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Old 03-11-2005, 10:53 AM   #1
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Old 03-11-2005, 10:55 AM   #2
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Jordan: You know what this reminds me of JBL?
JBL: What's that, son?
Jordan: You're career.


Jeff Hardy, eat your heart out.


The crowd went crazy when John Cena proceeded to take a peanut headed dump out of his shoulders.
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:06 AM   #3
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In one of the most memorable heel moments of all time, JBL kills Oscar the Grouch.
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:19 AM   #4
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JBL: I've heard of throwing your voice, but throwing your explosive diarrhea!?
Vince: SORRY!


Random fan: Hey, the Bashams can pull it off, why don't they switch when they tag up?


Heidenreich (Seconds earlier): EWW! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! KILL THE SPIDER!


The Undertaker: The Triple H of SmackDown!


Kurt: Wooooo-... Is that a... IT IS! IT'S A SEVERED LEG!


Promotion for The Marine has already started, as John Cena saves Teddy Long.
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:20 AM   #5
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I have no caption for this, I just want to celebrate tHE DEATH OF THAT UGLY ASS TITLE.



JBL: EBONYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND IVORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OJ: Okay, John, you're running the campaign themes a little thin.


Mini-Kane announced his presence.




Instead of the traditional rings, the newlyweds exchanged gaudy belts.

(Is it me, or are they holding hands?)



The Puppet Master laughed maniacally as she forced Booker and Johnny to battle to the death.



"Dis...Dis eez not cool."



Angle was a little too proud that the stick up his ass had been replaced.



Cena was pissed off when the cabinet resorted to throwing crash test dummies at him.
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:27 AM   #6
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I'm telling you, it was THIS big...
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:28 AM   #7
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JBL the rich super villian was an interesting switch... ploting doom... controling the world



That speaks for itself really.

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Old 03-11-2005, 11:46 AM   #8
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Unfortunately, M, C, and A were nowhere to be seen in this picture.


Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!**


Gangrel made his return to SD!, this time to beg for change.
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Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!**
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Old 03-11-2005, 12:01 PM   #10
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Carlito (thinking): So this is what everyone sees before their push is ov--- ** ILLEGAL MOVE'D!**
ADDENDUM: Damn, must be cold out.
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Old 03-11-2005, 12:03 PM   #11
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:17 PM   #12
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Against the advice of his peers, Vince awards the U.S. title to the 7-up guy.



JBL was too busy celebrating to notice the Repo man come in and steal his wallet.



JBL was not fooled by John Cena's booby trap. Bob the security gaurd however....



Unfortunatly, JBL and Orlando's celebration ceremony did not go as planned, as the audience diverted their attention to the giant tap dancing yeti on the stage.



Booker T, beleiving Heidenreich to be the recently escaped mental patient, takes him out with a well placed chairshot. Meanwhile, the true escapee, hidden in the audience, searches for an escape.



The "Hot Gay Action" angle did not take off as well as HLA did before it.




Claiming that he can make anyone look good inthe ring, no matter how stiff, Kurt Angle challenged a ladder to a one-on-one iron man match. Here, he is pictured attempting a victory roll.



John Cena: You've crossed me for the last time, Mr. Peanut!
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:27 PM   #13
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While the fire was a nice touch, the WWE wasn't sold on JBL's prototype of a portable, single serving gas chamber.
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:46 PM   #14
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OJ: This one's for you Michael! I know you're innocent!


JBL tried to grow another JBLout of himself but something went horribly wrong and he ended up with that instead.


Inanimate Wrestling Entertainment! It gets more time than the Cruserweight division! Pictured here is Trash Can versus Steps. The Trash Can is Hulking up.


Guy in Orange Shirt in Crowd: Damn. Maybe I am criminally insane. I broke out of prison to come to SMACKDOWN?!


Angle: So I was excreting waste one day, sitting like this, and then with some effort... BAM! This big! And I did it with a broken freakin' neck! Whoo!


Teddy reaches out for his shoes, his best friends, in this moment of danger.

