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Old 11-23-2011, 09:48 AM   #1
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Teddy Long: Uncut
Smackdown is a taped show, so is there any particular reason they don't edit out the painfully long pauses in Teddy Long's speech pattern?

This becomes especially annoying when he's making incredibly predictable and cliched announcements (which make up 98% of his mic time).

If a six person brawl breaks out, with sides made up of Randy Orton/Sheamus/Big Show against Christian/Cody Rhodes/Mark Henry, they really do not need to waste ten minutes announcing tonight's six-man main event tag match.

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"Hold on just a minute, playas."
























"You guys wanna fight, well tonight..."

























"It's gonna be..."

























"The World's Strongest Man..."

























"Mark Henry!"


























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"Christian!"

























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"The Intercontinental Champion..."

























"Cody Rhodes!"


























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"The Celtic Warrior...."

























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"The Viper..."

























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"Holla holla!"
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Old 11-23-2011, 10:17 AM   #2
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I just read that entire post in Teddys voice,you might be onto something here.
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Old 11-23-2011, 12:03 PM   #3
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Old 11-23-2011, 01:39 PM   #4
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Don't forget that he looks down at his shoes for advice between every thought.
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:16 PM   #5
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They're usually some pretty nice shoes though, if you notice.
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:18 PM   #6
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:19 PM   #7
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:36 PM   #8
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Because it was gold.
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:38 PM   #9
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Skip to 6:45 for more quality acting from Teddy Long.
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:45 PM   #11
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I know Teddy's been in the business for a long time, but is there no other job they could give him? Possibly not on television?
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:46 PM   #12
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:49 PM   #14
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Old 11-23-2011, 02:57 PM   #15
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Old 11-23-2011, 03:36 PM   #16
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Jabba, you forgot to include "tag team match!"
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Old 11-23-2011, 03:45 PM   #17
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With the time savings edits, another quick or squash match could be added to the show every week.
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Old 11-23-2011, 03:47 PM   #18
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I just noticed Teddy Long looks somewhat like Herman Cain.
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Old 11-23-2011, 03:57 PM   #19
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And this match will take place...

















































































































































































































RIGHT NOW!
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Old 11-23-2011, 04:10 PM   #20
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I definitely read that whole thing as Teddy.

How right you are, sir.
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Old 11-23-2011, 04:26 PM   #21
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That joke has already been done in this thread, Guru Dave. More effectively, mind you.
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Old 11-23-2011, 04:39 PM   #22
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I've never noticed tbh
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Old 11-23-2011, 04:53 PM   #23
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:05 PM   #24
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:32 PM   #25
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That joke has already been done in this thread, Guru Dave. More effectively, mind you.
I can't resist.
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Old 11-23-2011, 05:48 PM   #27
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Still waiting for this exchange...

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Old 11-23-2011, 06:21 PM   #28
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Haha, I have always felt this way about Teddy Long. It's unbelievable that he has been the Smackdown GM/authority figure (on-and-off) for more than 7 years. The pauses are so annoying. I use to feel the same way about Randy Orton promos.
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Old 11-24-2011, 12:16 AM   #29
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They should make his ass officiate again. Put somebody new in charge of the blue show.
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Old 11-24-2011, 12:19 AM   #30
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I can think of three people who probably wish this photo did not exist.
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Old 11-24-2011, 12:22 AM   #32
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Smackdown is a taped show, so is there any particular reason they don't edit out the painfully long pauses in Teddy Long's speech pattern?
And the answer is that it would look completely retarded if they kept clipping to crowd or in-ring shots every 1.7 seconds during his announcements.
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Old 11-24-2011, 09:38 AM   #33
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They pretty much do this anyway.
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Old 11-24-2011, 12:59 PM   #34
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I can think of three people who probably wish this photo did not exist.
None of who are reading this thread right now, playa'
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Old 11-24-2011, 01:04 PM   #35
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None of who are reading this thread right now, playa'
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Old 11-24-2011, 01:11 PM   #36
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Seriously, Teddy looks like the bastard child of MLK and Arsenio Hall in that shot, Mr. Calaway looks like a muppet, and Spivey looks like the poor man's Stunning Steve Austin.
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Seriously, Teddy looks like the bastard child of MLK and Arsenio Hall in that shot, Mr. Calaway looks like a muppet, and Spivey looks like the poor man's Stunning Steve Austin.
I'd watch your mouth, Tedious. Lives are gonna be in Dan Spivey's hands...know what I mean?
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