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Old 01-31-2006, 08:48 PM   #1
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:49 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2006, 09:12 PM   #3
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Big Show: (Thinking) It's just a Full Nelson....



Shawn: OWWWW! OWWW!
Vince: I see the problem, Shawn. You got your head up your ass.



In a cruel joke, Ric Flair told Edge that there was a hockey puck in Cena's pants.



Cena: YO GOD, LOOK WHAT I WON BACK!

Just then, the bright lights of Wrestlemania goes dim.

Cena:



Carlito see's Trish without her makeup.
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"I may be bald, but at least fans don't laugh at my pimply white ass..."





Shawn: You're a ho...
Vince: Jesus Christ, Shawn, your religion is killing the caption!




Shawn's pappy was even worse than Shelton's Mama.




Satan: You will now eat Shawn's Heart
Vince: Yes, master.




In hyping the Royal Rumble, they used a Roman theme. For Wrestlemania, WWE goes Macbeth!




Shane: Uhoh...I think
Vince: We broke our last main eventer.
Shane: Six more months of Cena?
Vince: Got any better ideas?




"Hey, when you hit someone in the head, they do act like Eugene!"





Vince: This is the shit we put on the air?
Shane: Just smile and pretend you like it. We don't want the fans thinking even we don't like Cena.




The cure for Snitsky's Acne left him with a chronic wasting disease.




RVD's form was perfect until he hit his head on the glass ceiling.




"Give me a W!"




"BAM! BAM! BAMBAM!"



Triple H looked haggard, but he was merely preparing for his role in "Brokeback Mountain-The Musical."




Chavo: Soylient Green is people!
Triple H: Spoilers, dick!




Chavo demonstrates tactile telekinesis.




...However, his Kryptonite was soon discovered: Stephanie's vaginal fluids.




"Hurry up and kiss him, ref, he's starting to get free!"




"My sacrifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..."

"Creed? Das not cool!"




Big Show: Wow, I must've hit you hard!
Carlito: Nah. My hair's naturally like that.




Attempting to cure himself of his super-powers, Kane instead augments them, becoming more like the spider that bit him.




"You're sure this is going to cure my stretchmarks?"




Kane and Big Show tell Chris there's no Santa.




Vince tests out his new "Electric" title belts.




"Okay, you can hold him on the ropes. Just...Don't...Touch me..."




Mama Benjamin: I had a dream my acting career resulted in a bad gimmick on a live cable "sporting" event...
Goldust: Tell me about it.
Mama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Mama: How did you talk me into this?
Goldust: Don't talk while he's shooting!



Two of these belloons are not like the others...




Randy Orton comes out without his makeup on.




Micke was all for boosting ratings with "Live Sex 2," Until Viscera's music hit.




"I don't think the strap-on's supposed to go there, King."




..."King? Why is my monitor all sticky?"




And they say wrestling is gay...




Cena: *Sniff sniff* You've been with Lita again?



"Who'd think I'd be the one carrying someone in the main even scene, huh Edge?"

"Shut up and get this over with."




WWE's first boy band couldn't get the steps right.




New from WWE.com: The Life-sized Edge doll! Complete with Edge's personality!




Ref: Who's the President?
Edge: John Cena.
Ref: Concussion!




"What do you mean, 15 minutes?"



Warning: The WWE is not liable for any diseases contracted from looking at this picture.



John Cena never backs down from a fight. Here, he accepts Wrestlemania's challenge, and puts his title on the line, for the first time defending it against an entire PPV.
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Vince: He's not The Hulk! I'M The Hulk! Grrrrraaaaaaooooooorr!!
Shawn:
Vince: Change, dammit, change!


Vince: Is that the Boogeyman in there?
Boogeyman: I'M THE BOOGEYMAN AND I'M COMING TO GETCHA!
Vince:


Goldust: Mmmmmmmmm.... I still remember.
Shelton: Whachu talkin' bout?


One Night in Goldust is in the process of filming. Quiet on the set.


Spirit Squad?! More like.... SEIZURE Squad!


Edge realized the red power pellets went right through him.... and that the red Pac-Men on the bottom of Cena's shoes looked hungry.


STEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEE!!!


Edge: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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HBK: Haha, you blinked! I win.

Vince (Thinking): Not on my watch.



Vince: SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT! I left the washing machine on!



J.R: BAH GAWD! STUNNER ON GANGREL!!!!!!!!



Das snot cool.



Mama: *Siren Noise*

Goldust: I didn't touch it, I swear.



