Just got home from a RAW houseshow.

[James Steele]

Yea. I nearly got assaulted for being the only person cheering for Kurt Angle (and yelling that John Cena is a punk ass bitch ) Anyway, our place holds about 1,500. We didn't sell out. Mainly because the only ads running were on RAW and on the country radio station.

I was sitting in a bleacher section that was a great view of the ring (it would have been the perfect seats for a football game).

After the show we went to Outback (where my sister works) and Snitsky was at the bar (and spilled his drink). Chris Masters and Carlito were eating together. Lita and Trish were eating together and I got to meet them and get their autographs. Trish is awesome. I told her that we need her back because she carries the Women's division and she said "What? There is a Women's Division?!?!" She also told me to keep on watching when she is on because she doesn't want to end up like all the other talented women wrestlers.

Tonight, I realised that I would be such a great fucking lackey heel. For example, when every body was chanting You Suck during Kurt's entrance, I kept on telling them to be quiet or respect the wrestling god that is Kurt Angle. I bowed down when he came out. He got on the turnbuckle and I bowed down and he acknoweledged me!!! Then when Cena got on the turnbuckles, I flipped him off and his stupid ass smile went away for awhile until the 12 year old girls gave him the "Jeff Hardy Pop". I also got a lot of heat during Conway/ Eugene match because I kept on making "Nick, you are above this..." and "Do it the Con Way BABY!!!" lines.

Anyway, I don't remember much but I can do the usual results and pops.

The show opened with "Dr. Death" Steve Williams coming out to a nice pop.

Hurricane/Rosey def. Cade/Murdock to retain World Tag Team Titles
??? (Imagine that Macho Man & Gene Snitsky had a baby) def. Mike Mizanin
Chris Masters def. Viscera
Rob Conway def. Eugene
Carlito's Cabana w/ Candice & Kerwin (they talked shit about Shelton and SB came out)
Shelton Benjamin def. Kerwin White
Trish Stratus/Ashley def. Torrie Wilson/Victoria
Big Show def. Gene Snitsky
Edge def. Matt Hardy (they fought throughout the arena and got back in the ring where Edge knocked the fuck outta Hardy with the briefcase)
John Cena def. Tyson Tomko/Kurt Angle to retain WWE Title (Started out one-on-one until Tomko interfered and Cena fought him and demanded it become a 2-on-1 handicap match)

Top 5 Pops

1. John Cena (however myself and the 5 black people there were not all that excited)
2. Big Show
3. Trish Stratus
4. Eugene
5. Tie: Hurricane/Matt Hardy

Top 5 Heel Heat

1. Kurt Angle
2. Edge
3. Carlito
4. Cade & Murdoch
5. Tie: Me & Rob Conway