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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Wrestling Craptions
That's right. Craptions. Here's where we caption pictures of old-school AWFUL gimmicks. We're starting with WWE's bad gimmicks that start with "A."
![]() Adam Bomb ![]() "Adorable" Adrian Adonis ![]() Akeem ![]() Aldo Montoya I'll do mine tomorrow. I want to see what Cork and the gang can come up with. Quote:
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Bubba was often forced to prove he ate all the schoolchildren before he was allowed to have desert. ![]() Right now, even Richard Simmons is screaming "GAY!" (sorry, couldn't help it) ![]() Rob Reiner attempts to take home gold in the first ever Olympic belching competition... ![]() Running out of color ideas, Saban simply dubbed his newest hero the "Very...VERY...Confused" Ranger. |
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Fthagn?
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LOL, I only know like..two of these people tops..
![]() Manager: Now, this is a WRIST BAND. It's something that goes around the wrist and conceals the blade used to cut this man's lips! ![]() Adrian: Please don't push to hard... Guy at left: What happened to your eye? Adrian: Well...remember when I said my wife was a hooker? Wasn't because she was a prosititute.. ![]() Pathetic. Poor guy bit his tongue and is crying like a little girl.. ![]() And here was see Ultimo Dragon when he was just Baby Wyvern |
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One Man Horror Show
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![]() Man in tie: "Hey look, it's Wendy!" Adam: "Bleegghh!" ![]() Anna Nicole Smith had really let herself go. ![]() Shock began to dawn on Luciano's face as he began to realize that he'd come to the opera in only a terrycloth bathrobe. ![]() Ever protective over their copyright, the World Wildlife Fund sets the banner ablaze. |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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![]() Adam Bomb's loaded glove went undetected until the blundering Harvey pointed it out to the referee..... ![]() Many hours were spent removing Vince's make-up before he went on air. ![]() Akeem does his "Free Willy" feeding scene impersonation..... ![]() Many thanks to veterans like Aldo Montoya; the man who paved the way for D-Lo Brown's chest protector..... |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Also,for Fryza and Santo: that's Jimmy Hart in the Adrian picture,and
Harvey Wippleman (former WWF Women's Champion) in the Adam pic. |
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![]() You see, the most important part of Adam Bomb's gimmick was to show the effects of what consuming 5 packs of Cherry Fun-Dip can do to a person. ![]() Someone shouldn't of called in sick right when Vince lost a hand in a Poker game. ![]() With Slick absent and the sound system not working, Akeem did his best to please the crowd with his rendition of Jive Soul Bro. ![]() No wonder so many gimmicks flopped in the early 90's, all the attention was paid to the spectacualr pyros that shot out of radioactive symbols. |
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I Hate Bottles
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![]() Mark Henry's horrible secret is revelaed after he loses the first ever "Loser Takes a Bath" match. |
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![]() As much as I want to call him hardcore, biting your tongue isn't exactly a bump. ![]() It wasn't until he received his new gimmick that Ric Flair really started to regret turning his back on Triple H and their friendship. ![]() After eating Kurt Angle, Akeem proclaimed himself the new "Only Olympic Wrestler in WWE History." ![]() You knew the WWE was never serious about the Cruiserweights when they started using them as fuel for the fire. |
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TPWW VET
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![]() "My stank smell good" |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Next time on "Before They Were Hardcode" we'll take a look at Justin Credible. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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![]() Hey, Harvey! Who ate my popsicle? ![]() JIMMY: I can't believe you thought it was a good idea to make a glory hole into Moolah's locker room... ![]() One Man Gang/Akeem debuts his new gimmick when he lets out a tribal shriek and becomes...White Kamala! ![]() The kids of the Shire always loved it when Aldo the Multi-Colored would come with his fireworks. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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![]() -Adam Bomb decided that he will never EVER eat Sour Skittles again. EWWW! ![]() -After crossing Vince McMahon the wrong way, a de-push for Ric Flair was in order ![]() "I am a loser!" ![]() -Vince's plan for setting Justin on fire didn't pull through |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Your All Puppets
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![]() ![]() Now he got his new contract, he shows how much pushes he will get with this new contract. ![]() The father of Goldberg. ![]() After looking around, he saw he wasn't at the gayclub. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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And now, the WCW "A" crap:
![]() The American Males ![]() The Guardian Angel ![]() Arachniman *The site I'm using didn't have pics for David Arquette or Asya, but I want to use them, too.* |
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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![]() This picture was taken from Steven Richard's most recent birthday card. ![]() Poor Bossman was demoted to a bus driver after suggesting to put more crusierweights on Smackdown. ![]() Kane thought his monster gimmick wasn't working so he thought he'd REALLY scare everybody by wearing purple spandex. |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Ladies and gentelmen, I give you the two newest members for the group on "Queer Eye For The Stright Guy." Thom: But saying Fab 7 just doesn't have that ring. ![]() Even when he was fresh out of trucking school, it was clear that Rob Conway wanted to be French. ![]() Thank God that the writers scrapped the first idea for new attire for John Cena after he said "You can't see me!" |
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I Hate Bottles
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![]() No captions this time, but who are these guys? They look way too familiar. Is the one on the left Buff Bagwell? |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Yeah, and his partner is Scotty Riggs, who was the guy Raven gave a drop toehold on the chair, requiring an eyepatch (real or fake, I don't know) for a long time. He also wrestled as Scotty Anton for a brief period in ECW. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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![]() ...and WCW's tendency to put D-list celebrities in their main event continued when Milli Vanilli upset the Road Warriors to capture the WCW World Tag Team Titles. ![]() VINCE (over walkie-talkie): Ray! Sean O'Haire has escaped. He may go somewhere else and be a big star. You know what to do! RAY: Gotcha, Big Vincey. Lemme just... Rrrrrrt. Thump. VINCE: Good work. ![]() No, you're a pastel-colored, Spider-Man ripoff, curtain-jerking homo! |
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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![]() It's a little-known fact that Corey Feldman teamed up with George Michael... ![]() Sir? I've got talent approaching the WWE headquarters. Copy that, I'll run him over... ![]() After another humiliating defeat at the hands of Spider-Man, the Shocker joins the ranks of WcW (Where he's promptly whooped by Rey Mysterio)... |
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I Hate Bottles
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Your All Puppets
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Now. Here. Man.
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![]() As if selling himself on eBay wasn't bad enough, Bagwell reached a new low by joining the Chippendale dancers. ![]() "...and on your left, you'll see where we keep Ultimo Dragon's credibility." ![]() Not only was Arachniman a great wrestler and superhero, but he was also a little teapot, short and stout. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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![]() Most wrestling historians prefer to look over Ric Flair's "chubby" years. |
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