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If Duke Nukem was a real person...
How awesome do you think it would be to hang out with him? What games and movies do u think u could watch with Duke Nukem if he was a real person. I think it would be awesome having Duke Nukem as a best friend (keep in mind, hes a real person so hes not loaded with guns or fighting aliens)
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Hazardous to Your Health
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Eh why would I watch movies/play games with him when I can use him to get the ladies?
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He'd probably be an asshole.
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He would probably be in prison for rape.
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Then break out of prison and get thrown back in for escaping prison and killing people.
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cool, why not? I mean thats a guy who looks like duke nukem but I dunno if he thinks like Duke Nukem. I didnt mean hang out with a guy who looks like Duke Nukem, I meant hang out with Duke Nukem himself, a guy who thinks like Duke Nukem.
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Duke loses 90% of his awesome factor if he's no longer able to carry 9 tons of guns and punch aliens to death.
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Douche Nukem
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He'd probably be a pretty big tool, honestly. Probably show up on Jersey Shore at least once.
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