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WWE No Way Out 2007 Captions
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![]() Being deathly afraid of spiders, Benoit forced MVP to kill one for him. |
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Just Some Guy
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![]() Kendricks wrestling lessons from Lita helped him pull off a perfect dropkick |
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...IN HD!!!!
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![]() Unfortunately, their imitations of Alex Wright, The Disco Inferno, and "Ravishing" Rick Rude didn't get over with the fans. |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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![]() The only thing creative had left for Benoit was for him to be MVP's soccer ball ![]() Cole: oh my god!, BRITNEY SPEARS is entering the cruiserweight open! |
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He's Here
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![]() Lex Luger looks different... Did he get a new hair cut? |
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...IN HD!!!!
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![]() Benoit: Matt, is that a video of you and Amy having sex on the big screen over there??? Matt: OH SHIT. Jeff: I'm not looking... |
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Just Some Guy
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![]() Mr Kennedy gets to do what every WWE fan wants to do right now, twat Lashley with a metal object |
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He's Here
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![]() Being allergic to Booker's boot made it impossible for Kane to be hit with the Axe kick. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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![]() Lashley: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! There's a tiny bug on my back! Somebody get it off! *whimpers* Kennedy: Damnit Bobby! Hold still... |
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...IN HD!!!!
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![]() Little did Taker know that Cena had a fetish for having his chest rubbed. |
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He's Here
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![]() Team SmackDown! was pathetic, considering only one member showed up. The other two couldn't make it. |
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He's Here
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![]() God was beyond pissed at the DQ ending. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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![]() Even Kelly's Expose was bored with Brooke Hogan's performance. |
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He's Here
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![]() London: DID SOMEONE LOSE THEIR KID!? THERE IS A LOST KID ON THE STAGE, PLEASE CLAIM HIM! Rey: That's my brother! |
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![]() Batista: Taker look, I had them make me a chocolate belt wrapped in gold foil. Taker: Does that cloud look like a bunny to you? Last edited by Jura; 02-19-2007 at 10:40 AM. |
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![]() Batista: Fine, you're not my friend anymore. Screw you, I'm going home. Taker: Bunny... |
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![]() Batista: Taker was right. It does look like a bunny. Cena: Does 2+2=5? Help meeeee!! |
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![]() Referee: You guys may have big muscles but I know kung-fu. wahhh |
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He's Here
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![]() Kennedy: RHYNOOOOOOO! |
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![]() Ashley: Who wants to see me topless? ![]() Jillian: Girl please. No one wants to see that. ![]() We do!!! ![]() So do we!! We even drove through the entire arena! ![]() MVP: Don't forget me!! ![]() Matt: Yeahhh!! Scissors beats rock!! Jeff: Huh? Sure, whatever...pink taco what? Ok I'll have some. Benoit: Tig ol' bitties... ![]() Ashley: Weee!! How do you like them apples? ![]() Jimmy: Yayy titties!!! ![]() Jimmy: Woooo hoooooo!!! ![]() Scotty: OMGZZZ!!! Daivari: Bunny... ![]() Cena: Taker lift me up so I can see better!! Woah they're huge!!! ![]() Kane: Hahhahah...her nipples are shaped like bunny heads. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() FourFifty: See! I told you The Miz is really Jesus! HOORAH!!!!! |
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Tag Team Wrestling Mark!
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![]() Shawn Michaels reels as Dancin' Dave lets one rip! ![]() Left bunny: Do my ears look big in this? Right Bunny: No, but you look like a tit! ![]() Miz failed to consult Talent Relations when he got his new catchphrase printed on a T-shirt. "Hitebo!" Last edited by Impeccable; 02-19-2007 at 01:03 PM. |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() UNDERTAKER JUST NIPPLESLAMMED CENA TO HELL!! BAHGAWD!! ![]() Blax Luger? ![]() London had been playing too much Mario before the match. |
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![]() Try as he might, Finlay couldn't take advantage and smash Boogieman out of the arena after he was hit with the shrinking star. |
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![]() Wayne Brady was not pleased after Kennedy messed up the next line in the Irish Drinking song. |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Kane was happy he had saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico. |
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The Thread Killer
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![]() Dave really needs to watch his Muta tapes again. Worst. Shining Wizard. Ever. |
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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[QUOTE=Xero Limit 126]
