Ted Dibiase Heel Turn Idea

As we all know, the DiBiase Posse is a run away train. A cultural annomoly. Here's quite possibly the greatest heel turn since Hogan joined the NWO.

DiBiase will be at one of his Tailgate parties, signing some autographs, cooking hot dogs and burgers. Well one day the unthinkable happens: he burns a hot dog. The kid looks at him with tears in his eyes, crushed by the fact that his hero burned his hot dog. Dibiase puts it behind him and finishes another epic party.......but something just isn't right.

The next party DiBiase is having a time, and all of a sudden he serves a burnt burger. The kid looks angrily at the burnt piece of meat and yells "DiBiase DiBurnt my DiBurger!"

DiBiase is embarassed and leave the party early.

The next day, DiBiase is about to cook his meat, but starts sweating, and shaking nervously. A gentleman asks for a burger, when all of a sudden DiBiase SNAPS!!!!!!! He puts the man in the Million Dollar Dream and becomes a loner submission machine!!


This is what I did at work today.