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Old 08-27-2004, 12:15 AM   #1
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:32 AM   #2
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:33 AM   #3
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:50 AM   #4
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Fresh out of Pokeballs, Ash caught Koffing the only other way he knew how.


Congratulations. ... It's a boy.


Shortly after eating the gum, Taker would job to Wonka. Oh yeah. Taker would job real nice.


The Hulk Hogan Impression Contest was off to a roaring start.


The Undertaker: Deadman. Biker. Cowboy. Hunky Baywatch Lifeguard.


Worst. Burritos. Ever.


"Fuh?"
"...Goldberg? 'Zat you, sucka?"


JBL, Orlando Jordon, KATT the supercar and Lulu the talking cowboy hat quickly formed the most devestating stable the WWE had ever seen.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:01 AM   #5
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Eddie: "Theodore! You gotta help me! These guys keep trying to shoot me from behind! I've been hiding behind this car, but they're relentless!!!"


With his human simulators, Kenzo could now enjoy a fantastic roller coaster ride whenever he wanted!


A lot of people talked about how Kenzo was nothing but shit, but only Rob Van Dam was willing to do anything about it.


Bradshaw: "So you see what he did to me???"
Teddy: "I said you shouldn't have challenged Brock to a naked one-on-one scrimmage."


Having been gone a few months, Farooq was no longer as subtle about swiping watches as he used to be.


The first-ever Across the Ring 10 Meter Mid-Air Dash was a huge hit with fans.


Both John Cena and Nick Patrick were shocked and disgusted when Whoopi demanded a liplock in return for John's pants.


"Dammit, why... don't... you... kiss me, you fool!!!"


With Nick Patrick using the Force to hold Booker down, Cena could take some time and enjoy all the YJ Stinger he wanted!


"WAAAAAAHHHHH!! How come MY pyros didn't work???? WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"


Tazz: "Sonofabitch!"

OR

Heidenreich: "Why! Didn't! You! Sell! My! Big! Boot???"
Josh Matthews: "I..." *cough* "was outside the ring!!!"


Kurt: "Is it true? I must know! I must see if you really look like a 14 year old boy!!!"


It was time: with Kurt in place, all Rey had to do was pull the lever and Angle would get slimed!!!


It was a fantastic pin, but Kurt hadn't anticipated Rey's notorious flatulence.


There was hell to pay when Mace Windu finally got his hands on Darth Vader.


I know there's a great caption for this, but I can't think of it, but doesn't Bradshaw look absolutely hilarious?


While Vince continues to see the company through rose colored glasses, everyone else knows better. Things have never been bluer than they are now.


***moments after both wake up in the morning after a night of passion***
Jordan: "What the? You're not Carmella Decesare!!!!"


Things got a little confusing when the Spirit of Hulk Hogan suddenly possessed The Undertaker.


Taker was ecstatic about the victory, but he wasn't quite sure sucking on a giant dildo during the match was quite worth the title.


It was quite traumatic when Bradshaw's push timer expired and he saw a giant dradle swoop down to carry him away to midcard hell.


That was the last time JBL ever made fun of the Undertaker's hair.


His duty done, the Lone Ranger retrieved the stolen artifact and rode off into the sunset, leaving the criminals to face the proper authorities.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:16 AM   #6
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Josh: "Heinecken?"
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:19 AM   #7
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Lita botches doing it for the Rock


Unfortunately for Kenzo, the fist was a smark


Jericho may be the undisputed musical chairs champion, but RVD is the undisputed dead talent leapfrogger


JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over
Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you
JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!


Billy "The Hand Model" Kidman was in trouble


Billy: *thud* fuck, my head...


Cena might be the Marine, but theres no way hes outshining Denzel


Booker: TAKE THAT BACK!
Cena: Aliens are cooler than Predators!


"when you find yourself wandering through open fields...do not panic for you are in elysium, and you are dead"


I miss Nathan Jones...


Tazz: That cracker stole my move!


Kurt: Bend seesaw bend!
Rey: not again...


Rey: It's Gonna Rain!


Kurt Angle, Hemmeroid Survivor


Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop


*Vince backstage*
Vince: I don't get it, he was jobbing on Velocity a month ago and now he's champion. These fans want new main eventers, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?!
Jericho: Anything else tonight Vince?
Vince: Yeah Steph and Hunter went to this new Mexican place for dinner, I'll need you to clean up the stalls


Hasn't this been a caption for about a month?


