Clusterf*ck WWE 13 Universe Mode Journal -- The Official Thread

[James Steele]

Read below and get caught up. Post your own Universe Mode clusterfucks and let us celebrate the most random booking this side of TNA iMPACT! Wrestling.
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Originally Posted by James Steele Restarted my Universe with a RAW, SmackDown!, and "Old School" brand. I also have Raw/SD! co-host NXT, HeAT, and a House Show. Monday: RAW Tuesday: NXT (RAW & SmackDown! Wednesday: WWE Thursday: HeAT (RAW & SmackDown!) Friday: SmackDown! Saturday: WWE LIVE! Tour (House Show feat. RAW & SmackDown!) Considering doing a "Legends PPV" every 3rd month or something. I hope by having more shows, the storylines will progress faster.

Originally Posted by James Steele Next on NXT: Sheamus/Jey Uso vs Alberto Del Rio/Damien Sandow wHHHo booked this crap?

Originally Posted by James Steele HOLY SHIT!!! Jey Uso just turned on Sheamus!!!!

Originally Posted by James Steele Making up for the random tag matches on NXT by having Undertaker/Wade Barrett on as the main event.

Originally Posted by James Steele Undertaker kicked the living shit out of Wade Barrett. They shake hands after the contest. We now move on to the debut of WWE Old School.

Originally Posted by James Steele WWE Old School opens up with a Triple Threat Match - Val Venis vs Scotty Too Hotty vs Grand Master Sexay.

Originally Posted by James Steele Has Pat Patterson been snorting ecstasy again?

Originally Posted by James Steele "I will make you understand."

Originally Posted by James Steele Might start my own Universe mode blog with my humorous musings. I might get 3 followers on Twitter.

Originally Posted by James Steele Gonna pick the underdog and select Val Venis to win this important contest in the WWE European Championship rankings.

Originally Posted by James Steele Val Venis is much more over in the 1995 WWF Arena than I thought.

Originally Posted by James Steele Next on the card is 1999 Undertaker vs Brian Pillman. I smell a classic.

Originally Posted by James Steele This is the arena I'm using for WWE Old School: With the entrance being the old neon lights WWF logo and columns.

Originally Posted by James Steele I should probably note that while 1999 Undertaker is competing against Brian Pillman. 1997 Undertaker is the reigning Old School WWE Champion.

Originally Posted by James Steele Undertaker counters a diving cross body into a Tombstone Piledriver. Pillman kicks out and escapes out of the ring. They brawl on the outside until Pillman whips Taker into the corner guardrail and tackles him through it. Undertaker barely beats the 10 count. They struggle for a bit. Pillman nails "Air Pillman" and then lands a huge elbow drop to get the pin and defeat "The Phenom". Awesome match.

Originally Posted by James Steele Next up on Old School: Ken Shamrock/Big Bossman vs Edge ('99)/Christian ('99)

Originally Posted by James Steele The Corporation and Vince McMahon's power is clear as ever here on WWE Old School.

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Originally Posted by James Steele Fuck you, I felt like posting it.

Originally Posted by James Steele The match was a WAR with E&C picking up the victory.

Originally Posted by James Steele Next up: '98-'99 Rock vs Mankind

Originally Posted by James Steele Fuck, WWE Old School is "Destination TV".

Originally Posted by James Steele Good GOD ALMIGHTY, PAUL WIGHT ATTACKED MANKIND BEFORE THE MATCH?!?!!?

Originally Posted by James Steele Underwhelming contest. Mankind does a lot of damage brawling with The Rock outside the ring. Mankind makes The Rock tapout to the sleeper. Mankind offers a handshake after the match and The Rock slaps his hand away.

Originally Posted by James Steele Next up: OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING -- '97-'98 Undertaker vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Originally Posted by James Steele Son of a bitch, Stone Cold is a countering machine.

Originally Posted by James Steele Brutal action on the outside. They get in the ring and Undertaker takes advantage. He nails the Tight Rope Shoulder Strike and then nails a TOMBSTONE to pin Stone Cold. Can any of the plethora of legends stop '97-'98 Undertaker in his reign as WWF Champion!??! We'll see ya next week!

