misheard lyrics game

[Indifferent Clox]

I think this would be a fun and creative game, here is how it works, basically you post skewed song lyrics and we try to guess what song you are parodizing. Follow with the artist, because otherwise it'd be nearly impossible.


for instance


he's got some old pearls in his pants- traditional

which is obviously he's got the whole world in his hands


Now you don't have to figure out exactly which line it is, just what song.


another example

It's not warm enough for a sweater but it's still to cool for air- don't even know the artist


which is
I'm old enough to know better but still too young to care



ok now for the first one

Sufjan stevens song

In the morning, when you take a piss
and your mom walks in and says look at this
you left some on the seat

what song did i parodize?

rep for the right answer