futurama-rama

[mitchables]

in the spirit of the simpsons quotes thread, post your favourite futurama quotes here. i provide two justifications for this thread to exist:

1. it's been a while
2. they released the four mini-movies since the last one of these, and some people might have favourite quotes from them

so eat me, haters.

time to party like its 2999!

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

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Professor Farnsworth: If anybody needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

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Mom: Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

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Fry: You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
Leela: That's the only thing about being a slave.

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Evil Lucy Liu-bot: I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.