Undertaker: What'd you say about my momma!


Virgil: No more Mr. Dibiase...
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:30 AM   #8
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Not to bash anyone, but I think these things are only funny to the people who do them. I never laugh.
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:42 AM   #9
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Not to bash anyone, but I think these things are only funny to the people who do them. I never laugh.
Your comment has been read and understood. Thank you for your input. Now please leave the caption threads forever
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:49 AM   #10
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To be honest, we haven't really had too many great ones since June. Like, the overall quality has sunk a bit IMO, so I can see where Gonzo's coming from.

Still, there are some good ones, just very few great ones.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:21 AM   #11
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Teddy: For the last time,Eddie! This is not the bonus stage from Street Fighter!

Eddie: Ah...No wonder when I broke the bricks,the guy didn't go "PERFECT!"


If Kenzo was your opponent, I'd think you frog-splash yourself to TNA in a second too!


JBL: Damn it,man! Where is my hat?

Long: Ummm..it's in your hands,Jo--

JBL: Don't play dumb! Where's my--

Jordan: And you got main-event over me? You stu-

JBL: Damn it,Virgil! Go see if IRS has my hat!


Silly Nick Patrick. Only Cena can see Stevie Richards, his new tag partner.


Heidenreich: Where have you put Little Johnny?!

Josh: ....

Heidenreich: Answer me!

Josh: ...

Heidenreich: Answe-- FUCK! **runs to the back and hissy fits ensue**


Angle/Mysterio: RHYYYYNOO!!!

Ref: Ah! Window open! **flys out**


Jordan: I've seen women painted like you.. may I feel them?

JBL: uuuuhh... sure. But first I gotta go and eat..um.. **runs to cab that leads to airport, and then to Texas and/or Germany**


JBL: So what's planned for you after this angle?

Jordan: I hear I hold the title next..

JBL: gUUUUhhhhh??? (!!!**hat blows off**!!)


Fan: I loved you in 'Sidekicks'!

Taker: Damn message boards...


After watching a certain summer blockbuster film, JBL decides to become the great supervillian Doctor Guy-with-four-pointy-things-sticking-out-of-shoulder--guy.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:25 AM   #12
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ROFLMAO at the Little Johnny joke!
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:44 AM   #13
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As always I haven’t read the captions, sorry for all the references to The Producers… okay, I lied. I’m not sorry about the references.



Teddy: What the hell did you just do to my car?!?!
Eddie: It’s okay! I had subway for lunch, I’m taking enzyte, I’m gellin’ like a fellin’, and I have my mentos to boot!


I know Kenzo felt “higher than thou” after getting his tickets to “The Producers” but did he really need to find a physical way to show his feelings?


RVD: It’s time! It’s time! It’s Van Da--- HEY! It’s time! 4:20, I gotta bolt!


JBL: Do you have any idea how degrading that song “Springtime For Hitler” is? I mean, they’re taking a former world leader, and making fun of him! What did he ever do wrong!!!
Orlando: …
Teddy: …
JBL: What?


Cruiserweight action is when Vince takes his naps. Too bad Kidman thought it was his time also.


Billy Kidman… Great wrestler, deserving champion, and master of the solo HGA.


Booker T: Homestar!
Cena: The Cheat!
Booker T: Homestar!
Cena: The Cheat!
Booker T: Homestar!
Cena: The Cheat!
Nick: Marzipan!
Cena & Booker: !!!!


Woopie’s heel turn solidifies as she chokes out Cena.


Just because it got a face pop doesn’t mean Vince should’ve told Cena to do the French Tickler.


“I’m ready for the Mr. America Contest!”
And somewhere in NC, Ric Flair is laughing


Seconds earlier Josh asked about his match with Scotty 2 Hotty.


Ref: Hey! Look! It’s a doggie! Check it out! The shadow, it’s a doggie!
Rey: Not now…


It’s one thing to eat, sleep, and breathe wrestling, but to crap out wrestlers is something new!


Rey: Hey Kurt, why does your bung-hole say “Property of HHH”?


JBL: I still don’t see what’s so damn funny about “Springtime For Hitler!” He was a quality man!
Orlando: …just go away…


Orlando: Okay JBL, keep the arm bent… Keep the arm bent…
JBL: Why do you get to hold your arm out?
Orlando: *squeeze* That’s why!
JBL: IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


God: Damn! Still wrestling!


