Little things you've stolen from wrestling.

[FourFifty]

I'm sure every fan has done this once or twice before, where they steal something they've heard a wrestler say and then say it to their friends and family. If you don't do it, then, well, you're clearly not catching onto some great shit.

A few weeks ago Santino cut a promo on Randy Orton where he talked about how Orton's dad always had that cast, but Santino's dad was always healthy, 'cept when he "got-a the herpes."
Since then when I've needed to talk about some STD (which happens painfully more often than it should) I talk about "a The Herpes." For example "Ten bucks says she has-a the herpes" or "I would go to New Jersey, but I don't want to get-a the herpes."

I've also been plugging MamaJuana Extreme (which is seriously a great product). At first it was joke because of C.H.L. MAMAJUANA EXTREME DOT COM!!!! However, after trying it out all I have to say is "Holy God!!!" It's a great product. I love this stuff.


I was talking to a dime a dozen girl at a bar in Nevada when I was on vacation. She said with my facial hair I looked like a "bad boy." Seeing the rock on her finger and knowing that her husband was in the can I decided just to mess around. "You can be good, you can be bad, or you can be Me." If you don't know, it's a play on The Miz's motto on his site, and what he said when he was a singles wrestler.
Speaking of The Miz, I'm also going to change my voice mail into one of the intros from The Dirt Sheet. I'm just torn between "You've reached Daniel, and for six months I thought Nancy Grace was a man" or "I'm not here, but for three weeks I waited outside the Dublin Theater to give Michael Flatley the beating of his life."

I was talking about cooking with a friend (Sorry Know Your Role, this isn't a throwback to The Rock). Someone mentioned curry, and they asked what I knew about it. So I just went over the top. "It's Hot! It's Spicy! It TASTES GREAT!!!"

So, anyone else totally stole something they heard on wrestling?