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Boss
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The Reasons to be Ashamed of Being a Wrestling Fan Thread
I am going to try and compile a list of the reasons we all have to feel ashamed to call ourselves fans...here's what I've got so far...
1) John Cena 2) Our legends go crazy and kill their wife and kids 3) Hulk Hogan 4) Paris Hilton has more class than Vince McMahon 5) The World Champion is most notable for having a bit part in an Adam Sandler film 6) A former World Champion was David Arquette 7) Our big great hope for a future heel is someone who poops in people's bags 8) Having to explain that you know it's fake 9) Dumb Tag Teams; Deuce & Domino, West Texas Rednecks, Highlanders, Cryme Time, etc. 10) A midget is Champion Added on... 11) Indirectly being a fan contributes to Matt Boone continuing to feel like he has a purpose in life Add some more and if I like them I'll add them to the official list... Quote:
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That even after enough time to realize the product is shite, we still make ourselves believe it will get better?
..just saying is all... |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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11. All the Wrestling Legends going Crazy.
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One Of A Kind
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12. It only appeals to wrestling fans who delude themselves into thinking it'll get better.
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Hornswoggle as Champion and John Cena are great ones.
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One Of A Kind
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13; Matt Boone reports on it.
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TPWW Since '04
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14. Stupid storylines.
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The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
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A former cruiserweight heavyweight champion
bland personalities like lashley are pushed to main event status |
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Boogeyman.
"Dead" people. Having "King Leonidas" on the roster page. ![]() |
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The fact that I mark out for Hornswaggle as champ.
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He's Here
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That no matter how popular wrestling will get you know it's only a matter of time before everyone - even those who watch during the boom periods - will laugh at you again.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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We are ultimately supporting a lifestyle that leads to the deaths of those we "love."
Replace love with "admire," "respect," Whatever. Same idea. |
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absolutely
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King of Love and Piss
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Benoit didnt kill his wife and kid. Steroids killed his wife and kid.
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King of Love and Piss
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Only in wrestling will somone say the cause of death of a wrestler was a broken heart. LOL
Still to this day, one the best lines i've ever heard. |
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They/Them
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Wait, who died of a broken heart?
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Inno Knows.
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Pillman, JR said it on the DVD
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Kevin Federline beats the champion and has one of the most bring matches in history.
Poor JR, he gets some right shit to commentate on. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Roll +Sharp
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Extreme Expose'
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Cranky Kong
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![]() I'm not ashamed of anything. Wrestling is great. I'd probably be ashamed if I fellated men, though. |
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Doin' It Right
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Reason No. 1:
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BAY BAY
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Mae Young, topless.
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BAY BAY
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On a side note, why am I suddenly finding myself agreeing with Anybody Thrilla so much? |
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Cranky Kong
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I actually make sense every once in a while. Don't be alarmed.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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He's Here
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WARNING: BLURRY PUPPIES
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Cranky Kong
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So you think you should be ashamed because no more than five (it's NEVER been ten) minutes are wasted on the WWE's c-level show? Damn, I'd hate to see you get ketchup on your pants or something.
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The Rev RC 4 Lyfe
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I have to admit, now that the Miz is involved, i just can't look at extreme expose in the same way any more, only with disgust.
To clarify, Miz is a cock |
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Cranky Kong
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BAY BAY
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BAY BAY
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I....AM....BEGINNING TO LIKE.....THE......MIZ Right, it's out in the open now. Feels like a weight off my mind. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Cranky Kong
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*blarg*
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TNA trying to fit 50 people onto a one hour, Don West not knowing anything about wrestling(but he can sure sell knives!), them trying to pass Christian as a credible champion, the way they screwed Konnan, thereby causing LAX to drop all the way to the bottom of TNAs tag division, them trying to pass Scott Steiner as a face.
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Cranky Kong
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It really feels like some people are missing the point here.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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The Miz is awesome
no need for shame Last edited by Skippord; 07-30-2007 at 03:49 AM. |
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