Alright Vince Listen Up

[Ferocious]

1. Dammit Vince let the WWE take a 2 -4 week hiatus. Enough of the band-aids. You know you are desperate when you let a female wrestler carry a pregnancy on air and plan on even going full term till wrestlemania.

2. SERIOUSLY regroup and review your storylines, angles and roster. No one cares who kissed Trish behind the appletree after school or who read Kane's diary that he put under his canopy bed. Did you say you hired writers or retards????

3. Stop having those uselss contests. No one cares about your reality shows. You will never garner the ratings of Tyra's Model Search or Survivor. Forget it.
Keep this in the back of your mind Vince "Jack of all trades, master of none."
Stick to the business at hand WRESTLING.

4. Expand the women's division beyond Gail Kim, Vicky, Trish, Lita, Molly and Jazz. If not just get rid of it once and for all and put these divas and the fans out of their misery. Obviously you prefer them to be more like whores anyway

5. Work with and develop the wrestling talent within the company and OVW.

6. Come back and announce the end of the brand extension. (I can hear the ovation from the fans already)

7. Leave other wrestling feds the F*** alone because we need the competition. Wrestlers deserve to have a means of living besides you and the WWE. Plus everything you touched turned to crap (XFL, WCW, ECW, Smackdown Records, The World and soon WWE Films)
Always remember the most botched angle in wrestling history: WCW INVASION!!!

8. Stop rehashing angles and gimmicks. We don't want fake clones of past greats. The worst is when you redo crappy angles that have already failed.

9. Stop using soo many ref bumps. Honestly it is soo overdone that it's even become annoying. How is anyone supposed to take them seriously if they get punched or shoved and nothing happens to the wrestler. How then are we supposed to believe they have any authority in the ring? And stop having them wrestle as well. At least attempt to look like a sport.

10. Incorporate an off season like the NFL and such. It does not have to be long, even two weeks is better than nothing. This will build up anticipation plus it would give a much needed break to the WWE crew and prevent burnout. You are oversaturating the market.

11. Vince QUALITY is better than QUANTITY. You can triple or quadruple shows and even have a pay per view every day of the month. You can even make the crew stay on the road the whole year straight. If it's garbage we aint paying or watching. No one wants to see the junk your're selling increased. WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER!! Fix the problems and the money and fans will flow like they did before the crash of 2001 (WCW INVASION).

I have more in depth ideas but you got the idea.
After that I'm sure the anticipation alone would put you in the 4.5 or more ratings range.