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08-11-2004, 04:33 PM
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BattleField 4 ROCKS
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i was surfing the net and found this...
(Original song Eminem without me)
Vince McMahon, Real Names With Gimmicks... Professional wrestlers go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside. Professional wrestlers go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside. Ooooohhhhh! Guess who's back, back again Vinnie's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, Guess who's back, guess who's back, Guess who's back, guess who's back, Guess who's back... I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to See Turner no more they want Vinnie They're chopped liver Well if you want Vinnie, this is what you can see A little bit of Shane mixed with some Stephanie Some angles that will jumpstart my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked in booking meetings By the writers when they're not cooperating I'm getting so old my blood is coagulating Hey You waited this long to stop debating Now I'm back, I'm on TV and losing ratings I know you got a job Stephanie But your husband's mic skills are complicating So the PTC won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on dip, bum on your lips F*ck that show me your lips and show me your t!ts And get ready cuz this shit's about to get random I just settled all my lawsuits, f*ck you pandas! Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need WWE, Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need WWE, Cause it feels so empty without me Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still remember Lou Thesz They start feeling like Goldberg is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells bitch A visionary, Austin is scary, could start a revolution, Polluting the air waves a rebel So let me just revel and bask, In the fact that I got clubs of guys kissing my ass And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of J.R. you ask for me? Well Randy Orton's not going any farther He has the personality of running water I enter, front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing in wrestling Investing in your kids minds and nesting Testing Attention Please Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need WWE, Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need WWE, Cause it feels so empty without me A tisk - it a task - it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t Jerry Jarrett, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them Mean Street Posse bastards, Superhero calls himself the S-H-I-T, It's interesting that his name is Rosey You don't know me, you're too old Older than Rayman, nobody listens to Heyman Now lets go, just give Rock the signal He'll be there with a whole list full of new insults HHH doped, suspenseful as Mabel Ever since Evolution became a stable But sometimes the sh*t just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me So this means I'm disgusting, But its just me we're just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Billvis Wesley, To do my booking so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) There's a concept that works 20 million other wrestling feds emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need WWE, Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cause we need WWE, Cause it feels so empty without me Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la ------- Not the best but it gave me some laughs |
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08-11-2004, 04:35 PM
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Your All Puppets
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08-11-2004, 09:26 PM
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Simply Sensai(tional)
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"Some fall short, some come stong, but with Sensai you get's no dice baby!!!" -sensai86 |
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08-12-2004, 01:42 PM
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That was kinda amusing.
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08-12-2004, 01:51 PM
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It's Clobbering Time!
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A little funny
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08-12-2004, 04:44 PM
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Here, I've got one:
Fat and Old - The Undertaker Song Sung to the tune Bad to the Bone Now on the day I returned Everyone gathered round And they gazed at a wide wonder At the new Taker they found Then I spoke up Said leave me the hell alone Fans could tell right away That I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old I got a lot of injuries Before I left you I'll get a lot more In a month or two I'll only job pretty baby To Rock and Austin alone I'm here to tell the fans that I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old I'll have a boring feud The ratings'll get killed I'll injure DDP And get an ego too I'll only job pretty baby To Rock and Austin alone I'm here to tell the fans that I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old Now when I get in the ring Vince McMahon shuts his eyes Every wrestler I meet Their careers all die I want tell yall something Vince does what he's told And I'm here to tell ya That I'm fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old FFFFAATTT OLLLDDDD Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old Fat and I'm old |
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08-12-2004, 04:45 PM
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Because I Got High--as sung by Rob Van Dam
to: Because I Got High by Afroman I wasn't gonna bust open Kurt until I got high I was gonna make sure he didn't get hurt but then I got high And now he needs stitches and I know why -cause I got high (3X) I was going to learn to sell until I got high I was going to bump around like hell but I got high I still takes moves too stiffly and I know why -cause I got high (3X) I was going to screw Stephanie McMahon until I got high I was going to get a threesome with her and a fan but then I got high. Now I'm stuck here with Mae Young and I know why -cause I got high (3X) I was going to win the World gold until I got high I was going to beat the great Stone Cold but I got high I'm still stuck with the Hardcore belt and I know why -cause I got high (3X) |
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08-12-2004, 09:36 PM
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The first fallen Angel
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08-12-2004, 10:09 PM
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MITTENS
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08-12-2004, 10:14 PM
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I second that :foc:
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08-12-2004, 11:10 PM
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Fthagn?
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LOL @ 'Taker song. It's funny because it's true.
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