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OMG, they have the Flair caption. You got to hear his scream though Cork, it sounded like a little girl.
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After spending all of his free cash on late night munchies at Taco Bell, RVD realized that the cheeper Bookerbot was no substitute for for the Ortonbot Ref: Ok class, does anyone here know what this move is called? Rhyno: OOH OOH! Ref: Rhyno, let the other children get a chance to answer. (This is my first caption, so don't yell at me if it isn't funny) |
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As Eric gloated and laughed, Paul knew he shouldn't have related his story of what Brock had done when he had caught Heyman on the internet just before Lesnar left. Heyman: "There's someone under the podium." (rep for the reference) I didn't know RAW was in San Francisco last night... Jericho: "Dammit! This Dupree Wheelbarrow is IMPOSSIBLE! I feel like Hardcore Holly with an Easy-Fold Chair!" Though he was leaving for SmackDOWN!, HHH knew that his new Faster-Pouncing Invisible Crucifix would be more than a suitable substitute until he returned with the WWE Championship and the SD! roster's credibility. Much do Renee's dismay, Austin proved to be as good of a line-dance instructor as he was an American Idol contestant. At that moment, Austin regretted his earlier words in the lockerroom: "If drinking on national TV is a sin, may God strike me down before the people!" Kane had the win all sewn up until he spotted the shiny quarter. First he gets buried by the Undertaker, then he's forced to strip naked and dance around until Bischoff and Heyman run into act as human censors. And they said Kane's career couldn't sink any lower... Jindrak and Cade shared a heart-warming goodbye before Mark departed to fight the Anti-Triple H Crusades in the distant lands of SmackDOWN! Nidia figured the narcs would never catch her if she smuggled drugs in her "enhancements," but they proved cleverer than she anticipated. Heyman was pissed off. How come Cena got a Microphone Lollipop and he didn't??? Cena: "Paul, you're about to be drafted onto RAW so that Stephanie can replace you on SmackDOWN! and ruin all the great work you've done recently. Take this red pill, and you can forget it all and save yourself from your impending humiliation." Flair and Hunter couldn't believe it. So it was BATISTA who had drawn that marker beard on Flair's face! OR Ric and Hunter didn't buy into Batista's urgent claims that Gollum was sneaking up behind them to steal back his precious. OR Batista: "Hunter! You're leaving? But now who will make the Kool-Aid?" Roses and chocolates were nice, but when it came to winning Trish's heart, nothing compared to the bravery of picking your nose with two fingers live on the air. The match quickly degenerated when Christian and the ref became caught up in a "You're a homo"/"**** you" gesture war. The single negative side effect to dating a bombshell like Trish Stratus was that she had the most unnerving ability to point and make the glass ceiling crash down on your head at random, as Christian unfortunately found out. Steven Richards debuts his "Random Anal Rapist" gimmick. OR As you can see, their horrible intro music was enough to make even Booker T keel to the ground in disgust. OR Booker wasn't exactly sure, but having an RVD grow out of your back was definitely NOT one of the listed side effects of drinking Evolution Kool-Aid. OR Booker T gathered up what was left of his credibility after it was dropped to the floor by Triple H, who had finished vilely degrading it. Booker: "Ric, get up! Now is NOT the time to play Patty Cake!" Flair had the match won until Chioda unleashed the Referee's Elbow on him. Batisa: 'Must... resist... urge... to dig into.... his ass..." Flair: "You just had to dig in there, didn't ya?" Batista: "Hey, at least I pulled out these nifty belts!" OR They might have won, but Batista was disgusted when he learned that his impending push had beeh given to Rhyno, who would be coming to RAW. Wow, Rhyno didn't even have the move locked in and Hebner had already called for the bell and was now walking to the back. With a newfound appreciation for all food vendors, Rhyno decided to support them and buy something whenever a vendor came by, no matter what was happening at the moment. Heyman: *reads a piece of paper that says Upcoming Angles: Stephanie will take over SmackDOWN! and then singlehanded bury your future ECW faction when she defeats all of them herserlf in a gauntlet match. Signed, Vincent K. McMahon* "Dammit, Eric! WHY THE HELL DID YOU CONVINCE ME TO TAKE THE BLUE PILL???" At first I thought that was Triple H, and I was wondering how he went from a lether jacket to changed and ready for a match so quickly...  