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Old 02-19-2007, 08:47 AM   #1
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:49 AM   #2
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Being deathly afraid of spiders, Benoit forced MVP to kill one for him.
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Unfortunately, their imitations of Alex Wright, The Disco Inferno, and "Ravishing" Rick Rude didn't get over with the fans.
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:09 AM   #5
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The only thing creative had left for Benoit was for him to be MVP's soccer ball


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Benoit: Matt, is that a video of you and Amy having sex on the big screen over there???

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Mr Kennedy gets to do what every WWE fan wants to do right now, twat Lashley with a metal object
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Being allergic to Booker's boot made it impossible for Kane to be hit with the Axe kick.
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Lashley: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! There's a tiny bug on my back! Somebody get it off! *whimpers*

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Little did Taker know that Cena had a fetish for having his chest rubbed.
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Team SmackDown! was pathetic, considering only one member showed up. The other two couldn't make it.
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London: DID SOMEONE LOSE THEIR KID!? THERE IS A LOST KID ON THE STAGE, PLEASE CLAIM HIM!
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Jillian: Girl please. No one wants to see that.



We do!!!



So do we!! We even drove through the entire arena!



MVP: Don't forget me!!



Matt: Yeahhh!! Scissors beats rock!!
Jeff: Huh? Sure, whatever...pink taco what? Ok I'll have some.
Benoit: Tig ol' bitties...



Ashley: Weee!! How do you like them apples?



Jimmy: Yayy titties!!!



Jimmy: Woooo hoooooo!!!



Scotty: OMGZZZ!!!
Daivari: Bunny...



Cena: Taker lift me up so I can see better!! Woah they're huge!!!



Kane: Hahhahah...her nipples are shaped like bunny heads.
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Left bunny: Do my ears look big in this?
Right Bunny: No, but you look like a tit!



Miz failed to consult Talent Relations when he got his new catchphrase printed on a T-shirt. "Hitebo!"

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Dave really needs to watch his Muta tapes again. Worst. Shining Wizard. Ever.
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Batista: Hey, follow my signal! I found him! I think he's still alive!



Batista: Did I just hear you say something about my momma?



Cena: They didn't see Batista's signal. Quick, give me a boost.



Cena: Damn these cell phones keep getting tinier.



Although a highly unorthodox method for removing items lodged in the throat, the Batista Manuever was still no less effective.



Charles Robinson: Cindy Crawford, Jamie King, Claudia Schiffer....
Undertaker: Supermodels
Charles Robinson: Correct....uh, a rail, a wall, someone's shoulder, a cane...
Undertaker: Things you lean on
Charles Robinson: Correct! Damn you're good.



Batista was hella determined to get his new life-saving maneuver over with the medical community.



Not to be outdone by his rival, the Undertaker began the process for developing his own life-saving technique.



Charles Robinson: Alright, STOP......Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention...
Cena: Yo, that's my schtick.



Everything looks more expensive with Steven Speilberg.



Why, no, they're not real! Neither are the bunnies.



Ashley: Pfft, and they all claimed I'd just be a whore one day. I sure showed them.



Jillian: OK, we asked you to name a giant waste of time. You said "SmackDown!". And odd choice, an odd choice indeed but somewhat understandable. Let's go to the survey. Survey says....*DING* The number one answer!!!



The Night-Ho Girls



Vince McMahon's expansion into films led to this concoction for a spin-off erotic version of Charlie's Angels



Foreign audiences were easily able to identify Miz's gimmick by correctly translating "Hitebo" as "annoying waste of space".



Charles Robinson: Uh, a carpet?
Lashley: A doormat?
Charles Robinson: That's cheating.
Lashley: No it's not!
Road Agent: Now, now, do we have to call off this game?



Lashley: Dammit, he's gonna tell me what he's supposed to be if I have to beat it out of him.



Yet another take on the Heimlich Manuever, the Kennedy Method........Method.



Lashley was not the most qualified individual to remove a pencil stuck in someone's ear.



The referee was aghast. Sure he's seen countless individuals doing whatever it took to win a match but live human sacrifice?



Kendrick: Psst, hey, how long before they notice that we've been champions this long?
London: Shhh....just smile and wave....



London's superhuman balance would make anyone jealous.



Kendrick: GIMME YOUR MONEY!!! GIMME YOUR MONEY!!!



Something funny was in the water.....



Damn flat tires.



Kane was happy, surely, but the lingering WrestleMania logo would soon swoop in to change his mood.



Kane: Eew, stop humping my leg.



Yes, it's the Kane and Booker T wall clock! The 6 time World Champion acts as the clock's hour hand while the Big Red Machine will keep things ticking as the minute hand. Own this piece of wrestling memorabilia NOW!!!



Booker: Man, get that fried freak outta here! I can be a clock all by myself. Check this flexibility.
Kane: Uh, I don't think that's gonna work.



Finlay: Ahh, let's see, we'll reach in here and....ooh...nice.........



Saint Patrick's Day is never too early.



A great wrestler is no doubt something to call Finlay but owner of the world's most powerful lungs???



Chavo: Yes! AGAIN!!!



Korderas: Uh, don't look now Jimmy, but it looks like you're gonna have to job again.
Jimmy: Ah, f*ck....



Yang's stealth skills were second-to-none.



Luna Vachon obviously took a wrong turn heading to the Women's Title match.
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When Doctors said Cena could simply pass the kidney stone, little did he realise that it wasn't a kidney stone, but a 6"10 dead man



It seems Shawn forgot to stand behind the pink barrier when Batista started his go on DDR.



Even God couldn't stop what was coming next...the continuation of Lashley's title run.



Kevin Nash/Giant botch powerbomb, take two.



Kane: Me going to Wrestlemania 23? ROFL



Chavo: Wait, I was in this match?



Benoit: Is that who I think it is?

Matt: Yeah, hey Jeff look, it's god!

Jeff: I knew I should have hidden my stash better

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Deuce and Domino got massive heat when they appeared on the show commandeering Eddie Guerrero's stolen lowrider...
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Batista was so grateful for the giant's interference that he proposed.



Everyone was disgusted at Batista's shocking heel turn... except for the dude in the white t-shirt.



CENA: COLD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!



CENA: No! I need to finish this match! I'll-- Okay, fine. I'll give you one more hernia check, Stevie...



BATISTA: Um, John?
CENA: Yeah, Dave. What's up?
BATISTA: Uh... You know how it's cold in this arena?
CENA: Yeah.
BATISTA: And you know that you forgot to zip up when you came back from the bathroom?
CENA: ...no. But go on.
BATISTA: Well... Funny story. I'm... Well, I think I'm stuck.



COLE: LEGDROP ON RICHARDS! THAT HAS TO BE IT!



Not the most flexible wrestler on the roster, Dave Batista always needed a little... assistance with his superkicks.



New from WWE Films: He was a legend. Undefeated at WrestleMania. The "conscience" of WWE. And he was a legend, too. One of the most controversial characters in history. Somehow, they found love on...

Brokeback Glass Ceiling



ROBINSON: You're not watching!

CENA: How much longer is this guy gonna pretend to be a helicopter?



UNDERTAKER: Okay, good news and bad news. Good news is, it's not cold in here anymore...

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More to come later. If I feel like it. GodDAMN, I'm rusty.
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