Seriously. Anyone notice how Long looks down to his shoes after every other sentence he says? Almost like...they're talkin' to him...
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:31 PM   #15
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Kurt Angle waited for the applause from the crowd after shitting out a seven foot tall ladder.





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Old 03-11-2005, 03:49 PM   #16
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:14 PM   #17
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OJ: Hey Boss?

JBL: What now?

OJ: Are crosses supposed to burn that fast?
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:20 PM   #18
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:26 PM   #19
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Booker T hits himself in the groin with a chair.



"Is the WWE Courting Gay fans?"




"For the last time, playa, I'm going to tell you...Stop using the 'N' word!"



Mysterio's new finisher, the "gas Mask."




JBL: And if you invest bonds right now...

Rey: I'm in the middle of something here.



The WWE had taken it too far in asking Cena to carry the roster.



Hemerroids...

-OR-

Cena's Batista impression.



In Jim Carrey's amazing Heel Turn, he reveals that the fire inspector has abused steroids.



This photo doesn't even NEED a caption.

However...

OJ relieves some of JBL's "tension" while Bradshaw distracs the audience with something shiny.
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:30 PM   #21
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Incidentally, here's how I snagged those photos:

The preview thumbnails are named just like the big photos, except they have _thumb after the number.

Example:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s...s/15_thumb.jpg

All you need to do is delete the _thumb to make it this:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s.../images/15.jpg

And the pic will show up.

So you just right click the thumbnail of the first one and copy the image location. In fact, if you start with the first one, you can re-use the same URL and just change the number (16, 17, etc.).
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:32 PM   #22
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Also:

Eddie is so talented he manages to steal Mysterio's wallet from afar...
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Tonight on Secrets revealed:


Cena: Roids?! I ain't on roids I tell you! I am shocked at these accusations. Behold my "in shock" face.


JBL: Me? A younger Vince McMahon brought into the present via a "Time Machine"? I am in disbelief at these accusations. Behold my "in disbelief" face.


Cena: Dammit, whose making this stuff up?! It can be clearly seen I ain't on roids and JBL ain't a time traveller.


OJ: It was I! I did it all! I did it for The Ro-


Booker T: Make that joke again and I kill you.


Cena: Screw this. You're gonna pay OJ! Right JBL? ......JBL?


JBL: Uhhh... what? Sorry... I got... ummm... sidetracked.
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Old 03-11-2005, 05:09 PM   #24
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To show of his superiority to the rest of the lockeroom, Angle swallowed a ladder then then shat if out live in the ring to prove that he's still the man

Or

Even though the action is directly infront of them most of the fans were still too lazy and watched whatever the titantron told them to watch
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WTF? There's an expiry date on the back of this, it says best before Cena jobs it
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Hey there's one on yours as well JBL, best Before JBL Jobs to Cena?
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Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Africa, he is the United States champion, Sakooda Looda!



Things were going very well for JBL and Orlando Jordan until Mortal Kombat's Sub Zero came and was about to shoot them with his trademark freeze-ball.



Apparerently, Oscar didn't like it when you took off the lid.



Vince: I want you to learn a new move.



And the first ever "Glue Your Balls To The Ladder" match is off to a great start.
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Chioda: Why?
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Cena: FEED ME MORE GAMMA RAYS!!!!


Booker: Random Pac-Man's back.... SUCKA!!!


I didn't know Maven was on SD! now... hmm...


And now, an impression of George W. Bush in math class.
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:15 PM   #34
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Kurt: Hey Chioda, can you look up Ladder up ass in the medical dictionary?
Chioda: Why?
Kurt: TIMES A FACTOR MAN!


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Old 03-11-2005, 11:18 PM   #35
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In one of the most memorable heel moments of all time, JBL kills Oscar the Grouch.
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:29 PM   #37
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Old 03-11-2005, 11:38 PM   #38
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Some one put this up I don't know how:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s...1005/index.jsp
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Some one put this up I don't know how:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/s...1005/index.jsp
It's already been put up in the first post you fucking moron.
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