Kurt speaks. Funkometer breaks.

**Destor** · 01-25-2007, 08:02 PM

Here is a recap from Phil Evans of what Kurt Angle said today on Bubba the Love Sponge:

He put over Dixie Carter. She's paying him more than Vince ever did. She's a better businesswoman than Vince could ever dream of being (maybe because Vince isn't a woman?). He says that her backers could buy and sell Vince and that an NFL owner may be backing TNA soon. They are talking with Hogan and Jericho.

Kurt says TNA's ratings are now beating ECW and Smackdown.

Vince treats the guys who give him respect far worse than the guys who don't. A Dr. told Kurt that the blood vessels on Vince's nose (which he
covers with makeup) indicate that Vince has humungous high blood pressure and is a ticking timebomb for a heart attack.

Shane has done more businesswise for the WWE than Vince. Shane is in charge of the international marketing and has deals with China and Russia set up. Kurt said that he (Kurt) is actually responsible for the deal with China becuase when he was in Japan, China (I assume the country) gave Kurt its phone number and Kurt gave it to Shane who closed the deal. (Intersting that "China" has a phone number, must be some kind of red phone, hotline deal like Batman had). Kurt likes Shane alot and says Shane has a heart, unlike Vince.

HHH is a slimeball.

Adding Hogan, Big Show and Jericho will easily put TNA over WWE.

Can't understand why Test has been buried in WWE. Says that Test is a great worker. he compares Test to a young Kevin Nash (I assume he meant that as a positive thing).

Kurt said he has done more jobs than any top guy in the history of wrestling (Flair?) and is still over.

He concludes by plugging tonight's episode of TNA at 9:00 p.m. on Spike (nice product awareness).

01-25-2007, 08:02 PM	#1
Destor I am the cheese Posts: 51,528	Kurt speaks. Funkometer breaks. Here is a recap from Phil Evans of what Kurt Angle said today on Bubba the Love Sponge: He put over Dixie Carter. She's paying him more than Vince ever did. She's a better businesswoman than Vince could ever dream of being (maybe because Vince isn't a woman?). He says that her backers could buy and sell Vince and that an NFL owner may be backing TNA soon. They are talking with Hogan and Jericho. Kurt says TNA's ratings are now beating ECW and Smackdown. Vince treats the guys who give him respect far worse than the guys who don't. A Dr. told Kurt that the blood vessels on Vince's nose (which he covers with makeup) indicate that Vince has humungous high blood pressure and is a ticking timebomb for a heart attack. Shane has done more businesswise for the WWE than Vince. Shane is in charge of the international marketing and has deals with China and Russia set up. Kurt said that he (Kurt) is actually responsible for the deal with China becuase when he was in Japan, China (I assume the country) gave Kurt its phone number and Kurt gave it to Shane who closed the deal. (Intersting that "China" has a phone number, must be some kind of red phone, hotline deal like Batman had). Kurt likes Shane alot and says Shane has a heart, unlike Vince. HHH is a slimeball. Adding Hogan, Big Show and Jericho will easily put TNA over WWE. Can't understand why Test has been buried in WWE. Says that Test is a great worker. he compares Test to a young Kevin Nash (I assume he meant that as a positive thing). Kurt said he has done more jobs than any top guy in the history of wrestling (Flair?) and is still over. He concludes by plugging tonight's episode of TNA at 9:00 p.m. on Spike (nice product awareness).