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Y2KoTF
Posts: 16,241
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Man, sucks to be Elijah Burke
From the front page:
ECW star Elijah Burke is currently in the hospital after being struck by a car that was apparently going 80 mph in a 40 mph zone. Elijah went out for a run late at night and tripped on an unleveled sidewalk landing in the street. He was then sideswiped by a speeding car. TheElijahExpress.com first posted the news. The site is currently down. Elijah claimed he could only use his left hand at the time, he did manage to post a blog about the accident via his cell phone. Sucks for Elijah. And before the jokes start, NO it wasn't Rikishi, and NO he didn't do it for the people.... Last edited by Tazz Dan; 07-30-2008 at 01:26 AM. |
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#2 |
Doin' It Right
Posts: 35,460
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Damn, that DOES suck
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#3 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
Posts: 18,582
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Holy fuck!
Someone really wanted him dead! |
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#4 |
The Satanic Mechanic
Posts: 52,521
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Fuck
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#5 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
Posts: 12,676
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How the fuck do you get sideswiped by a car going 80, and then blog about it on your cellphone? Assuming Burke gets better, that dude needs a fucking Hancock gimmick.,
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#6 |
The Sellsword
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Ah, fuck!
Poor guy. First he aint' even being used by the WWE, and now he's been hit by a car. Hope the guy is okay. |
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#7 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF VINCE WASN'T INJURED
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#8 |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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It really is chaos atm!
But seriously, damn, that really sucks. |
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#9 |
You can't teach that
Posts: 19,337
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I really like Burke too, I hope this isnt a major set back or career ending, it sounds very serious.
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Posts: 61,523
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That sounds pretty bad. Hopefully Burke makes a full recovery in time. At least the WWE probably won't release him, which means money to get him through it.
This could be the religious experience that gives us The Black Pope. |
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#11 |
EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Is running after dark a wellness policy violation?
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#12 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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I hope he was wearing reflective clothing or starts to if he plans on continuing to run after dark. I mean all black jokes aside, the guy is dark and it make it that much harder to see him in the dark. Especially if he is going to be laying in the middle of the street.
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#13 |
...IN HD!!!!
Posts: 23,327
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Guys it was a joke. Some guy hacked his website.
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#14 |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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Some fucking joke, thought it was a bit 'bizarre'.
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#15 |
gothic beauty
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damn and he just became a title holder this is really gonna fuck with him holding the belt because they might take it from him cus you have to defend the belt every so often. dont know if they will or not
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...IN HD!!!!
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Quote:
What fucking title does he hold? The most unused wrestler on the roster title? |
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#17 |
One Of A Kind
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^ Koos just said it isn't real.
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#18 |
YesYesYes!
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Someone picked Elijah Burke of all people to hack? They should pick someone who at least is on tv more often. That would have really sucked if it was true, but thankfully it isn't.
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#19 |
LAKE SHOW HOES
Posts: 25,764
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Godddd Damn.
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#20 |
gothic beauty
Posts: 151
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well i hope that it is not real we will see on smackdown on friday i think so i guess that is that.
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#21 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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For the Umpteenth time....ITS NOT REAL.
BUT IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT! |
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Posts: 61,523
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LOL at darkfyre pretending to confuse Shelton Benjamin with Elijah Burke.
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#23 |
gothic beauty
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yeah thats just what i was doing lol
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