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Kiss the blade
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A better WM21 ending?
Heres how I think WM21 should have ended-
(ring announcer)- The Following contest...blah blah blah for the world heavyweight championship [batista music hits he walks in crowd pops huge] everyone expects to see HHH at this point but instead... [Eric Bishcoff theme plays] (Eric)- now I know you were expecting to see a one on one match-up between The Game and Batista, but I decided to change one small detail, there will be....A SPECIAL REFEREE [HHH music hits he does the old water spitting act then picks up the mic] (HHH)- Let me tell you something Eric I don't know what you're talking about with a special referee but it sounds like bullshit to me personally I.... (Eric)- HHH, just wrestle the damn match. [Eric leaves with a cocky look on his face] (Announcer)- Introducing the Special Guest referee....Eugene [CROWD POPS HUGE] (J.R pops his rib,Bahgawd!) so we've got through the part where Eugene makes his entrance now we fast forward to the end of the match Triple H hits the pedigree and pins batista.. 1 2 (Eugene)-Ummm ermm....[taps HHH on the shoulder] (Eugene)-Excuse me umm...what comes after 2? [HHH grabs Eugene shakes him a bit and yells] (HHH) 3 3 3 ITS THREE!!!!! [Triple H turns around and walks straight into a Batista-Bomb, Batista pins] (Eugene)- 1.......2.............3 [Batista has won he does alot of posing and is happy. Eugene is happy because he actually counted to 3] the end. *DRAWBACKS* Eugene cant actually wrestle due to an injury. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Okay. That sucks. It's stupid. It's so stupid I can't help but assume it was a joke. And as a joke, it's still stupid. It's not really funny. It may seem like a minor setback to you, but trust me. Jokes need to be funny.
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Tedious Inevitability
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terrible
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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And if you were serious: Watch 18 hours of the Tellebtubbies while listening to emo and country music. Leave the TV and CD player on, then stick your head in the oven. While you are doing this, masturbate using a toaster. Insert your penis into the plugged in toaster, and see if you can cum before it pops. If the gas doesn't get you (say, for example, you're the kind of moron who sticks his head in an electric oven), the toaster will.
After your painful, awkward, humiliating death, news reporters will blame the music and TV you were listening to/watching before you killed yourself. In one fell swoop, you will have Gotten rid of the 3 worst forms of entertainment on the planet, and finally validated your existence in some small way. |
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The Superkick Master
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Batista V.S. Triple H was the most anticipated match of the year, your idea would outrage a legion of fans and everyone involved in the idea would be egged on the street.
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Tedious Inevitability
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Also, that would be a good idea for a hosue show or possibly even a Raw, but definatly not a PPV, let alone Wresletmania.
It would have ruined Batistas build-up, made him look weak as he needed the help of a retard to beat HHH. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#8 |
Kiss the blade
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I suppose you're all right, Good plan bad show mabye another HHH match rep for you all
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#9 |
It's Clobbering Time!
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That's so stupid, it isn't even funny.
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Damn... just damn.
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Forum Happy Cat
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if this idea had been any worse...
...WWE might have done it. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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I tried to kill myself halfway through reading this.
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RAPTURE READY.
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It was funny, but serves no purpose
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Adminstigator
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I think it's a funny idea. But as mentioned, not for a PPV and not for a title match.
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#16 |
Peeps Unite
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Wasn't he joking? Its not a bad joke.
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#17 |
Kiss the blade
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I was kinda joking but I can actually see the WWE doing that
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Why do you bother repping people?
Posters don't like grey dots. |
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