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Cena's Shoes: WAKA! WAKA! WAKA!

Edge: 'the hell?



Everyone was enjoying Cena's Eugene impression, but sadly it wasn't an impression.



A tear comes from the WrestleMania 22 Logo as it sees Cena will be Main Eventing it.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:14 PM   #7
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HBK: YOU'VE GOT A BOOGER!


The Mad Humper has taken the initiative to get himself into the main event while HBK watches.


Vince: ShhhhhhhhIT!
FCC: *GASP*
Vince: What?


Vince: Uh, Shane... What's in your hair?
Shane: What do you think?


Vince: And, uh, is that pink lipstick.
Shane: Of course not...
Vince: *Phew*
Shane: It's coral.


Carlito: I smell something burning....... OH SHIT! I LEFT THE STOVE ON!


Masters: 'Cmon!
Show: NO! I WILL NOT LET YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY EAR!
Masters: BUT I WANNA MAKE CANDLES!
Show; NO!


Cena: NO!
Sign: ........
Cena: NO! THIS IS MY BELT! AND I'M GETTING PLEANTY OF POPS!
Sign: .........
Cena: SHUT UP! I DO NOT LOOK FAT!
Sign: ......
Cena: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Hunter: Hey Jericho, thanks for the idea.
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Old 01-31-2006, 10:36 PM   #8
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Giant Gonzalez's return was met with extreme apathy.


Vince and Shawn finally see the sailboat in the Magic Eye picture.


Thinking it may get him a push, RVD decides to hump the glass ceiling.


With Triple H safely caught in a snare trap, Chavo decides to honor Eddie by stealing Hunter's watch.


Hey, don't think less of Carlito. You'd start to cry to if your head was that close to show's crotch.


Goldust-Why don't you WIPE MY BUTTON!!! One finger, circular motion...and don't you look at me.


Vince-Guess what Mickie! Jackie Gayda's returning next week and YOU get the first match!
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:14 AM   #10
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"You shur do got ah purrty muff."



Vince was quite impressed by HBK's Hogan impression.



Vince: "And after he told me to turn my head and cough, he reached his hand down like this..."



Vince was hearing voices in his head. Right there. Well, a little more to the left, but in that general area.



Worst. Proposal. Ever.



Vince: "That's not cool. Shane, flip him over, that's how Hendrix died..."



Michaels' beached whale impression, however, was a hit with two McMahons.



Vince: "OH! The apple! I get it now!"
Shane: "But I still don't get the part about the kangaroo..."



Shane was mighty happy about building neon USB ports into his father's brain, which would eventually be implanted into a Vince McMahon cyborg.



RVD tossing is not codoned in forty-three states.



Invisible jet-pack, away!



A candid shot of RVD's first reaction to smoking pot.



After its first test run, the "My Size Triple H Yo-Yo" was pulled from the shelves.



Likewise, the "My Size Chavo Guerrero Electric Guitar" was recalled, but with a body count sadly.



The human body was NOT meant to have a hand be put there, nor to come out of there.



But before Triple H could destroy the ref with his interdimensional sledge hammer, a young flying Mexican came and saved the day by stealing the hammer. Who was that loco chico?



Oh, the flying Mexican wasn't done. He took out the source of Triple H's vile powers, and finally laid the villain to rest.



Or was it the other way around...



Carlito: A man for the ages.

This message was paid for by supporters of the Carlito for God campaign.



We all know what you're thinking, and no- Carlito could NOT hear the buffalo coming by putting his ear to the Big Show.



Big Show was not thrilled by the ref's going out of his way to say "Fuck you" in a physical manner.



Try as he may, Chris just couldn't stop the Big Show's over-emotional wailing on the ref.

His funeral is this Friday, by the way.



Worst. Prostate Check. Ever.



Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?



"WHOA, that DOESN'T GO THERE!"



Aretha Franklin has really been letting herself go... And I'm not going to even START on Dee Synder standing to her right.



This really just speaks for itself folks.



God botches Armageddon again.



You can tell when you've watched too much anime.



Teletubies got cancelled?



Trish: "Shit, hot lesbian action"



The Danza Slap claims another victim.



Cena's headbut nailed its mark and Edge's balls.



Invisible Jet Pack Spear. Ohhhhh yeah.



Cena-back rides.



Probably the worst episode of "Solid Gold" I have ever seen.



"No, he LOVES ME!"



Edge: "Is that fucking Rhyno selling cotton candy?"



I guess he forgot to turn his stove off too.



