A-Train Appreciation Thread

**Wildcat789** · 06-09-2004, 09:51 PM

Somebody said that we'd do so many of these we'd get to him. So here he is.

Yes, many people know that the A-Train is the one of the most talented and charismatic superstars to ever enter a WWE ring. He's so popular, he even got his own action figure-

Now really, how much more could you possibly need? I mean, I haven't seen any BIG SHOW action figures. Speaking of the Big Show, anybody remember their short feud? It was so obvious that A-Train carried him through the whole thing. I mean the Big Show is a fat, hairy, slob. The A-Train is a superstar, and nothing like the Big Show.

Michael Cole told A-Train he had a hairy back. A-Train is extremely sensitive to his back hair. He was so upset, he could not even face the camera.

Look, Mr. Train has even stopped for a picture for all of his fans out there on TPWW.

I had conducted an interview with the A-Train at his apartment this morning while he was watching old Growing Pains re-runs (which is his favorite show). Let's see what he has to say.

Wildcat: Hello Mr. Train. Let me just say what an honor it is to be interviewing you right now.
A-Train: Bugh urg guh.
Wildcat: Yes, that's also swell. So A-Train, how do you feel about your big move over to Raw?
A-Train: Durble gub cuuurkh rak bah!
Wildcat: Obviously you're enthusiastic about it, but what will you miss most about smackdown.
A-Train: Stephanie's Boobs!
Wildcat: Yes, well I must go. Thank you for such an inspiring interview A-Train. Good luck in your career.
A-Train: *growls*

Now as you see, not only does he love his job, but he's such a friendly and charismatic character. I, for one, will not stand by without a well deserved title run coming A-Trains way. I also saw Mr. Train sleeping in an alleyway later that day, but when I asked him for a few words, he growled and ate a raccoon out of the garbage. What personality!

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06-09-2004, 09:51 PM	#1
Wildcat789 Screw Boston. CHEATERS! Posts: 264	A-Train Appreciation Thread Somebody said that we'd do so many of these we'd get to him. So here he is. Yes, many people know that the A-Train is the one of the most talented and charismatic superstars to ever enter a WWE ring. He's so popular, he even got his own action figure- Now really, how much more could you possibly need? I mean, I haven't seen any BIG SHOW action figures. Speaking of the Big Show, anybody remember their short feud? It was so obvious that A-Train carried him through the whole thing. I mean the Big Show is a fat, hairy, slob. The A-Train is a superstar, and nothing like the Big Show. Michael Cole told A-Train he had a hairy back. A-Train is extremely sensitive to his back hair. He was so upset, he could not even face the camera. Look, Mr. Train has even stopped for a picture for all of his fans out there on TPWW. I had conducted an interview with the A-Train at his apartment this morning while he was watching old Growing Pains re-runs (which is his favorite show). Let's see what he has to say. Wildcat: Hello Mr. Train. Let me just say what an honor it is to be interviewing you right now. A-Train: Bugh urg guh. Wildcat: Yes, that's also swell. So A-Train, how do you feel about your big move over to Raw? A-Train: Durble gub cuuurkh rak bah! Wildcat: Obviously you're enthusiastic about it, but what will you miss most about smackdown. A-Train: Stephanie's Boobs! Wildcat: Yes, well I must go. Thank you for such an inspiring interview A-Train. Good luck in your career. A-Train: growls Now as you see, not only does he love his job, but he's such a friendly and charismatic character. I, for one, will not stand by without a well deserved title run coming A-Trains way. I also saw Mr. Train sleeping in an alleyway later that day, but when I asked him for a few words, he growled and ate a raccoon out of the garbage. What personality! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, well I have alot of time on my hands.