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**Vietnamese Crippler** · 01-10-2010, 07:57 PM

Hospital Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Dr. Nick: But I cleaned them with my napkin.

Hospital Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers.
Dr. Nick: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.

01-10-2010, 07:57 PM	#11
Vietnamese Crippler Unnecessarily awesome Posts: 8,323	Hospital Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant. Dr. Nick: But I cleaned them with my napkin. Hospital Chairman: Misuse of the cadavers. Dr. Nick: I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane.