Favourite Simpsons Quotes

**Vietnamese Crippler** · 01-10-2010, 06:43 PM

Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?!
Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny.
Moe: Oh, you were not! You were just eating a damn orange.
Homer: Well, yes, yes, to the untrained eye, I'm eating an orange, but to
the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about
marriage! For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.
First, you have the skin...then the sweet, sweet innards...
[devours it]

01-10-2010, 06:43 PM	#11
Vietnamese Crippler Unnecessarily awesome Posts: 8,323	Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny. Moe: Oh, you were not! You were just eating a damn orange. Homer: Well, yes, yes, to the untrained eye, I'm eating an orange, but to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage! For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin...then the sweet, sweet innards... [devours it]