More claims by Hulk Hogan

**TheFallenOneX** · 01-28-2012, 01:58 AM

Hulk Hogan claimed today that he was the original choice for Vice President by John McCain in the 2008 Presidential race but did not want to go against the wishes of Chuck Norris.

Not to be outdone, Kurt Angle chimed in that he was actually Vince's first choice in impregnating Stephanie to give him a successor to the McMahon name, Vince then turned him down due to the fact that Angle's genes would overpower and eventually rewrite the McMahon DNA.

In further news Linda Hogan is claiming, that Hulk, Kurt, Vince, Triple H, Dixie Carter, The Ultimate Warrior, and half of the New York Giants are in fact homosexual and then went back to doing a line off a 20 yo's chest.

All claims made by the poster is a work of fiction and intended for entertainment value only, much like Hogan's claims of could have been in Metallica, could have stared in The Wrestler and Robin Hood Men in Tights, and well pretty much whatever comes out of Kurt Angle's and Linda Hogan's mouth.

01-28-2012, 01:58 AM	#1
TheFallenOneX Posts: 386	More claims by Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan claimed today that he was the original choice for Vice President by John McCain in the 2008 Presidential race but did not want to go against the wishes of Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Kurt Angle chimed in that he was actually Vince's first choice in impregnating Stephanie to give him a successor to the McMahon name, Vince then turned him down due to the fact that Angle's genes would overpower and eventually rewrite the McMahon DNA. In further news Linda Hogan is claiming, that Hulk, Kurt, Vince, Triple H, Dixie Carter, The Ultimate Warrior, and half of the New York Giants are in fact homosexual and then went back to doing a line off a 20 yo's chest. All claims made by the poster is a work of fiction and intended for entertainment value only, much like Hogan's claims of could have been in Metallica, could have stared in The Wrestler and Robin Hood Men in Tights, and well pretty much whatever comes out of Kurt Angle's and Linda Hogan's mouth. Last edited by TheFallenOneX; 01-28-2012 at 02:30 AM.