You know what Wrestling is missing?

**BigDaddyCool** · 05-03-2007, 05:00 PM

It is missing a John Maddenesqe commentator. You know, a guy that tells use shit we already knew, but in such a way as if we didn't.

Here are some example of what he could say:

"You see, when Beniot makes MVP tap out, that is called a submission."
"If Matt can reach Jeff Hardy and make the tag, then Jeff become the legal man in this match."
"This match will begin as soon as the bell rings."

And so on. JR could do it, but then it wouldn't be as ironic.

05-03-2007, 05:00 PM	#1
BigDaddyCool Pelvic Sorcerer Posts: 64,762	You know what Wrestling is missing? It is missing a John Maddenesqe commentator. You know, a guy that tells use shit we already knew, but in such a way as if we didn't. Here are some example of what he could say: "You see, when Beniot makes MVP tap out, that is called a submission." "If Matt can reach Jeff Hardy and make the tag, then Jeff become the legal man in this match." "This match will begin as soon as the bell rings." And so on. JR could do it, but then it wouldn't be as ironic.