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He's Here
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Stupid things said by marks...
http://www.armpitwrestling.com/stupid-marks-1.shtml
"AJ Styles is nothing but a short Randy Orton clone"- Said by some dumb mark in a Yahoo chat room, obviously he doesn't realize Styles has been wrestling longer (no name given) Add your own. ![]() |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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"Why don't you stop flying airplanes into midgets?" - Said by some drunk mark at a local Minnesota indie show who was trying to belittle Shawn (Kosovar) Davari. The funny thing is, at the time Davari wasn't doing the angry Arab gimmick...in fact, he was a babyface. I don't even want to know what was up with the midget thing.(thanks to Steve Borchardt)
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Minnesota...my sweet sweet home went from the AWA to crap.
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He's Here
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“I watched Wrestling with Shadows documentary. I’m never watching wrestling again; I didn’t know it was predetermined.” – My old school friend a year after we finished high school so that would make him 18 or 19 and he just figured it out. Gosh. (thanks to Matt Sabo)
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You know that’s right
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The quotes would be a lot funnier without the commentary afterward.
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You know that’s right
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"Oh my God, look at that fag!"- Some lady pointing to Dave Meltzer. B*tch. Like she has any idea what a genius Dave is. In her defense, Dave was running to his seat at the arena, and someone yelled Hi to him. While he was running, he waved Hi back to the guy. I dare anyone reading this to run, wave Hi, smile, and NOT look gay. Poor Dave just didn't stand a chance, and this b*tch called him on it.
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I am the cheese
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I hope this doesn't count as thread bumping, but this particular thread reminded me of another one I posted in a few years ago.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...572#post973572 |
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Part time poster
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"Shawn Michaels had a legit knee injury."
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Tongue my Fartbox
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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#17 |
He's Here
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I <3 jony lions.
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#18 |
He's Here
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"The screwjob was a shoot"
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Tazz Dan 4 ███
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Tongue my Fartbox
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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“I think theater has given me the opportunity to show what a character actor I can be.”- Mark Hamill
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Tazz Dan 4 ███
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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the best way to prove you're a fan of shawn micheals is to insult bret hart
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Doin' It Right
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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There's not a quote to go with this, but I guy I worked with back around 2000 tried to convince me that Rikishi was, in fact, Yokozuna.
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It is not about being a Shawn Michaels fan, it is about standing up for the truth.
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Part time poster
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"Ask him!"
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"Eddie Guerrero is way overrated, and only got popular because he died so suddenly, like Heath Ledger." (I wanted to hit this guy)
"The F-U works because of the moves John Cena uses to build up to it." (Said after I commented on how weak Cena's finisher is in comparison to basically every other finisher out there.) "Shane McMahon should be WWE Champion." "Kevin Nash never drew." (This guy had obviously never seen the charts.) |
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Tazz Dan 4 ███
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Fake Kane was played by Abyss. That's why he dissapeared from TNA for a while. - One of TD's friends while watching a PPV.
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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"The only person that's not on steroids in the WWE is Bobby Lashley"
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Last of a Dying Forum
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"(random midcard worker) is so good."
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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The Fake Kane wasn't played by Abyss. Abyss Was injured the fake abyss was festus. Look it up
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RIP SABU
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#34 |
wekasauce
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I lot of the stuff you guys are saying isn't even stuff that marks would say. It's stuff that people with somewhat of an understanding of the industry would say, it just happens to be incredibly dumb.
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boop/bop/beep
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Well, it works for me.
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Get a poke on
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"I just don't see the need for Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle to have a match" - prior to Wrestlemania 21
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MEH.
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Part time poster
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Doin' It Right
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Ironic
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