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Old 10-29-2004, 03:25 PM   #1
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:38 PM   #2
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Tough Enough contestants: Wow! Its Al Snow! In a wrestling ring! Take a picture you guys cuz this only happens like once a year!

Ref: Sorry we had to do this Nunzio but me and Chavo don't like it when you make fun of balding men.

Orlando: You're right! I woulda saved a ton of money by switching to Geiko!
JBL: Plus that gecko is really cool.

Big Show: I'll pretend to be Steve Austin and you pretend to be a woman being hit by Steve Austin
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:48 PM   #3
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Torrie was a bit confused as she thought she was trying out for that new porno Pecker Pan
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EDDIE: Aren't you the most adorable thing!!! And you've grown up so much since I've last seen you, Kurt! Good golly, it only feels like yesterday....
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Old 10-29-2004, 05:38 PM   #5
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Backstage guy: So JBL who do you want to win?
JBL: I don't care there both black
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Old 10-29-2004, 06:18 PM   #6
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Take a good look ladies and gentlemen, never again will you see a wwe ring filled with 1700lbs of talentless shit (at least not untill viscera makes another half assed comeback).
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Old 10-29-2004, 07:28 PM   #7
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Eddie: there's a spark on your shirt!
Kurt: ooh! get it off, get it off!
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:01 PM   #8
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Mick Foley and Josh Mathews vs. The Real World cast, this week on RAW!
Vince: This'll bring in those ratings!


Vince's "WWE Puppet Pals" show didn't go over too well...


Nunzio: YEAH! THIS IS MY STRETCH ARMSTRONG!


Sweet Jesus Bret is ripped!


Kurt: I LOVE playing with little boys!
Rey: Yes... I see that... OH! That's a sensitive area, not so hard


Kevin Nash (At home): Zzzzap!
Eddie: OH MY LEG! I THINK MY QUAD IS TORN!
Triple H (With Nash): ... And so it begins...


Dawn: I have 3! Do I have 4? 4! Do I have... 6!? Okay! I will now attempt to suck SIX at once!
Torrie: ... Shit...


Seconds later, the arena is evacuated because of Dawn's fartastic move.


Worst... Big Boot... Ever...
JR: BAHGAWDSWEETCHINMUSIC!


Orlando: Shit, that's right! I left grandma at the airport!
JBL: It's okay Orlando, I had my homies pick her up...
Orlando: Homies!?
(Somewhere in Mexico)
Guy with mask: AND STAY OUT!
Grandma Orlando: But... But...
**BOOT**


Big Show went too far when he slapped a retard who WASN'T Eugene... Or Triple H...


Nash: Zzzzap!
Kurt: OH MY LEG!


Michael Jackson's debut in the WWE...


JBL: YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS NI**BEEEEEEEEP**!
(Booker's jaw drops)
JBL: ... What?


Seconds later, Booker finally cuts someone's head off with the "Scissors Kick"...
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:04 PM   #9
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Al Snow: OK guys, heres your first inniciation task. Mr McMahon is in his office backstage, and your job is to make sure he is happy. Now, first off, Mr McMahon likes a flat white coffee. Also, when giving him head, he likes it when you use your tongue in a circular motion. Any questions?
Random guy: What happens if we dont give him head?
Al Snow: You get sent to OVW. Any more questions?



Jimmy: a giraffe?
Chavo: NO!
Jimmy: Well what are you then?
Chavo: We're not playing cherades, dipshit, Rhyno go to Nunzio's back.
Jimmy:....are you an elephant?
Chavo:



Well, what was Nunzio suppose to do when he saw his renewed OVW contract?



Brian: Hey Kurt, you got a giant spider on your back.
Kurt: Where...AHHH! *spasms on the ground*



They just dont do the Heimlich maneuver like they used to.



Eddie: She isnt a woman, she's a man.
Kurt: just get off me.



Dawn Marie and Torrie present: The Rise And Fall Of ECW.



To try and wake the fans up, Dawn Marie and Torrie tried to do 10 second poses.

man, some of these pictures are crap.
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:43 PM   #10
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Miz: Hey what's this challenge, bucking hosses?
Al: ...do you have a job?


Nunzio could've picked a better time to salute his brothas


Worst. Tango. Ever


Angle: OW! WHAT THE...A CRUCIFIX?!
HHH: THATS WHAT YOU GET YOUR PLAYING POLITICS BITCH!


Angle: SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!


Angle: So how's Operation "Cut my Lawn" going ese?
Eddie: Thats it!


"Dawn Loves Torrie" ... excellent


Dawn: STEVIE!


Booker: What are you doing man?!
Orlando: I'm the token black guy in the ring
Booker: Sorry man, I already called it
Orlando: Ah it's cool man, these things happen, do your thing homes


Orlando: Sir, Human Shield failed...