"Whore". A new fragerance, by Calvin Kline.



It was finally upon us. Cena told WrestleMania 22 that if it "Wanted some" it should come and "Get some". And the getting was about to commence.
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"my teacher says everytime an overrated midcarder gets buried by Trips, an angel gets it's wings"


Your teacher is a god-damned moron.


You did NOT just call me a moron!


OOOHOOO He gonna getcha now boyeeeeee.
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:54 AM   #12
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Vince: And I'm thinning out here aswell, see?
Shawn: OH...MY...GOD. I have the exact same problem.
Vince: How do you cope with that?



Triple H starts practising his telepathy to hold another mid carder down.

RVD: Wierd...I've got the strange urge to strangle myself.



Edge: What have I done...I've killed him. But if he's dead, why am I getting buried?



After a mishap with his zipper, Big show's pubic hairs make a run for it and end up on Carlito's head.
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SHAWN: Hey Vince....yourshowsucks, heh heh heh.
VINCE: What?!


Now was not the time for Shawn to do the pull my finger routine.



No, it's not what you're thinking. Vince is describing how big STEPHANIE'S grapefruits were.



Just when Vince was going to plead his case to Shawn about Peter Gabrial, Jeff Jarrett communicated telepathically to Vince, telling him to "fear him".



As Vince pleads for Shawn to suck his dick, Shane was there to make sure that it did happen. They needed another Live Sex Celebration to boost ratings, anyway.


Incest in all its glory.


RVD freezes in mid air so someone can do a caption for this photo that DOESN'T involve a glass ceiling...OH SHIT!!


RVD: Hey Ref, next time, try taking a SHOWER!


CARLITO: God, tell me, why did I have to sign my WWE Contract!?



God delivering his answer.


REF: PUSH!!!
SHOW: Kane, did you HAVE to give birth to a piece of shit NOW?!



KANE: Yeah, NOW what?


The first ever surgury of making the chattering teeth toy into real teeth wasn't that successful.


Trish, you're the millionth contestant on Champions the WWE could not give a fuck about.


Mickie James was just told that this was the WWE, and not ROH!


EDGE: OK, he's in that spot...you want him to do WHAT to me?


Simulation of what happens in Edge's bedroom #200036.


EDGE: Oh my God, Matt Hardy's Ex was WHO, again?


Wow, Brock Lesner really let himself go for his comeback, did he?


WM22 SIGN: First Rey is going to lose his title shot, and now THIS?!!
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HBK: You're a....
Vince: No Shawn dont please dont say it
HBK: You're a MEANIE


Vince finally loses his mind
Vince: I've just been told that this weekend on Wrestling Challenge that The Honky Tonk Man will defend his Intercontinental Title against Frankie The Parrott with Cyndi Lauper as the Referee...You cant miss this people


Nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam
Meanwhile at Snoop Doggs house
Snoop: BULLSHIT


Triple H: Lashley you son of a bitch
Lashley: Oh shit my push is over now


Dusty Rhodes had a bad hair day


Masters: Wet Willy Wet Willy
Show: Oh hell no


Show&Kane: Thats what you get for breaking the Titan Tron


Goldust distracts Momma while Richards sticks it in


This was Mickies reaction when she learned that The West Wing was cancelled


Edge: John is that
John: Uh Huh
Edge: So you're
John: Happy to see you...Hell yeah bro
Edge: LITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lita: I've done some sick shit but thats even too far for me


John Cena is The Ringer


Edge finally realises the only reason he got the world title was because Vince feared Christian would be a World Champion before Edge
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Vince: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU!



Shawn is impressed by Vince's Brother Love impression.



His Undertaker impression is so good, it can keep you from realizing that a headless Giant wants to knock your head off with a chair.



Vince: Those are some cool shoes.



I've heard of seeing a vase, but this is the first time I have EVER seen a wine glass...



Rob: Backne... WHOA!!!!



Rob: Hey, can you help me? I am stuck.



When the ref made the signal, Trips unleashed the Force Choke of DOOM!



Hunter botches Spanking.



Chavo's Dhalsim attack misses the first time...



... But not the second.



Hunter: The NEXT TIME that someone screams out "OVERKILL"...



Annie: The Sun will come out... TOMMORROW!



Big Show: I need a Brillo pad!

Carlito: Dat's Not Cool



Chris goes to great lengths to prevent Kane's Public Enemy Impression.



But Show wouldn't be Denied.



Chris needed some help to catch the high Marshmallow throw in his mouth.



