LMAO!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I lifted this from Rajah, but it originally came from the Wrestling Observer:

Due to her Playboy cover, WWE is attempting to market Ashley Massaro as the new face of WWE women's wrestling. The best person for Ashley to work with is Melina because she's got a strong heel personality, thus meaning that Mickie James will be left out in the cold for the next month or so while they build towards WrestleMania. Melina was given the title on 2/19 over Mickie James so that Ashley could feud with her. Ashley and Melina will be having a match at WrestleMania and there is a very good chance that Ashley will be walking out with the Women's Championship.

At the No Way Out pay-per-view, WWE didn't bother to do a fan reaction to decide who the winner would be for the Diva Talent Invitational because they feared that the crowd wouldn't react as the company wanted. So they just declared Ashley Massaro as the winner.

JBL doesn't like SmackDown referees Charles Robinson and Chris Kay. In Robinson's case, he doesn't drink alcohol, so that automatically puts him on JBL's bad side.

I don't know why, these stories just bring a tinge of warmth to my heart. I knew Chris Kay would be one of the refs JBL didn't like. I don't know what it is, I just can't see JBL liking the little guy who was training to be a wrestler, but then became a referee.

JBL's reason for hating Little Naitch is pretty funny. "I don't care if your wife battled cancer and you now want to live life to the fullest, if you don't drink alcohol you're a pussy!" JBL will always be the man for his commentary, but I'm not sure if he's a guy I would like to share an apartment building with. Especially when it came to paying the rent and shower time.

(To The One: This isn't a pay-out on JBL, he's the best commentator the WWE has probably ever had, in my opinion, I just find his hard-assness funny. Please do not hate me. )

Ashley Massaro as Women's Champion is something that doesn't surprise me. She's improved in the ring, but I don't know if I'd call her the "new face of women's wrestling". She's definitely better served to the Playboy Women's Title push than a Chisty Hemme, though. If she does turn out to be a great wrestler, though, I could see her being money for the WWE.

One lady I think people should watch out for, is Shantelle Taylor. If anyone is the "next Trish Stratus", it is her. She's even from Toronto. She's hot, she can wrestle. A division with her, Massaro, Mickie James, Victoria, Melina, Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Trinity, Kristal Marshall and Nattie Neidhart would kick some major ass.