A returning Edge didn't endear himself to the fans when he started spitting loogies at people sitting at ringside. It also didn't help that he'd aligned himself with Rita Repulsa. Ah yes, the determined look of a man who has a whole new roster to bury. First order of business: Enlist the gravitational manipulation services of Chavo to make Eddie's lowrider flip over and kill him, thus forfeiting the WWE Heavyweight Championship to Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Hunter: "The belt is mine! Give it to me!" *pat pat* "What the... you mean it's NOT attached to your torso?" Eddie couldn't believe his luck. In this position, he was actually holding Triple H down right now! Eddie had finally met his match, as Hunter lied, cheated, then stole Belty away from him and ran like heck to the back. When the zombies ambushed RAW, Big Show found himself in an unfamiliar ██████████ this time, other wrestlers were trying to eat him! |
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03-23-2004, 07:12 PM
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Eric: "Heh heh... no, no Paul, that's not where you wear your athletic cup." Heyman was such a trooper; not many people could keep a smile on their faces if their right arm were replaced by a thin metal rod. Heyman: "By the way, Renee, Vince says that once you get on Smackdown, you're supposed to be from Nashville, Tennesee." Renee: "Eh? Porquoi?" Heyman: "'Pork'? Oh... like pulled pork! Yes, that's the spirit!" Jericho knew this might be beneath him but... those French guys always had such nice boots. The draft was neat, the post-show beat down was terrific, but nothing in the show could really top the shocking moment when Renee Dupree climbed out of Chris Jericho's mouth. After getting a whiff, Renee really wished he hadn't pulled Austin's finger. When Truckosaurus and Melllvar the Evil Energy Creature showed up to threaten Earth, Stone Cold Steve Austin whipped out two cans of spinach and began kicking ass! Glen Jacobs reflected on the irony of how he began his career as a dentist and ended it a podiatrist. "Their infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad. Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected." * missile explodes behind him * Garrison wasn't sure he even wanted to slow dance with Jindrak, and he sure as hell didn't feel comfortable when Flair started singing "Strangers in the Night". Bischoff: "Aw, geez, Nidia, be careful around the Ark!" Nidia: "What the---? It sucked in my clothes!" Bischoff: "Heh heh... that Yahweh...." Heyman was torn. One the one hand, he was happy that Brock had lost weight and had signed an NFL contract. On the other hand ... THE DETROIT LIONS!?!?!? Cena: "Put me on Raw or I'm siccing Pikachu on your ass, bitch." When Batista complained that he couldn't take his hands off his forehead, Flair and Hunter knew that Rhyno had come to Raw. Trish began to wonder if she picked the right guy when Christian began to whistle at every babe in the audience. Christian warns that Ref that if he ever hurts Spike again, there'll be hell to pay. Christian scratches his head in disbelief when Trish points out that he'd completely forgotten about Undertaker's birthday. Gloating after savagely beating Whoopi Goldberg, RVD's heel turn was complete. Flair: "... aaaand... jazz hands!" The crowd marked out solid when the Ref ripped off his mask and revealed himself to be Ricky Steamboat! Batista: *reads Booker's shorts* "Wait a minute... you're name is Booker? And I've been calling you Whoopi all this time!" Last edited by El Santo; 03-24-2004 at 12:36 AM. |
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Paul Heyman becomes "Bruce Almighty" and posesses Vince Mcmahon during his "Where It All Begins Again" speech. Vince Mcmahon: (In ring) I don't care who you are, you're name is going into this list, I don't care if you are Stone Cold Steve Austin, I don't care if you're The Undertaker, I don't care if your a relative of mine, and I *Squeaky voice* Drun Cahya Eef Buh Boo A Bubbya bubbya Bee Wooapasta...*Cough* Mo If Yeww Ahh Mey Wofe, Winda! He is at it again here. John Cena: I don't care which show I go on, my body will stay on Smackdown and my tiny little nipples will go to France! ....Wait a minute...The bahla..bahla....*Cough* BAHAHHAHARARARAR BLAAAH! REEEUMP! Imagine if RVD was RIGHT behind Booker-T in this picture, and you walked into a room and saw this! Christian: STAY! Ref: UNGUARD! *Slice* AHHH! Christian: What a dope. Big Show's new gimmick: Mr. Nanny! |
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Heyman: "There's someone under the podium."
