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Old 04-30-2006, 05:56 PM   #1
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Abyss
I don't really regularly watch TNA, but from what I've seen I like the look of this Abyss guy. He obviously looks like something of a cross between Mankind and Kane, but how about his back story? Is there a reason he wears a mask and carries chains with him?
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Old 04-30-2006, 07:07 PM   #2
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no reason, only to be a mankind/kane rip off
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Old 04-30-2006, 08:03 PM   #3
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He wears the mask because he is the ugliest person I have ever seen without it
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Old 04-30-2006, 09:52 PM   #4
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oooooo abyssssss =/
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:55 AM   #5
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He wears the mask because he is the goofiest person I have ever seen without it
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Old 05-01-2006, 04:02 AM   #6
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He has the wierdist theme song. Like a circus theme or some shit.
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Old 05-01-2006, 10:45 AM   #7
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I met him last summer. I asked him to hold a cute stuffed dog I won earlier in the day (The wrestling show took place at a sweet ass fair here). He originally said yes, then asked if it was going to end up on the internet. I told him no, but he asked me to hold it. I begged him to hold it, but he got upset, so I just held it.
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Old 05-02-2006, 04:34 PM   #8
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Where can I find a picture of Abyss without his mask. I would like to see his goofy face.
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Old 05-02-2006, 04:36 PM   #9
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Nevermind I just found a few. He isn't THAT goofy looking.
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Old 05-02-2006, 04:43 PM   #10
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apparently, according to TNA's Championship Counsil,
they've decided to change his finisher from "The Black Hole Slam"
to "TNA's Ratings". feeling they're the same thing.
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Old 05-02-2006, 10:34 PM   #11
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They're renaming Jarrett X-Pac too. They figure it can only help his heel work.
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Old 05-03-2006, 08:12 AM   #12
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Old 05-03-2006, 08:51 AM   #13
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Unfortunately, the only chant TNA fans will come up with is "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO X-PAC!"
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:04 AM   #14
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:05 AM   #15
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:06 AM   #16
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They should change thier name to Seth Parrot and Tex Punk Go great with the bronco buster that we all......cant stand
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:08 AM   #17
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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A-BRIT"
To be fair, the best WWE fans could come up with was "You Screwed France!"
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:21 AM   #18
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:23 AM   #19
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To be fair, the best WWE fans could come up with was "You Screwed France!"
I'm still waiting for someone to cheat Regal out of a win, and the crowd to start chanting "You screwed Brit"
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:02 AM   #20
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The HHH & Steph segments took place a while back and noone started a "You screwed brat" chants.
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:58 AM   #21
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Old 05-06-2006, 11:01 PM   #22
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Too bad Gunner Scott had the name change.

"You screwed Brent" could've been his ticket to stardom.
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Old 05-06-2006, 11:16 PM   #23
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Old 05-06-2006, 11:36 PM   #24
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Old 05-07-2006, 02:17 AM   #25
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Old 05-11-2006, 08:46 PM   #26
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I don't really regularly watch TNA, but from what I've seen I like the look of this Abyss guy. He obviously looks like something of a cross between Mankind and Kane, but how about his back story? Is there a reason he wears a mask and carries chains with him?
the back ground story about abyss is he was the last kane in the wwe. they wanted him to be the one to unmask and shave his head, he told them no and they fired him,and brought the kane now in from wcw. remember the first three kanes had long hair.
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the back ground story about abyss is he was the last kane in the wwe. they wanted him to be the one to unmask and shave his head, he told them no and they fired him,and brought the kane now in from wcw. remember the first three kanes had long hair.
You, sir, are an idiot.
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Old 05-11-2006, 09:51 PM   #28
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[Overheard at the last TNA taping.]

FAN #1: I gotta go take a leak, man!
FAN #2: What?
FAN #1: I have to use the bathroom!
FAN #2: What? I can't hear you! This is awesome, and I need to tell the wrestlers by chanting "THIS IS AWESOME," even though the show hasn't actually started yet!
FAN #1: I have to take a piss!
FAN #2: A what?
FAN #1: A PISS!
CROWD: WHOOOOOOOOA! A PISS! WHOOOOOOOA! A PISS!

Damn, what is it with me and jokes that take forever to get to a punchline that isn't all that funny to begin with?!?
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[Overheard at the last TNA taping.]

FAN #1: I gotta go take a leak, man!
FAN #2: What?
FAN #1: I have to use the bathroom!
FAN #2: What? I can't hear you! This is awesome, and I need to tell the wrestlers by chanting "THIS IS AWESOME," even though the show hasn't actually started yet!
FAN #1: I have to take a piss!
FAN #2: A what?
FAN #1: A PISS!
CROWD: WHOOOOOOOOA! A PISS! WHOOOOOOOA! A PISS!

Damn, what is it with me and jokes that take forever to get to a punchline that isn't all that funny to begin with?!?
Fans: WOOOOAAAAHHHHH A PISS!

Guy taking a piss: Uh, guys, I can't pee with you all standing in the fucking bathroom chanting for me to pee.

Fans: PEE PEE PEE PEE GOOOO PEE!

Guy: For fuck's... Uh, HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! SOMEONE IS BRUSHING UP THE RING!

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Old 05-12-2006, 11:17 AM   #30
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the back ground story about abyss is he was the last kane in the wwe. they wanted him to be the one to unmask and shave his head, he told them no and they fired him,and brought the kane now in from wcw. remember the first three kanes had long hair.
And did you hear how they had to actually kill Taker so he could use his lightning powers?
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:43 PM   #31
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the back ground story about abyss is he was the last kane in the wwe. they wanted him to be the one to unmask and shave his head, he told them no and they fired him,and brought the kane now in from wcw. remember the first three kanes had long hair.

The first 3 kanes? are you high on crack or meth?
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:45 PM   #32
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:52 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by loopydate
[Overheard at the last TNA taping.]

FAN #1: I gotta go take a leak, man!
FAN #2: What?
FAN #1: I have to use the bathroom!
FAN #2: What? I can't hear you! This is awesome, and I need to tell the wrestlers by chanting "THIS IS AWESOME," even though the show hasn't actually started yet!
FAN #1: I have to take a piss!
FAN #2: A what?
FAN #1: A PISS!
CROWD: WHOOOOOOOOA! A PISS! WHOOOOOOOA! A PISS!

Damn, what is it with me and jokes that take forever to get to a punchline that isn't all that funny to begin with?!?
Fan unzips his fly:
Crowd: It is cold out! *Clap clap clapclapclap*
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