Orlando vows to quit drinking after he wakes up next to The Undertaker.


The Undertaker makes good use of one of his hands as he does a thumb to the throat choke on himself.


WAZZZZZUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!


“Yes, Germany was having trouble, and it was a sad, sad story… but after that the song is just mean!”


The Undertaker puts an early stop to Bradshaw’s tryouts for “Oliver” when JBL announced that he went to Lita’s Singing School.


Somehow Alex seems to have more charisma in his sign than what’s in the ring.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:59 AM   #14
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JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over
Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you
JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!

Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop


*Vince backstage*
Vince: I don't get it, he was jobbing on Velocity a month ago and now he's champion. These fans want new main eventers, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?!
Jericho: Anything else tonight Vince?
Vince: Yeah Steph and Hunter went to this new Mexican place for dinner, I'll need you to clean up the stalls

Awesome work!
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:24 AM   #15
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Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right?
JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go!
Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop
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Old 08-27-2004, 11:49 PM   #16
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That gives me an idea...


And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer!
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Old 08-28-2004, 12:53 AM   #17
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:21 AM   #18
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That gives me an idea...


And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer!
LMAO!
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:22 AM   #19
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Chavo: "Why do you ask?"
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:27 AM   #20
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Heidenreich throws a hissy fit when he finds out he has to practice selling Kidman's Shooting Star Presses over and over again.
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Old 08-28-2004, 03:32 AM   #21
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The Ass Darts were more lethal than ever now that they were coupled with Taker's invisible longbow.
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Old 08-28-2004, 04:15 PM   #22
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Teddy: Hey, maybe you should get that checked out...
Eddie: Get what checked out, essa?
Teddy: The vein... It's bigger than Triple H's nose for God's sake!


Carrier #1: EARTHQUAKE! **Shakes platform**
Carrier #2: Just stop it dude...


Doink the Clown makes his big return by using the force on RVD.


JBL: So you say I must pay for my actions in Germany... Nuhuh... Here, blame Ver... I mean Orlando!
Orlando: Wha?


It doesnt count as tapping out when you use your foot...


Billy: Your insured, right?
Chavo: Wha... **WHOMP**
Billy: Whoops


The ref was confused... WHICH WAS THE REAL WWE LOGO!?


Booker: I love you John
Cena:


Ref: You cant see ME!
Cena: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, IT'S IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, NOT HIS!


Heidenreich: Must... Make it... To... Bathro... UHOH!


JR: BAHGAWDLEGDROP!


Kurt: I'm the long arm of the law... AHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Rey: Ha... Haha...


Rey: Up up and AWAY!


Kurt: OOOOOOOKLAHOMA WHERE THE (FAAAARRTT)
Rey: OH GOD!


Orlando: So THIS is your special push vest... You say you just wear it to bed and it gives you a push!?
JBL: Yep!


JBL: Hiya ho-a, hiya ho-a!
Orlando: Oh God not again...
(The next day)
Lady: Uh, yes, we represent the Native Americans of America...
Vince: SHIT!


Taker: I got the blues!
/cheap


Orlando: AHHHHHH! HAT HAIR!


Taker: And one and two and three and four! And one and two and....


Worst. Blowjob. Ever.


JBL: No... DONT TAKE AWAY MY MAGIC PUSH VEST!
Taker: Hunter wants it back... **Rips it off**
JBL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


JBL: COLD HANDS!


Belty: No matter which way I go... I lose...
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Old 08-29-2004, 11:46 PM   #23
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Much like every voter in the USA, Betly had make up his mind between the lesser of two evils, and someone with no chance.
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Old 08-30-2004, 01:46 AM   #24
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Orlando Jordan was shocked to find the Undertaker has grown long feminine hair and breast.


Everyone was stunned when they saw the almighty power of the taker's new finisher, "the last fart".


Defying all laws of gravity, RVD floated to the ceiling and stayed there, but then again Rhyno did help step up the ring.


The 3 hour staring contest ended when Booker attempted to kiss Cena.


Nick: You are missing a finger. your a homo!


Kurt's right legs magically transformed into a Rey extension.


Brock has his second heart attack.


Undertaker winced in pain as JBL take an invisible pipe and stuck it up Taker's ass.
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Old 08-30-2004, 02:50 AM   #25
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Brock has his second heart attack.
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