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Old 02-13-2004, 11:48 PM   #1
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Poetry Night: Rob Van Dam
To try and capitalize on the success of the Hardcore Holly poetry, I've decided to start another one of these, this time, the poems should be about Rob Van Dam.

I'll start...

Mr. Monday Night
Getting high for the five star
In more ways than one

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Old 02-14-2004, 12:20 AM   #2
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The wit to see it
The love of the halfling's leaf
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Old 02-14-2004, 12:21 AM   #3
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Old 02-14-2004, 01:12 AM   #4
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:45 AM   #5
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Old 02-14-2004, 11:00 AM   #6
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Old 02-14-2004, 11:31 AM   #7
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Old 02-14-2004, 11:37 AM   #8
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Old 02-14-2004, 03:57 PM   #11
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Old 02-14-2004, 04:05 PM   #13
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Old 02-15-2004, 12:59 AM   #14
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And now a poem, as told by Rob Van Dam.

dude...
highku... sweet...
smoke more weed...

Risk taking person
Much better than Jeff Hardy
He dyes hair when high

Drug testing is lame
Shocked the world when I passed it
And then I wake up.
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Old 02-15-2004, 01:01 AM   #15
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ECW
I am the whole fuckin' show
Think I passed my prime


Never got pushed far
But there is a good reason
Because I got high
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Old 05-26-2013, 03:51 PM   #17
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Fly high like the Moon
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Old 05-26-2013, 04:32 PM   #19
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Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku
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Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku
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Old 05-30-2013, 07:39 AM   #23
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Rob Van Dam!
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Fuck this Haiku shit
It is all about Haku
Or Meng if you will.
Surprised you didn't just find
and bump that thread of fine poetry.
You mentioned it, though. Good job!

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