Mark Henry 'Shot In The Ass 3 Times'

It has been reported that WWE Superstar and 'World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry, is recovering in hospital after being shot in the ass three times. On July 22 2004, Henry was driving to pick up his laundry when he thought he heard an argument from behind a fast food joint. When he approached, he saw two men restraining a trainee staff member while filling sacks with the various hot snacks on offer. Without hesitation, Henry grabbed the two sacks and began to eat the contents. As he was able to free a sticky cheeseburger from the bottom of the sack, he felt a sharp pain in his ass, this passed when he released the built up gas caused by his earlier trip to a Mexican restaurant. However, before long he felt a second pain is his behind, and this one was not cured by even emptying his bowels in an attempt to relieve the pressure. He was later informed by a friend that he had three bullet-holes in his left butt cheek, which doctors confirmed were made by a 25 caliber handgun. It is believed that Henry will require a metal plate to be inserted into his behind, to prevent any further damage. By all accounts, he is recovering well in hospital and should be able to sit in relative comfort within seven days. credit: wrestling observer.

WOW, I never liked this guy before, but I have a new-found respect for him.