February Caption of the Month

**Corkscrewed** · 03-04-2004, 12:12 AM

We got a LOT this month. Lotsa of people shining bright during these 29 days, so get voting! You have ten days.

jbone829/jbone/Innovator:

Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you?
Foley: .........
Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!!
Foley: .........
Orton: TALK TO ME!

Fryza:

Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where!

Corkscrewed:

Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!"

Mr. Monday Morning:

"So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?"

Kane Knight:

Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title.

Good Ol JG:

Brock: "You mean there is no easter bunny? Nuh uh! He visited me last night! He gave me cream filled eggs and I sat on his lap and he whispered sweet nothings in my ear!"
Eddie: "Uh...holmes...you sure that was the easter bunny? Or was it this guy?"
*The titan tron then shows a picture of Vince wearing nothing but a fluffy pink thong and little bunny ears*
Brock:

Nowhere Man:

Show does his world-famous impression of the entire Jackson family, complete with Michael's crotch grabbing, Janet's nipple slipping, and Tito's wondering-where-the-hell-his-career-went.

Loose Cannon:

Due to a tight budget the WWE had to drop their Theme Music department, but instead you get live Mexican style renditions of you're favorite superstar's themes every week on Smackdown.

Loopydate:

BOOKER: Yo, alien! Look! Gold! This is the most valuable substance on the planet. If you kill anyone else in this arena with one of these big gold belts, you'll be revered as gods!
RVD: You think it's gonna work?

El Santo:

When Dawn found Paul, stiff, unmoving, and with a suspicious bulge in his pants, she realized that she'd done it again.

ColdwaVer:

Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer."

The Rock Bottom:

John Cena was embarassed. Apparently, when he said, "You can't see this," and whipped out his penis, he was right.

Eddie was under even more pressure, when not only did he have two contenders for the Illegal Immigrant Title, but Heyman had formed a "Border Patrol" stable!

Corkscrewed:

Ref: So Scotty, how are the wife and kids?
Scotty: They�re fine.
Ref: That�s good. Hey, around 15 mins away there�s this great mom and pop burger stand. Best burgers I�ve ever had.
Scotty: That�s nice�.. say, we should probably get back to the match, huh?
Ref: Yeah, that's a good id--OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT THE HECK IS RIKISHI DOING TO BRADSHAW????

View Poll Results: Choose the Caption of the Month
jbone829/jbone/Innovator: "TALK TO ME!!!"	4	5.26%
Fryza: "Richards Out of Nowhere!"	4	5.26%
Corkscrewed: "Fatty!"	2	2.63%
Mr. Monday Morning: "Nice Ass"	14	18.42%
Kane Knight: "Illegal Immigrant Title"	11	14.47%
Good Ol JG: "Easter Bunny"	3	3.95%
Nowhere Man: "Jackson Family Impression"	11	14.47%
Loose Cannon: "Live Mariachi Wrestling Themes"	2	2.63%
Loopydate: "RVD/Booker T and the Alien"	1	1.32%
El Santo: "Oops, She Did It Again"	3	3.95%
ColdwaVer: "Naptime Enforcer"	10	13.16%
The Rock Bottom: "You Can't See This"	0	0%
The Rock Bottom: "Border Patrol Stable"	6	7.89%
Corkscrewed: "Wife and Kids"	5	6.58%
Voters: 76. You must log in or register to vote on this poll.

03-04-2004, 12:12 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	February Caption of the Month We got a LOT this month. Lotsa of people shining bright during these 29 days, so get voting! You have ten days. jbone829/jbone/Innovator: Orton: Oh my god Mic is shot, who did this to you? Foley: ......... Orton: Mic tell me who killed you!! Foley: ......... Orton: TALK TO ME! Fryza: Orton: Holy shit Mick, you okay? I mean, Richards came out of no where! Corkscrewed: Spike: "How ya doing... fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!! FAT FAT FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY! FAT FATTY!!!!!" Mr. Monday Morning: "So then Jesus rides into Nazareth on a donkey, and this woman shouts 'Nice ass!', and...what?" Kane Knight: Thanks to Affirmative Action, the WWE was forced to create the WWE "illegal immigrant" title. Good Ol JG: Brock: "You mean there is no easter bunny? Nuh uh! He visited me last night! He gave me cream filled eggs and I sat on his lap and he whispered sweet nothings in my ear!" Eddie: "Uh...holmes...you sure that was the easter bunny? Or was it this guy?" The titan tron then shows a picture of Vince wearing nothing but a fluffy pink thong and little bunny ears Brock: Nowhere Man: Show does his world-famous impression of the entire Jackson family, complete with Michael's crotch grabbing, Janet's nipple slipping, and Tito's wondering-where-the-hell-his-career-went. Loose Cannon: Due to a tight budget the WWE had to drop their Theme Music department, but instead you get live Mexican style renditions of you're favorite superstar's themes every week on Smackdown. Loopydate: BOOKER: Yo, alien! Look! Gold! This is the most valuable substance on the planet. If you kill anyone else in this arena with one of these big gold belts, you'll be revered as gods! RVD: You think it's gonna work? El Santo: When Dawn found Paul, stiff, unmoving, and with a suspicious bulge in his pants, she realized that she'd done it again. ColdwaVer: Failing proctology, Lesnar becomes WWE's "naptime enforcer." The Rock Bottom: John Cena was embarassed. Apparently, when he said, "You can't see this," and whipped out his penis, he was right. Eddie was under even more pressure, when not only did he have two contenders for the Illegal Immigrant Title, but Heyman had formed a "Border Patrol" stable! Corkscrewed: Ref: So Scotty, how are the wife and kids? Scotty: They�re fine. Ref: That�s good. Hey, around 15 mins away there�s this great mom and pop burger stand. Best burgers I�ve ever had. Scotty: That�s nice�.. say, we should probably get back to the match, huh? Ref: Yeah, that's a good id--OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT THE HECK IS RIKISHI DOING TO BRADSHAW????