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Hey Mister!
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Maryse likes cake
BREAKING NEWS from the front page:
– WWE Divas Champion Maryse has posted a blog on her official website (http://www.frenchkissmaryse.com/) saying she eats a piece of chocolate cake every day. “For those who really know me, its NOT a surprise to see me eat a piece of chocolate cake,” she wrote. “I DO have one everyday of my life, its not a lie! After all, french women don’t get fat, soooo yeah, hate me !!!” ---------------------------------------- Truly shocking. What developments will this astounding news lead to? |
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#2 |
King of Clowns
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Can anyone say "Pulitzer for journalistic excellence" ?
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#3 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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*horrible attempt at a pun*
She can keep her cake, but I'd like to eat her to ![]() ![]() You know.... the saying, "You can have your cake and eat it to" I'll shut up now...... ![]() |
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#4 |
Black Sheep Jew
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So what your saying is she has her cake and she eats it too?
Damn I'm so good it's scary |
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#5 |
Hey Mister!
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Hate that saying. Of course you are going to eat cake, if you have some. what the fuck else are you going to do with it?
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#6 |
Black Sheep Jew
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Alternative to eating cake:
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#7 |
A Property of Matter
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Trade it for ice cream.
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#8 |
Y2KoTF
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WHAT THE FUCK?
Thank you for ruining Maryse's Eating habits, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!! Now I know Maryse likes cake, she is my favourite wrestler, hearing her NOMNOMNOM would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Guess who likes cake major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers. Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth. |
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#9 |
Black Sheep Jew
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iknowrite!?
Spoil tag that shiz |
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#10 |
You know that’s right
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#11 |
YesYesYes!
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I would probably more intrigued if the headline was "Maryse Likes Pie".
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Quote:
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#14 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Here is what we know:
If: Maryse likes Cake And: The Cake is a Lie Then: Maryse likes a Lie? ![]() |
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#15 |
Black Sheep Jew
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I bet she likes to fuck too.
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#16 |
The 2 Cunts Are Gone
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i hope ryan clark finds out which other wrestlers eat cake, this is truly the most exciting, gripping story of all time.
ps - fucking everyone likes cake, anyone who doesn't should have their balls/uterus removed |
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#17 |
#BUCTOBER
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#18 |
Hey Mister!
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#19 |
Total Non-Stop Apologist
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This just in...
Maryse finds fun... fun. |
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#20 |
Black Sheep Jew
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HOT OFF THE PRESS:
Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels enjoys good movies & dislikes bad movies! Hear the whole story tonight at 11. |
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#21 |
Y2KoTF
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Off topic, but since Jeritron closed my thread....
My life is now complete! ![]() ![]() |
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#22 |
Black Sheep Jew
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You totally are trying to ruin this mans street cred. You are kinda a cunt but def. a cunt I'd fondle. ![]() |
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#23 |
Gentleman
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Y2KoTF
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#25 |
Black Sheep Jew
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Wish I had workmates that shared similar interests as me
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#26 |
Member
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Saw her at the last Boston show. She's hott in person. I still like Kelly Kelly though.
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#27 |
Hey Mister!
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#28 |
Over Like Rover
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#29 |
the heartbreak king
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that's enough info for me know that she's marriage material
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#30 |
Temporary
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Any news involving Maryse is fine with me.
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#31 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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Can anyone confirm for me that Jillian Hall enjoys a piece of apple crumble every now and again? Thank you in advance.
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#32 |
TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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I believe Stephanie McMahon eats a good sausage every now and then.
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#33 |
He's Here
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I thought she liked Slim Jims.
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#34 |
Junior Member
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#35 |
TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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#36 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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I wonder what she thinks of pie.
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#37 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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anyone know where I can get a piece of cake, a box, and some string?
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#38 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Wile E Coyote's garage sale
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#40 |
Get a poke on
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Pourquoi es-tu si belle?
Pourquoi tu bouges comme sa? Pourquoi tu me fais mal? Oooh, je me sens tout nu Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Pourquoi tu fais tout ca Pourquoi tu dis tout ca Pourquoi tu me fais mal Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Pourquoi es-tu si belle Pourquoi tu bouges comme sa Pourquoi tu me fais mal Oooh, je me sens tout nu Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Pourquoi tu fais tout ca Pourquoi tu dis tout ca Pourquoi tu me fais mal Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Ooh Oui Ooh Oui |
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