![]() Batista: Hey, follow my signal! I found him! I think he's still alive! ![]() Batista: Did I just hear you say something about my momma? ![]() Cena: They didn't see Batista's signal. Quick, give me a boost. ![]() Cena: Damn these cell phones keep getting tinier. ![]() Although a highly unorthodox method for removing items lodged in the throat, the Batista Manuever was still no less effective. ![]() Charles Robinson: Cindy Crawford, Jamie King, Claudia Schiffer.... Undertaker: Supermodels Charles Robinson: Correct....uh, a rail, a wall, someone's shoulder, a cane... Undertaker: Things you lean on Charles Robinson: Correct! Damn you're good. ![]() Batista was hella determined to get his new life-saving maneuver over with the medical community. ![]() Not to be outdone by his rival, the Undertaker began the process for developing his own life-saving technique. ![]() Charles Robinson: Alright, STOP......Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention... Cena: Yo, that's my schtick. ![]() Everything looks more expensive with Steven Speilberg. ![]() Why, no, they're not real! Neither are the bunnies. ![]() Ashley: Pfft, and they all claimed I'd just be a whore one day. I sure showed them. ![]() Jillian: OK, we asked you to name a giant waste of time. You said "SmackDown!". And odd choice, an odd choice indeed but somewhat understandable. Let's go to the survey. Survey says....*DING* The number one answer!!! ![]() The Night-Ho Girls ![]() Vince McMahon's expansion into films led to this concoction for a spin-off erotic version of Charlie's Angels ![]() Foreign audiences were easily able to identify Miz's gimmick by correctly translating "Hitebo" as "annoying waste of space". ![]() Charles Robinson: Uh, a carpet? Lashley: A doormat? Charles Robinson: That's cheating. Lashley: No it's not! Road Agent: Now, now, do we have to call off this game? ![]() Lashley: Dammit, he's gonna tell me what he's supposed to be if I have to beat it out of him. ![]() Yet another take on the Heimlich Manuever, the Kennedy Method........Method. ![]() Lashley was not the most qualified individual to remove a pencil stuck in someone's ear. ![]() The referee was aghast. Sure he's seen countless individuals doing whatever it took to win a match but live human sacrifice? ![]() Kendrick: Psst, hey, how long before they notice that we've been champions this long? London: Shhh....just smile and wave.... ![]() London's superhuman balance would make anyone jealous. ![]() Kendrick: GIMME YOUR MONEY!!! GIMME YOUR MONEY!!! ![]() Something funny was in the water..... ![]() Damn flat tires. ![]() Kane was happy, surely, but the lingering WrestleMania logo would soon swoop in to change his mood. ![]() Kane: Eew, stop humping my leg. ![]() Yes, it's the Kane and Booker T wall clock! The 6 time World Champion acts as the clock's hour hand while the Big Red Machine will keep things ticking as the minute hand. Own this piece of wrestling memorabilia NOW!!! ![]() Booker: Man, get that fried freak outta here! I can be a clock all by myself. Check this flexibility. Kane: Uh, I don't think that's gonna work. ![]() Finlay: Ahh, let's see, we'll reach in here and....ooh...nice......... ![]() Saint Patrick's Day is never too early. ![]() A great wrestler is no doubt something to call Finlay but owner of the world's most powerful lungs??? ![]() Chavo: Yes! AGAIN!!! ![]() Korderas: Uh, don't look now Jimmy, but it looks like you're gonna have to job again. Jimmy: Ah, f*ck.... ![]() Yang's stealth skills were second-to-none. ![]() Luna Vachon obviously took a wrong turn heading to the Women's Title match. |
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![]() When Doctors said Cena could simply pass the kidney stone, little did he realise that it wasn't a kidney stone, but a 6"10 dead man ![]() It seems Shawn forgot to stand behind the pink barrier when Batista started his go on DDR. ![]() Even God couldn't stop what was coming next...the continuation of Lashley's title run. ![]() Kevin Nash/Giant botch powerbomb, take two. ![]() Kane: Me going to Wrestlemania 23? ROFL ![]() Chavo: Wait, I was in this match? ![]() Benoit: Is that who I think it is? Matt: Yeah, hey Jeff look, it's god! Jeff: I knew I should have hidden my stash better Benoit: Pretty colours ![]() Benoit was determind to get the playdough out of MVP |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Mickey Jay stared in shock as Lashley literally broke Mr. Kennedy in half. |
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![]() Deuce and Domino got massive heat when they appeared on the show commandeering Eddie Guerrero's stolen lowrider... |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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![]() Charles Robinson: High Five Cena:.....No |
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Get a poke on
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![]() ROXANNNNNEEEEEEEEEE! You don't have to put on the RED LIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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Get a poke on
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![]() With our Powers combined, we can summon up the mic skills to cut one watchable promo. maybe. |
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![]() this isn't a caption. But... FUCK... that is an incredibly unattractive picture. Ugh... |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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![]() Batista was so grateful for the giant's interference that he proposed. ![]() Everyone was disgusted at Batista's shocking heel turn... except for the dude in the white t-shirt. ![]() CENA: COLD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS! ![]() CENA: No! I need to finish this match! I'll-- Okay, fine. I'll give you one more hernia check, Stevie... ![]() BATISTA: Um, John? CENA: Yeah, Dave. What's up? BATISTA: Uh... You know how it's cold in this arena? CENA: Yeah. BATISTA: And you know that you forgot to zip up when you came back from the bathroom? CENA: ...no. But go on. BATISTA: Well... Funny story. I'm... Well, I think I'm stuck. ![]() COLE: LEGDROP ON RICHARDS! THAT HAS TO BE IT! ![]() Not the most flexible wrestler on the roster, Dave Batista always needed a little... assistance with his superkicks. ![]() New from WWE Films: He was a legend. Undefeated at WrestleMania. The "conscience" of WWE. And he was a legend, too. One of the most controversial characters in history. Somehow, they found love on... Brokeback Glass Ceiling ![]() ROBINSON: You're not watching! CENA: How much longer is this guy gonna pretend to be a helicopter? ![]() UNDERTAKER: Okay, good news and bad news. Good news is, it's not cold in here anymore... --- More to come later. If I feel like it. GodDAMN, I'm rusty. |
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Get a poke on
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![]() Wrestlemania 23: All Blown Up |
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