Seinfeld Quotes

**D Mac** · 12-14-2005, 11:22 PM

Post your favorite quotes from the funniest show ever.

Jerry: "Your guy called to say he ordered your pencil. He keeps calling, he does'nt even care if a man answers!"

Elaine: "Or you."

Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal!

Serenity now! Serenity now!

George: What is that?

Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets

too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'

George: Are you supposed to yell it?

Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

12-14-2005, 11:22 PM	#1
D Mac Posts: 21,603	Seinfeld Quotes Post your favorite quotes from the funniest show ever. Jerry: "Your guy called to say he ordered your pencil. He keeps calling, he does'nt even care if a man answers!" Elaine: "Or you." Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal! Serenity now! Serenity now! George: What is that? Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!' George: Are you supposed to yell it? Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.