BREAKING NEWS: Vince Recovered From Wreckage, Surgery Underway

**Theo Dious** · 06-12-2007, 10:00 AM

Taken from Pro Wrestling Inhaler:

The charred form of the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment was reportedly recovered from the flaming wreckage of his limosuine after its shocking explosion in the closing moments of WWE Monday Night Raw.

Surgical droids are currently attending to the barely-alive billionaire. A specialized suit is being constructed to maintain his life. Further news will be given out as soon as Matt Boone can steal it.

06-12-2007, 10:00 AM	#1
Theo Dious EATER OF HOT POCKETS Posts: 14,340	BREAKING NEWS: Vince Recovered From Wreckage, Surgery Underway Taken from Pro Wrestling Inhaler: The charred form of the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment was reportedly recovered from the flaming wreckage of his limosuine after its shocking explosion in the closing moments of WWE Monday Night Raw. Surgical droids are currently attending to the barely-alive billionaire. A specialized suit is being constructed to maintain his life. Further news will be given out as soon as Matt Boone can steal it.