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03-23-2004, 06:29 PM
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PAUL: ...and that's why the signs say "Low Bridge." Unfortunately, Shopzone's new "Paul in a Box" toy wasn't a very hot seller. Watching at the White House, George W. Bush gets a sudden urge to bomb Scarsdale, NY. CHRIS: Well, Rene, I have good news and bad news. RENE: Give me the good first. CHRIS: You're no longer severed in half. RENE: Bien. What is the bad? CHRIS: ...I was holding the directions backwards. RENE: Merde! RENE: Ayyyyyyyyyy! Ha ha ha! I mock you! CHRIS: But my band's name is "Fozzy," not "Fonzy." RENE: Merde! RENE: I 'ave seen zis done on RAW before, but I cannot remember what comes ne--merde! GOD: Who drinketh from mine communion beer? AUSTIN: I'll be damned... GOD: Yes, I'm afraid so. Jackie stifles a laugh. Kane still hadn't figured out that she'd spread Chia seeds all over his pillow! KANE: I did NOT have sexual relations with that corpse. This press conference is over! While Cade and Jindrak say their goodbyes in the foreground, Bubba Ray Dudley attempts to subtly remove the invisible plungers from his forehead. The skies opened, and God said... "Put on a freakin' shirt!" And lo, the shirt did falleth from the sky. CENA: Yo, I was gonna cut a killer freestyle, but since I'm in Detroit and wearing a Lions #20 jersey...I'm just gonna quit. See ya! CENA: Nah, just kidding. If I ever tried anything like that, Vince would rip off my testicles. Like so! PAUL:  DAVE: I can't BELIEVE this! I mean, I'd heard the rumors about you guys, but-- RIC: It's not what it looks like! DAVE: For the love of Christ, Ric, you've got some still on your face! KANE: Heh heh heh... Christian attempts to hold back the surging bile after Trish finished telling him about her first lesbian experience...with Moolah. CHRISTIAN: Hmm... American in fatigues with his head between my legs... But I'm not Saudi. *Political BaZING! ...  *TRISH: And then Mae joined us...on that table right there! XTIAN: My head... When the announcer claimed it was time for "Hunter Positions..." ...EVERYONE got ready. RIC: Hey, ref, look! His femur is sticking through his skin! REF: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nobody was ever the same after taking Booker's "Standing Wazzup." In the background, Operation Evolution Takedown began to take effect as the sniper took aim... Earl had given up on trying to figure out when to ring the bell when people get put in that damned thing. Instead, he had to practice for his next hieroglyphic modeling job. RHYNO: Hey, Earl. I'm Rhyno. Good to meet you. EARL: Hi. I'll just shake your ha-- CHRIS: No, Earl! It's a trap! RHYNO: Heh heh heh... PAUL: You need to get me a doctor right NOW! ERIC: I don't see what's so important. John castrated you, like, an hour ago, and you're still walking around just fine! PAUL: But it's turning BLUE! EDGE: My thin purple Schwartz is bigger than yours! EDGE: Long, dirty blond hair...check. Leather jacket...check. Ripped physique...check. Making long-awaited return from injury on live television...check. Boning the boss' daughter...  BITTER BEER FACE! EDDIE (reading): "Caution: Ramp may become icy?" Yeah, right, es--WHOA! BRIAN: ...and then I cup my hands like this and say "Zero-time zero-time zero-time zero-time zero-time WCW Champion!" Then I do a Spinaroonie. Pretty cool, huh? EDDIE: Shouldn't you say "Zero-time" zero times? HHH: How does he do that? EDDIE: Heh heh heh. *Roll-up - One, two, three.* JR: BAH GAWD LIE CHEAT STEAL SUMBITCH RATTLESNAKE UNPRETTIER BARBECUE SAUCE GAME! Why WWE hasn't banned the Giant Swing yet is beyond me. Crippling depression: Another side effect of burial. Hungry? Eat the boss' daughter! RIC: GRANDMA! YOU'RE BACK! |
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03-23-2004, 10:47 PM
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03-23-2004, 06:39 PM
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God: Austin...we need to talk, you're drinking is becoming a problem. Austin: What?!? God: Yes, Stone Cold this is an intervention. Budda, Ali, and Brahman are all here and want you to stop. Christian never missed out on a chance to point out homos. Ref: Ok, now who knows the capital of Idaho? Rhyno: OOO, pick me...It's Boise! |
