopping everybody and the real star of the show.
When will CM Punk cash in his MONEY IN THE BANK contract? |
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Retired Prolly.
Posts: 11,296
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Pelvic Sorcerer
Posts: 64,762
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So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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emerge
Posts: 16,710
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#16 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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To counteract John Cena, whom you can't see.
Will Shelton Benjamin ever get a proper push? |
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Spliff & A Brew
Posts: 6,754
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Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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Sorry, Stone Cold only drinks from cans.
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Spliff & A Brew
Posts: 6,754
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Thinking?
Where on earth did you get that music for Flair's retirement? |
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ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Dragonforce
Why hasnt Val Venis won a world title? |
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Because he refuses to take vince and HHH up the a$$
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#22 |
Spliff & A Brew
Posts: 6,754
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R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Quote:
Why is Londrick continously jobbed out? |
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#24 |
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Because talent does not equal ratings
why has Kane only ever had one world title run? |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Because they like to piss off all the fans with Kane mask tattoos, and other people.
Why haven't we seen a story line with Kennedy, a group of midgets, and a murder? |
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ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Just like his name, he will echo, and come around again.
Why hasnt Jericho saved_us? |
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#27 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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#28 |
You can't teach that
Posts: 19,337
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No, He was Announcing the Show.
Is Buff Really the Stuff? And is it possible to ever get enough? |
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#29 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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No, yes
When HHH says it's time to play the game, does that mean he is playing the game, or is his opponent playing triple H (and if so does that mean that Triple H is literally a game not the game) |
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#30 |
Spliff & A Brew
Posts: 6,754
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As long as he gets played with at some point, Hunter doesn't give a fuck.
Any team, any era, in their prime. Which tag team would you use to resurrect the division? |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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#32 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerrero (Get it...Resurrect)
How can Kenny Dykstra get a good push? |
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#33 |
"Ask him!"
Posts: 10,072
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Bring back the rest of the Squad and squash them to Batista and Undertaker
Why hasn't K-Fed been brought back for a follow-up storyline with Cena? |
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dave ain't here?
Posts: 2,709
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Because his name always gets mentioned alongside Britney Spears. AND THE WWE IS AGAINST DRUGS.
Why have you, just now, started to push William Regal? |
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#35 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
Posts: 3,555
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Because he just now got to a point, where his hairstyle warrants a push of some sort
So why doesn't queering make the world go round? |
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Total Non-Stop Apologist
Posts: 4,430
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Quote:
Who won the 2004 Royal Rumble? |
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#37 |
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Voldemort
Who won the Heavyweight title at Wrestlemania 20? |
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#38 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
Posts: 3,555
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Triple H doopleanger who forced the original Triple H to tap out
Will the WWE be enforcing a new brawl for all with Topless Divas? |
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#39 |
ELF ANGEL
Posts: 39,476
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Yes, in the first all natural talent match, sadly no one has talent, and no one is natural, so its 10 mins of an empty ring.
Who is going to be the first to job to Aurora? |
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#40 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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Stephanie's Uterus
Who is the next big thing |
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