Originally Posted by James Steele Next up: Sunday Night HeAT! Opening Match: Dean Ambrose vs Drew McIntyre

Originally Posted by James Steele Dean Ambrose decided to be a dick and get himself DQ'd by hitting Drew with a sledgehammer. Also, when the fuck did it become 3:20am?

Originally Posted by James Steele Next on HeAT: Roman Reigns vs Brad Maddox

Originally Posted by James Steele Damn, Roman Reigns did like Ambrose but with steel steps. Is THE SHIELD sending a message?

Originally Posted by James Steele Next on HeAT: Antonio Cesaro vs Yoshi Tatsu

Originally Posted by James Steele Holy shit, this is a pretty realistic HeAT.

Originally Posted by James Steele The crowd ERUPTS for Yoshi Tatsu.

Originally Posted by James Steele Where is Yoshi Tatsu in real life? I haven't seen him on TV in ages but I love him.

Originally Posted by James Steele FIGHTING SPIRIT!

Originally Posted by James Steele It took 3 roundhouse kicks, but Yoshi crushed Cesaro.

Originally Posted by James Steele Next on HeAT: Dolph Ziggler vs Triple H

Originally Posted by James Steele Hard fought battle. Triple H wins.

Originally Posted by James Steele Duh. You actually thought Dolph would win?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Originally Posted by James Steele Alberto Del Rio comes out after the match and hits Triple H with his World Heavyweight Championship Belt!

Originally Posted by James Steele Our main event: Jimmy Uso vs Damien Sandow

Originally Posted by James Steele Pat Patterson must be sniffing Lion King underwear again.

Originally Posted by James Steele Sandow wins in a surprisingly hard fought battle.

Originally Posted by James Steele 2 weeks in and my house show is headlined by The Rock vs Triple H. There are wayyyy too many fucking random tag matches. I had Hunico/Yoshi Tatsu vs Damien Sandow/Sin Cara. Hunico no-showed Yoshi and Sin Cara was uber heelish. Did I unlock Sin Cara Negro?

Originally Posted by James Steele Jim Ross is kicking everybody's ass right now. I thought I changed his OVR to like 70. Grrr...

Originally Posted by James Steele FYI - Triple H crushed The Rock in like 5 minutes at the House Show.

Originally Posted by James Steele I keep getting the same matches over and over on RAW. I don't get it. I've got like 35 guys on RAW and SD! and 50ish on Legends. They say not to change cards to get the storylines, but I've gotten Kane/Punk and Cena/Lesnar 3 weeks in a row on RAW. How the fuck do I fix this?

Originally Posted by James Steele Kane hitting CM Punk with brass knuckles was a shocker though.

Originally Posted by James Steele Ok. Lesnar just hit Cena with brass knucks like Kane did in the previous match. What a clusterfuck of a mode. 3 weeks in and I'm already like "fuck it."

Originally Posted by James Steele It is fun beating the shit out of John Cena with Brock Lesnar though.

Originally Posted by James Steele Is there any way to pick alternate attires in Universe mode?

Originally Posted by James Steele I'm tired of Tommy Cena. I want Jason Cena.

Originally Posted by James Steele I need to download a Bob Backlund CAW.

Originally Posted by James Steele I was playing most of them, but started simming a lot of the divas matches and other matches I didn't care about. "The Shield" getting themselves getting DQ'd was me just fucking around. That'd be an interesting angle if The Shield said it was an injustice for Vince to put them in shitty opening matches after stealing the show at TLC so they just whack their opponent with a weapon.

Originally Posted by loopydate I would absolutely read a thread of just James Steele WWE Universe commentary

Originally Posted by James Steele Am I the only one who absolutely loves Brad Maddox?

Originally Posted by James Steele How is there not a good Brad Maddox CAW still? The one I DL'd initially sucks balls. I still can't find one that doesn't suck balls. Considering starting a "WWE 13 Steele-verse" thread.

Originally Posted by James Steele Nothing comes up when you search TPWW. Heh.

Originally Posted by loopydate You could even start just a generic Universe thread and encourage other people to post their results, too. It'd be like the Wrestling Sim thread, just with more comedy.

Originally Posted by James Steele Wait, Brad Maddox's real name is Tyler Kluttz according to Wikipedia. That is almost as good as Monty Sopp.

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Originally Posted by James Steele Updated my avatar. May be the greatest avatar of all time.