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Hi folks You May remember me, Paul Haymen, Former owner of ECW, where today's WWE jobbers were ECW main eventers. Well folks, ECW is gone and I have got to sell some of these old wrestlers. Our first bidding item is a former ECW champion, Rhyno, do I hear one dollar? Come on folks he hasn't jobbed in 24 hours. Vince trying to out do the Zack G angle, unvails his newest superstar Gimpy, the man with no legs. See what happens when RVD's luggage gets lost at the airport. Fans were shocked when the headless, zombified corpse of Austin came to the ring and attempted to drink some beers. or What do you mean hit it in the brain, I hit the ****ing brain! The two young lovers embraced one last time before they were sent to two diffrent jobbing shows. Strip powerball lottery has become an overnight sensation. Triple H, excited at the fact he has a whole new roster to bury, accidently blinds batista with his hold down aura optic blast. This blast, if focused enough, can melt the eyes and careers of mid carders. RVD and Booker's reaction at their first viewing of the Best of Triple H 2002-2004 video or Booker: Rob I'm gonna be sick I don't think I can watch that HHH-Steph wedding night video anymore. RVD: Dude, just think of your power animal and slide. Flair didn't realize it, but he was in the Triple H position again. Batista: I'd like to see you bastards at tpww.net come up with something new, because I've been in this same postion for 3 months! or Batista: "Ric, Hunter, Randy, another one is stuck down there again!" Hunter off stage: "Damn it, 3 weeks in a row with this shit!" Batista was so excited about his title win that he accidently Sid's his pants lets see April: Cena, May: Guerro, June: Angle, and maybe if I have some time at the end, RVD. Yep my Smackdown burying vacation is all booked. wow, that was one hot burrito! Last edited by faust34; 03-23-2004 at 08:41 PM. |
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Eric: "Haha you forgot the cream cheese on Hunter's bagel didn't you." Heyman: "Vince said I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight, and not mention poop. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" With Rene Dupree added to Smackdown, the midcard roster now consisted of a mexican midget, a flaming homosexual, a white rapper, and a French fifi. Jericho: "Don't try and run away, you got your ass kicked in World War 2, and you're going to get it agian." Dupree: "Well we going to kick your ass in World War 3," Jericho: "What?" Dupree: N..nothing. Jericho: "Oh God do you bathe in tripe?" Rene: "I just got a new timex, check it ouuuuuuuuttttttt." Austin: "oooooooooooooooooooooO" Rene thought Austin would be more of a gentleman if he replaced the beer in Austin's cans with chardonnay, but it just got him more drunk. Kane managed to retrieve the boots from the blob. The world was safe for another day. Kane: "Like, OH...MY...GOD, where did you guy buy those blazers? AHHHHHHH!!" Cade: "I'm going to miss you man." Jindrak: "I got something for you to remember me by, here's my pants." Contrary to the unpopular "Paul-in-a-Box," the new "Nidia-in-a-box" sold like crazy. Heyman was not pleased to see Cena doing his Stephanie McMahon impression. Heyman: "Betcha 20 bucks the name in that ball is Triple H." Cena: "You're on!" After the show Cena was found hunting for change underneath people's seats. Triple H: "I'm drafted to Smackdown? It's a miracle, another roster to bury! This is the best day of my life!" Christian's Stephanie McMahon impression wasn't quite as good as Cena's. Booker T was definitely not used to RVD's pre-match burn outs. Ric: "Hey look man, when Vince told me to whack you, I didn't know he meant this." The ref couldn't stop acting like a gorilla while Flair had RVD in the figure four. Batista: "UH OH!" Booker T: "Tell me you did not just do that." JR: "To the owner of a yellow Hyundai, your car is being towed." Rhyno: "Oh this is the perfect time to tell me that JR!" Heyman: "My dad could beat up your dad any day of the week." Eric: "Na-uhhh my dad's the strongest man in the world." Much to the surprise of the fans, Edge wasn't forced to cut his hair despite looking remarkably like Triple H. Molly Holly REALLY freaked the fans out when she grew a goatee. I say old chap you know what's funny, a man in a woman's t-shirt. That was the last time Eddie gave the Big Show a ride anywhere. In fear of losing the match, Triple H placed the bomb in Eddie's tights. Triple H: "What are you doing?! I'm the pitcher and you're the catcher damnit!!" Long into the match, Eddie was wishing he didn't sample any of Rene Dupree's chardonnay. Ric: "OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!" Big Show: "What? All I said was you'll be jobbing the tag team titles to Scott Steiner and Test." |