I know Coughlin is a hardass, but sending Shockey to wrestle Big Show for being 4 minutes early to practice is too much


Rey: Swing me daddy!
Kurt: Yes Child! Swing we shall!
*vince backstage*
Vince: Better call Dr. Jho...


Tinkerbell finally grew big...and damn!


JBL: This is the real belt!
Booker: KKK World Title...what the ...


Jordan: OW MY BACK!
Booker: Whats wrong bro?
Jordan: JBL keeps mistaking me for a horse, he rode me for four hours...FOUR HOURS BOOKER!
Booker: Beats Vince thinking you're a .... DAMMIT!
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Old 10-29-2004, 10:22 PM   #11
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Contestant 1: Whats the Frequency, Kenneth?
Contestant 2: Shirley, you dont know, do you?
Al Snow: I dont know about Kenneth...and don't call me Shirley.



Ref: Power Puff, Chavo.
Chavo: What?
Nunzio: *Raises arm* POWER PUFF! Yeeaaaahhhyaahahah!





Kurt Angle: AHHH I FEEL LIKE IM FLYING AHHHH
Ref: Woop....don't fall *Pushes Angle*
Angle: NOOOOO
*Falls into the cage*
O'Haire: Why, hello there.



Angle: I am Terminata, I am heya to suck yo blood.
Eddie punches Angle down
Angle: noooo *System shut down*



JBL: Go to lunch. Hey! Go to lunch. GO TO LUNCH! The chainsaw is here, everybody get the fuck outta here. GET OUTTA HERE, take your fucking clothes!



Al Snow: Ahhh, it sure is good to have the Rockem Sockem Robots here at my party...
*Buzzes in*
Drew: YES!
*Crowd cheers*
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Old 10-30-2004, 05:27 AM   #12
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Tough Enough Guys: "Okay, we're here for the tryout?"
Al Snow: "All right. Now get on your knees and open your mouths. Vince will be down with his pants unzipped in a moment."


Chavo still couldn't grasp the concept of the Heimlich Manuveur.


The most excruciating submission move in the world still remains Nunzio's baritone falsetto.


After this display, Kurt was quickly voted off of WWE Idol.


Rey's childhood regression illness quickly reached serious heights when he tried to simulate his own birth with Kurt Angle.


Eddie often found that his patented Granny Cheek/Nipple Pinch really helped reduce his backstage stress.


In today's episode of Mixed Up Media Theater, Tinker Bell and Nurse Joy busy themselves with a singing contest until some random Trekkie beams in to break it up.


Dawn: "AW!"
Torrie: "Stevie!"
Richards: "Still got it..."


Even with the bar set so high, Orlando still botched Wrestler Limbo.


Orlando: "Ow! My head! It hurts!"
JBL: "Yeah... don't try pondering how long my title reign will last. It's not healthy."


Show: "Paul Wright... BITCH!!"


OR

It wasn't the slap that knocked him senseless, it was Big Show's lack of deodorant.


Rey lives up to his earlier promise of "riding Kurt Angle like a Steph McMahon."


Peter Pan: "Fuck! Now I DO want to grow up!!"


JBL: "Even if you beat me, your belt will just be made out of chocolate, so it matches your skin!!!"
Booker: "TELL ME, you did not SAY THAT!"


New at WWEShopZone! The Booker/Orlando Funky Clock! It's designed funky for those who ARE funky! Yeah!
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Old 10-30-2004, 12:09 PM   #13
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Al Snow: I am Al Snow dressed as Mick Foley for Halloween.
Tough Enough contestants all together: Have a nice day.


Nunzio: I reach for the sky in hopes I can win.
Ref: Don't worry, just try your best.
Chavo: Shut up, or I'll get you to reach for the sky too.


Ref: Reach for the sky like Nunzio did.
Chavo: I can't, he's holding me too tight.


Kurt Angle: I admit, my medals are fake plastics.


Angle: Do you have any hair under your mask?


Eddie: Put a smile on your face, Kurt.
Kurt:
*kick in the balls by Eddie*


Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera as guest performers for the night.


Dawn Marie: Take that you plastic boobed bitch.


Jordan: Can't believe I lost again.
JBL: That's because I am the American hero, Kerry and Bush are not.


Big Show: And that's for calling me a big giant bowling ball, punk!!!


Torrie Wilson been signed to play Tinkerbell in the 10th remake of the Peter Pan film, this is her auditioning for the role.


JBL: I am the reason you are not the champ, sucka.
Booker: Hey, stop stealing my catchphrase.
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Old 10-31-2004, 06:38 PM   #14
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I haven't read any captions so.. there.