Ref: Um... that's not what the Matrix Jack is used for...



Goldust: Should I stop her from sneezing?



Mama: It's a living...



Spirit Squad guy with air horn: Rat Shit, Bat Shit, Dirty ol Twat
69 Assholes, Tied up in a Knot.
C'mon, Lizard Shit, FUCK!!!!!!!!

Rest of Spirit Squad:



Everytime someone cheers for Cena, God Kills a Kitten. Mickie just witnessed it.



Edge: Put em Up, Put em Up!!!!



Cena: I got me a talented wrestler, HahaHA!

TPWW:

Vastardikai:

Edge:



Edge was seriously injured when Cena forgot what he was doing mid-move and dropped him to do a Hogan impression. Hunter said it was Edge's fault for not being a good enough Heel and being inable to protect himself in the ring.



Edge: I'm only three and a half years old *runs his finger over his lips making a goofy sound.*



Lita botches... bah it ain't even funny anymore.



Sometimes at night, when everyone leaves the arena, but before they take the ring down, Cena likes to hold his title high overhead. That way, he never has to hear the chorus of boos.
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Go ahead, smell it. Can you guess where I've been sticking it?



Edge is still suffering from watching too much Hypno-Toad.



Shelton's Ear Vaginity was brutally taken by Goldust.



No matter how many times she see it, Mickie still can't understand what the fuck was going on with Cena's Rumble entrance. Eventually, her brain began to melt, causing great pain
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:24 PM   #17
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Edge took himself out so he would not face Finlay who is giving a new meaning to term FIGHTING IRISH.
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Old 02-01-2006, 04:29 PM   #18
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Spirit Squad guy with air horn: Rat Shit, Bat Shit, Dirty ol Twat
69 Assholes, Tied up in a Knot.
C'mon, Lizard Shit, FUCK!!!!!!!!

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Carlin!
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Old 02-01-2006, 05:49 PM   #19
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Shawn: I bet you don't remember Triple H marrying Stephanie McMahon! I'll bet my career on that!
Vince: Sure I do that happened a long time ago.


Shawn: Then how do you explain what happened just recently when you introduced Triple H to Stephanie McMahon?


Vince: SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIT... You lucky bastard!
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:25 PM   #20
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Edge took himself out so he would not face Finlay who is giving a new meaning to term FIGHTING IRISH.
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Old 02-01-2006, 11:30 PM   #21
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Raw's ratings were never more down on Monday. For some reason, alittle over 50% would change the channel after seeing a vase on their screen for 30 minutes.


Vince could not get over the worst rendition of "Stand back" he'd seen since.. well, when he did it himself.

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HBK: And God bless you, sir.

Vince: WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I FOLLOW OUR DARK LORD SATAN IN ALL OF HIS GLORY!! HAIL SATAN!

HBK: Ok, enough about HHH...


Shane: I dunno, dad. He made to the W and the O part, the R and M was all he needed. Too bad about Shawn though..

Vince: You know what this means....? Promote Scotty 2 Hottie.

Shane: ...You.. you serious?


BAWGAWD SHINING WIZARD BY HHH!!!


Ref: I must kill you, evil dark following spot!


Carlito: The end of the world... that's not c-- ** EXPLOSION!!! **


Goldie Hawn tells Martin Lawrence about his horrible future.


Geez, you forget your keys and they'll make a big deal about it...


EVERYBODY! BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHT!


The face of someone looking at Naked Flair.


Ashley: Oh, that was nice, but you need to shave alittle.. you know.


Edge: I'm following the video, but I'm just not getting a castle out of this thing.


Cena: FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS OR I SHALL DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS MAIN EVENTER! ...Wha, what do you mean keep him? I DON'T WANNNAAA!!!


..Don't even try it, buddy.

Tattoo: YES! DON'T MAKE FUN OF BOTCHFEST 2006 OR I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY SHOULDER-LIKE POWERS!!


Cena: Belt... won't.. FIT!

-- FIN. --
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Old 02-02-2006, 04:36 AM   #22
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Old 02-02-2006, 04:43 AM   #23
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RVD- Sun bed? I thought I was the only one who could fly.
Ref- He go so high I wet my pants
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:13 AM   #24
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Snitsky- Who needs sun bed those lights are so bright
RVD- Sun bed? I thought I was the only one who could fly.
Ref- He go so high I wet my pants
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i'm sorry but WHAT THE FUCK
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Old 02-03-2006, 12:49 AM   #25
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