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Worst Themes Tournament
Thoughts this would be a fun thing to do.
Here's how it's gonna send up. Nominate your worst theme music. I'll set it up like a bracket. There will be spots for 32 worst themes. I'll post head to head match ups with youtube clips of the worst themes for people to vote on so they have an idea cause there's some FANTASTIC early-mid 1990 WCW themes that must be included. 1. Dave Sullivan " I wanna be a Hulkamanic" 2. American Males 3. Chris Jericho's first WCW Theme 4. William Regal "Real man's man" 5. Johnny B Badd 6. T.L Hopper 7. Mr. Perfect TNa 8. 3 Live Kru 9. Dustin Rhodes "Natural" 10. I.R.S 11. X Factor 12. Jeff Hardy's TNA Theme 13. Hulk Hogan "American Made" 14. Right to Censor 15. Bashem Brothers 16. Harris Brothers TNA 17. Rockabilly 18. MEM 19. Primetime Elix Skippers TNA 20. PN News 21. The One Billy Gunn although I love this one 22. Eric Bischoff" Bite me" 23. NWO B Theme 24. Chaz 25. Big Vis 26. Marquis Cor Von 27. Abs Knucleball Scwatrz 28. 2 Cold Scorpio WCW 29. Bastion Booger 30. Duke The Dumpster Drose 31. Sting" Man Called Sting" 32. Tugboat There's our 32. Had to eliminate B and C's theme, cause it's friggen awesome. Gonna do the brackets. I will pair them off so the favourites aren't facing each other early. Last edited by Gertner; 07-26-2009 at 05:11 PM. |
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I'm nominating Dave Sullivan's "I wanna be a Hulkamanic". Horrible music, with Hogan rapping over it.
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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I hereby nominate WCW's American Males theme
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Two of the early favourites are up. Possible finals match up
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Here's another good nominee
Steiner Brothers used this theme at one point Ultra Cheesy |
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Here's Johnny B Badd's theme
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Ron Simmons Theme
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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so seth82, not a wcw entrance theme fan
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Dustin Rhodes WCW Theme called The Natural
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Seth82, you need to get the fuck out of here nominating these WCW themes. Except Dustin Rhodes.
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Hulk Hogan WCW 1st (American Made)
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Cranky Kong
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I love shitty theme songs.
I guess I'll go ahead and nominate Chris Jericho's WCW face theme. Not his heel one, for that was great, but "Basketball Music #17" I believe it's called. ![]() |
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Billy Gunn's Rockabilly theme
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Cranky Kong
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Here we go:
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TPWW's Hardcore Legend
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and representing TNA
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A Property of Matter
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Here's another TNA Theme
The Harris Brother's Big Twins theme |
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Cranky Kong
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Holy fuck, that Jeff Hardy theme is fucking awful. Most of TNA's themes are awful, though. Besides The Beautiful People.
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The Bashem Brothers Secretary of Defense Theme
Truly awful theme here |
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Doink's music from when he was "Evil".
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Cranky Kong
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A Property of Matter
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Jesus. Is that Jeff Hardy singing in the TNA song?
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Cranky Kong
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Oh my god, Volare, I can't get over that Doink statement. Holy fucking shit. That theme was PERFECTION. I think I'm gonna jump on WWEClassics.com and watch every Doink match on Raw EVER.
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Sylvan Grenier theme when he was doing a model gimmick
truly atrocious |
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I think Sylvan's theme fit the character just fine.
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OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Primetime Elix Skipper
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I saw that Rockabilly was posted above, but I believe this to be the worst Billy Gunn theme because it was supposed to be leading to his main event face run:
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Even the Mr. Ass theme is terrible, but it gets away with it because it's so hilarious. Billy Gunn may be go down in history as having the worst themes ever.
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Bizzare Eric Bischoff theme called Bite Me
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Hahaha, holy hell, Eric Bischoff is off the chain.
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Cranky Kong
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I'm going to nominate the nWo B Team theme, not because it's a bad song (personally one of my favorite themes ever), but for the fact that it basically told everybody that you were an nWo jobber. How do you get a spot in the nWo, but you don't get to use their official theme music? Pretty ridiculous. Anyway, here it is:
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Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the world's worst theme song
Billy and Chuck's You Look So Good To Me Truly truly cheesy |
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Cranky Kong
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Ugh, no way. You've got it all wrong. That theme was perfect.
I think we should define "bad", here. I've been viewing it in terms of lack of relevance to the character and...well, just a shitty song after that. I still think there can be shitty songs that totally work as themes, though. |
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I'm still waiting on an apology from Volare about the Doink theme.
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Ok Ok I take it back. It's just that the shit got annoying, and I thought for a second he was supposed to be like the clown from "It".
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I mean even the idea of the gimmick was stupid of WWE to have 2 straight men pretend to be gay the only time that worked was with Exotic Adrian Street and it really hasn't worked much since Hell they even tricked the media into believing it was real as GLAAD sent them a gift as I remember seeing it on the morning news talks shows I think it was on NBC's Today show |
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