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**Mr. Monday Morning** · 03-11-2004, 08:12 PM

Wrestlemania XIII

Bradshaw demonstrates the 'Haze-o-matic'

One-Armed Man desperately wanted the tag

Thrasher checks his watch to make sure he hasn't jobbed out too early to prevent him losing his paycheque

A pig farmer being pinned by a freak in a dress...nah, WWF was *fine* back in 97

"I can't believe I'm gettin paid for this shit!"

And here we have an example of the lesser known, very rare, Greenus Rockus

"...and then I'm gonna get my own movie!"

"...What in the *hell* have you been smoking?"

So *that's* where the DX crotch chop came from...

"Trust me kid, just keep your head down, pretty soon you'll have a steady job on Superstars"

"Hnn...nooooooooo!"

"Ok fine, I'll job, just get the old man's towel out of my mouth!"

"Jesus Dad, didn't we talk about you wearing a shirt in public?"

HHH: "It's ok...it'll be ok...I'll be on top someday...it'll be ok..."

Chyna is let out for the first time

HHH gives props to his man Satan, front row again

HHH: "..****in jip...still have to make it look interesting...gotta be a way around that somehow..."

"Say...this is pretty interesting. What if I just do this all the time? That could work. Shit yeah!"

Vader had wanted ribs, but he didn't mean literally...

Odds are high that someone somewhere heard the words "one legged man in an asskicking contest" right around now

Bret's attempt at legdropping Austin's neck over the railing went horribly wrong

God returned to his seat near the front

Shamrock was momentarily torn...check for the submission or check out Austin's ass? Tough one...

Shamrock: "Hey, my name's Ken. Wanna go for a drink later?"

Austin: "*Really* not the time right now..."

Eventually Austin had to feign passing out just to shut Shamrock up

"Hi kids!"

Dental floss can be a bitch to get out sometimes...

The first recorded sighting of the invisible crucifix

"Hey weren't you wearing purple last year?"

"Uh, yeah...my wife mixed my stuff in with hers in the wash"

"I hate it when they do that. Fortunately my wrestling gear has never gotten caught out"

"Oh man, it was terrible. Man, if I could, I'd just nab a piece of eye candy and divorce the bitch..."

"What the...is that mascara?"

"Uh...I uh...well...yes. Guilty pleasure."

"Nope, your posture seems fine"

"*sniff* Nope, no crotch rot here"

"Well, that's a relief"

"Check me out. I shaved my pits and everything!"

03-11-2004, 08:12 PM	#24
Mr. Monday Morning All Part Of The Plan Posts: 12,125	Wrestlemania XIII Bradshaw demonstrates the 'Haze-o-matic' One-Armed Man desperately wanted the tag Thrasher checks his watch to make sure he hasn't jobbed out too early to prevent him losing his paycheque A pig farmer being pinned by a freak in a dress...nah, WWF was fine back in 97 "I can't believe I'm gettin paid for this shit!" And here we have an example of the lesser known, very rare, Greenus Rockus "...and then I'm gonna get my own movie!" "...What in the hell have you been smoking?" So that's where the DX crotch chop came from... "Trust me kid, just keep your head down, pretty soon you'll have a steady job on Superstars" "Hnn...nooooooooo!" "Ok fine, I'll job, just get the old man's towel out of my mouth!" "Jesus Dad, didn't we talk about you wearing a shirt in public?" HHH: "It's ok...it'll be ok...I'll be on top someday...it'll be ok..." Chyna is let out for the first time HHH gives props to his man Satan, front row again HHH: "..***in jip...still have to make it look interesting...gotta be a way around that somehow..." "Say...this is pretty interesting. What if I just do this all the time? That could work. Shit yeah!" Vader had wanted ribs, but he didn't mean literally... Odds are high that someone somewhere heard the words "one legged man in an asskicking contest" right around now Bret's attempt at legdropping Austin's neck over the railing went horribly wrong God returned to his seat near the front Shamrock was momentarily torn...check for the submission or check out Austin's ass? Tough one... Shamrock: "Hey, my name's Ken. Wanna go for a drink later?" Austin: "Really* not the time right now..." Eventually Austin had to feign passing out just to shut Shamrock up "Hi kids!" Dental floss can be a bitch to get out sometimes... The first recorded sighting of the invisible crucifix "Hey weren't you wearing purple last year?" "Uh, yeah...my wife mixed my stuff in with hers in the wash" "I hate it when they do that. Fortunately my wrestling gear has never gotten caught out" "Oh man, it was terrible. Man, if I could, I'd just nab a piece of eye candy and divorce the bitch..." "What the...is that mascara?" "Uh...I uh...well...yes. Guilty pleasure." "Nope, your posture seems fine" "sniff Nope, no crotch rot here" "Well, that's a relief" "Check me out. I shaved my pits and everything!"