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Even though Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64 tended to make me angrier and fling more controllers across the room than any video game really should, I could still derive some enjoyment from them. Even when they were frustrating, they were still fun. But Diddy Kong Racing is another case entirely.
Fuck those pissant forest creatures. Fuck the clunky-ass controls. Fuck that ALA-KAZAM'ing genie. Fuck those stupid impossible bosses. Fuck ugly N64 graphics. And fuck not executing a turn exactly right and suddenly going from 1st to 8th place for the remainder of the race. I can put up with that kind of nonsense in Mario Kart since Wario, Koopa Troopa, Toad, and even Yoshi are all endearing, but I refuse to take that shit from the fucking Happy Tree Friends.
I hate Diddy Kong Racing.
Redeeming qualities: Conker and Banjo made their debuts here.
Nail in the coffin: GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING OCTOPUS FUCK THIS I QUIT FOREVER FUCK.
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My sentiments exactly.