Teddy Long: Uncut

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Smackdown is a taped show, so is there any particular reason they don't edit out the painfully long pauses in Teddy Long's speech pattern?

This becomes especially annoying when he's making incredibly predictable and cliched announcements (which make up 98% of his mic time).

If a six person brawl breaks out, with sides made up of Randy Orton/Sheamus/Big Show against Christian/Cody Rhodes/Mark Henry, they really do not need to waste ten minutes announcing tonight's six-man main event tag match.

EXAMPLE:



"Hold on just a minute, playas."
























"You guys wanna fight, well tonight..."

























"It's gonna be..."

























"The World's Strongest Man..."

























"Mark Henry!"


























"Teaming with..."

























"Christian!"

























"And..."

























"The Intercontinental Champion..."

























"Cody Rhodes!"


























"And their opponents..."

























"Will be..."

























"The world's largest athlete..."

























"The Big Show!"

























"And his partners..."

























"The Celtic Warrior...."

























"Sheamus!"

























"And..."

























"The Viper..."

























"Randy Orton!"

























"And that match..."

























"Is gonna be..."

























"Tonight!"

























"Holla holla!"