The Miz wasn't just gonna win the Tough Enough contest just because of his reality show status... It's because he's got the freakin' wolfman on his side!


Chavo and Nunzio could never expect what would come next: GORE BY HEEL REF. !


Chavo (talking to ref): 'Two words' ? 'A movie' ? Um, 'Booty Call' !

Nunzio: Booty Call? ..I thought it was 'Edward ScissorHands'...


Angle: CAN'T I GET A GOLD STAR TOO, DAMN IT ?! (looks at chest again) ..oh, nevermind.


Mysterio: AHH! Sweet PANCAKES!
Angle: Hey! I paid 10 bucks for this pony ride and I am going to get it!


Kurt Angle = Death by Kano Spine-Rip fatality.


Dawn Marie: Hey, how about that Acid Reflux ?
Torrie: Boo ...Urnnnss!


Dawn Marie/ Torrie: RANDOM MS. PACMAN!
Torrie: .. Wait, why is this mouth movement so familiar?
Kidman:


Don't you hate it when you've got crap stuck to your boot?


JBL: Gary, I am still not sure if I can trust you..
Orlando: Well.. Ok.. (unzips JBL's pants) I know what I have to do..
JBL: ugh.. NO! I was gonna say that I'll give you another chance by taking care of my kitty Mr. Pilsbury but.. yeah.. **runs away**


Who will win this dance contest : Guy on left's Axl Rose 'Snake Dance' or Show's Macarena ?


Angle was just not strong enough for Rey Mysterio... ON THE MOON!


Torrie: Wi Wan't wind mwy mwand !
(Translation): I can't find my wand !


JBL: AHAHA! I got what you LIKKEEE!!
Booker: AH! MUST.. EAT.. GIANT.. BEEF JERKY!


They call them hosses for a reason, I guess.

End??.. yup.
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Old 10-31-2004, 10:10 PM   #15
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Al Snow: Unfortunately, due to Vince's interperetation of the Diva search ratings, you're all going to put on bikinis and roll around in jello.


Chavo: So are you FBI guys faces or heels or what?
Nunzio: Who cares, I get more TV time than the Cruiserweight champion these days.


Chavo unleashes the full force of his pits at the crowd.


Ref: Dear God, there's a wire up his ass!


Kurt: Damn, Rey, you can really sell.
Rey: Your cock is in my spine you asshole!


Eddie: Let's see just who you really are Senor!


I can't even caption this, the fact that we had to sit through it just insults me too much.


Me: Booker T marks his territory.
Captioning officials: You've used that joke about ten times.
Me: Shut up!


JBL: Dammit, Virgil, can't you do anything right?
Jordan: That's it, I quit.



"Who's yo daddy?"
"Duh, I don't know..."
"Bastard!"



Angle practices for the next Olympics "Cruiser Put" event.

Who wants to toss this salad?


JBL reaches a new low by flashing Booker T in an attempt to distract him


Jordan had been taunting Booker about an inability to wipe. Booker gives him a chance to... erm, eat his words...
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:28 AM   #17
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Contestants: "Yeah, you wouldnt believe it, 3 of us actually have pubic hairs! Well...2 of us, the guy on the end thought he did until he peed out of it"


Kordaris: "Ah hah, your out Nunzio. Chavo said 'raise your hand', not 'Chavo said raise your hand'. Back to OVW"


*Guy in crowd*
"Chavo, do you like, scary movies?"


Kurt: "The champ is here!"
Brian: "Oh christ Kurt, you've already stolen WOOOOOO!, come up with your own material!"
Kurt: "Hey, I saw friggin, no ones ever said that before!"
Brian:


Kurt thinks, *What Michael Jackson would pay to be in my position right now*


*tickle tickle tickle*


"I'm Idaho"
"Yes, yes you are"


Torrie: "ahhh"
Dawn: "i though all the cyclones had stopped"


OJ: "Ahhhh, no booker...it smells!! IT SMELLS!!!!"


JBL: "mmmmm, your bald head, it looks like a big chocolate egg, has anyone ever said that to you Orlando?"
Orlando:

JBL: "YOU on the other hand! ewwwww"


Now thats the scariest halloween custome i've ever seen! Mae young in a torrie wilson costume!


Booker: "That's coming home with me! i want it bradshaw. i want....that hat!"


JR: "BARGAWDSCISSORSKICK!BOOKERTISGONNAWINTHISOVERAUST....say. Austin looks different. BARGAWD,AUSTIN'SSHAVEDHISBEARD!"
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Old 11-01-2004, 07:27 AM   #18
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Rey would of had heaps of fun on his new Kart Angel, if only he knew where the steering wheel was.


Dawn: I have something very important to say.. I have to go now, my planet needs me
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