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Eric: Paul, what's that for? I didn't know you broke your neck. Paul: Yeah, I kept twitching in the booking meetings and eventually I got whiplash. We all knew that Paul was in pain, but to take six darvocet pills before the show may not have been such a hot idea. Paul happily shook Dupree's hand, winning his bet that eventually SmackDown! would have less Americans than foreigners. Jericho's new finisher, The Sharp Figure Cloverleaf Tamer was devastating. Rene' proves to us all that the French do indeed enjoy being crucified. For once, investigators were able to recover the small black box, when Rene's career crashed hard somewhere in Detroit. Austin had become such an alcoholic, that he would remove his own head just to be able to pour the beer straight into his neck. Kane: So that's how you tie a shoe... Kane: NEVER COPY MY WHOPPER AGAIN. Cade and Jindrak show us footage of where they first became a tag team, at a Star Wars convention. Bischoff: Alright, Nidia, it's your turn to draw from the golden box of buried gimmicks! Nidia: Whoa, Sable's leftover silicon! Bischoff: Er, that works. It was bad enough that he already broke his neck, but Dennis the Menace would not stop pestering Mr. Wilson. Dennis: Look Mr. Wilson! A hand grenade! Mr. Wilson: Ah, shit. Batista: Dude, Hunter, Flair! I can see the future. Hunter: No way. What does it look like? Batista: Take a look. (As Hunter and Flair peer into the future, they see Triple H putting over champions and younger talent on SmackDown.) Kane: (laughing) Welcome to my world. And finally... Edge and Christian were reunited. Christian was slick and all, but there was no way he'd be able to pull off getting head from Spike and calling the REF a homo. Trish: Shoot this man in the ass! Christian: Ow, my head... Rob Van Dam guest stars in Busta Rhymes's new video, "Gimme Some Dope." Flair: (Grabs a piece of glass from the ceiling) Back! Back! When Flair refused to break the hold, the ref had to take matters into his own hands by showing them that it was ten o'clock, and he didn't even know what deodorant was. Batista: AHHHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER ON MY CROTCH! Triple H: (In the back) Don't fall for it Dave, it's a trick! (see Triple H tapping out to Benoit caption in the Wrestlemania ones, for joke reference) Batista was confused, when after he won the title, some old drunk guy from the crowd came to help him celebrate. Rhyno: Well, The Rock does it, you do it, so why don't I give it a shot? Rhyno: WTF!? How did I end up in the crossface!? Benoit: Sorry, only works for foreigners. Paul and Eric sing their karaoke duet, "We're Not Gonna Take it!" Edge: So! I'm here, and I'm on RAW. Hm. Why wasn't I put on SmackDown!? I wonder. Edge: What's this? I got brought to RAW to be buried by Triple H!? Ha, are you joking? Vince isn't going to bury me. I just gave him a groin massage last night. Edge: See? You people have no faith. No faith. (Shaking his head) It was cool for Eddie to pick up chicks with his car and all, but did he really need to pick up the fat ones too? Triple H: So um, why am I not champion yet? Hebner: Sorry Hunter, but that gene skipped a beat in my DNA. Triple H: Damn. When Triple H lost his title, he had to revert to desperate measures to try and sleep with someone other than Steph. Sleeping with a champ came to mind, however, Eddie proved way much to Triple H to handle. Triple H had an idea. Maybe if he hit a 619 on Guerrero, maybe the people on SmackDown would think he was a Latino and let him keep this belt. Show: NEVER COPY MY WHOPPERS AGAIN! |
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Ok I'm back after a little hiatus, my turn to stink up the joint
Eric: na na na na na na na, I stayed in business longer than you did! Paul Heyman bobblehead doll, on sale now for 4.99 Heyman thinks its Rene Dupree, little does he know Hogan found the fountain of youth! Jericho: Hey look a midget with a bb gun Rene: Oh shit! I surrender! Ladies and gentlemen, a French Man winning a fight Both: Twins powers activate! Austin: Form of...steam Rene:...we got these in a box of crackerjacks Austin: Aliens invading?!? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking beer! HGA Kama Sutra # 102: Filthy Midcarder Kane: Don't you just loooooooove the feeling of silk between your fingers? Cade: I LOVE YOU MAN! Mark: I know I'm leaving and all but you're still not getting my Bud Light This is the most X-rated game of Bingo I've ever seen Cena was drowning in his promo, luckily Paul had his promo life-saver by his side! HHH: Wait...theres a guy on Smackdown whose ....over?! Christian cmon, its a family show God is one of the peeps! Christian: Whoa...where am I? Trish: Christian its 2004, we're an item now Christian: Well Hello Shirley! Booker, being the partner he is, covers up RVD's "wardrobe malfunction" Ric: Booker ... I am your father Booker: Damn sucker how retarded you think I am?! Even in the middle of the match, the ref has to break out into the Safety Dance! Worst. Bearhug. Ever WWE's wild and crazy guys Rhyno: So you're gonna call for the bell right Earl? Earl: Yeah right, and Grizzly Adams had a beard! Benoit: Grizzly Adams did have a beard Earl:..... Raise your hand if you're a ECW Champion Rhyno: Me Me Buried Paul: Remember one thing Eric...I had better PPV buyrates in the end! Eric:...touche Shannon hoped no one noticed his recent roiding Edge comes back, with a new WWE logo patch on his jacket! HHH hopes no one notices his boob job HHH debuts his invisible low-rider impounder Ref: So thats why I think Fantasia will win American Idol Eddie: Dammit Hunter make him stop! HHH: Now you're gonna get it Eddie! Belty: Oh shit I've heard about you HHH: What the ****?! Ric: OH MY GOD!? You can talk?! |
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Former Detroiter. I'm in Seattle now. Used to live near Redford, tho'.
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HHH: OMG, this totally isn't what it looks like. Flair: Yeah, I totally wasn't eating his ass out!...What pooh mustache? Batistia: You know guys, I don't know what I just saw, and I don't know what I will remeber tomorrow, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Kane (in the back): Hahahaha, busted. (BTW, notice how I didn't say something about another roster to be buries or HHH having magical burying powers?) |
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Hunter: "Let me ge this straight, there's a device out there that when you put it in your toilet, it turns the water blue or green for 1,000 flushes?" Batista: "Yeah and its only a small round disk." Flair and Hunter: "OMG!" |
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03-23-2004, 11:09 PM
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Trish: I found your Waldo, he's is right there. |
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03-23-2004, 11:12 PM
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Earl (thinking):I know Chris isn't tapping, but he is almost in a sharpshooter, and Canadian...no that would be wrong, but it feels so right. And there is a title on the line...oh hell, he kind a tapped, lets just give it to Rhyno. |
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03-24-2004, 12:00 AM
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I was going to say the Ric Flair Goatee
 oh well, nice spotting lad
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03-24-2004, 12:43 AM
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Does anyone else here think Batista's bellybutton looks like a butthole?
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03-24-2004, 12:50 AM
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LOL at the Pokemon one.
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03-24-2004, 12:53 AM
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That was an ingenius one, I'll give him that. Great wit there.
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03-24-2004, 01:07 AM
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Heyman was Jealous That Cena had an oversized Chocolate Coin for a belt. |
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03-24-2004, 01:16 AM
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Love that Joker I couldn't help myself, I was in a movie quoting mood.
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03-24-2004, 01:20 AM
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Wow. Great stuff this week.
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03-24-2004, 01:15 PM
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Announmcer: and here is your homo...CHRISTIAN |
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03-24-2004, 01:37 PM
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Fine, another I hope no one else did this one:
Flair, HHH, and Batista all at once: Oh my god, we all wore the same thing, we are such dorks! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Kane: Girls are funny. |
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