Can't believe it, I'm actually excited for something from WWE ( Hardys' Return)

[Jari]

Originally Posted by #BROKEN Hasney Jeff and Matt had a feud that ended in a draw when Jeff Swantoned him through a ladder off a ladder. It Broke Matt Hardy and "awakened more of his brain" so he ended up talking in a ridiciulous British accent and saying he will DELETE BROTHER NERO (Jeff Hardy). They filmed a match in their backyard involving fireworks fired and each other and a boat named Scarsdale and a drone called Vanguard 1 They knew how stupid it was and leaned into the ridiculousness hard. Jeff became an obsolete mule and sided with matt eventually, so Matt tried to cure him of his "spot-monkey ways" and the river on their porperty is now the River of Reincartnation, so when someone gets thrown into it, they come out as an old gimmick, like Shane Helms getting thrown in and coming out as Shane Sugar Helms

This is a remarkably concise summary of what was at times quite a convoluted angle.