I saw the weirdest movie of all time the other day

**Triple A** · 09-13-2004, 05:42 PM

This Japanese movie from the director of Audition and Ichi the Killer, called "Gozu".

It was weirder than anything, ever. Like a Japanese David Lynch movie, but more fucked up. You probably will never see it, so here is what happens in the movie...

These two brothers are in the Japanese mafia or wahtever, and one brother starts going crazy, like grabs a poodle off the street and smashes it cause he thinks it's trying to kill him, then he kills this old lady cause he thinks she is trying to kill him.

Anyway, the other brother goes to get gas and when he comes back, his crazy brother is missing. So, for the whole movie, he is trying to find him and all this weird shit happens to him and he meets all these weird characters, like this woman who owns a hotel and tries to seduce him by milking her titties in front of him.

Anyway, after like two hours of weird shit, he goes into his car and a hot woman is there. He is like, "who are you?" and she is like, "I'm your brother." Then she says all this shit to prove it, that only his brother would know.

BTW, this crazy brother (the chick now) wants to kill the Yakuza (mafia) boss, so they go back to the headquarters or whatever and the chick seduces the boss. They go up to his room and he sticks some weird giant spoon in his ass to help him get hard. Anyway, the main character guy comes in and flips out cause he sees the boss trying to fuck the chick, who is his brother. So he nails the boss and he falls and the spoon goes way up his ass and he dies.

Anyway, the main guy starts getting attracted to his brother, who is a hot chick. So, they have sex. Then all of a sudden his cock is stuck in her vagina and he can't move. He tries to wriggle free but can't. Then there is a hand grabbing his cock, from her vagina. He finally breaks free and you see a bloody hand trying to crawl out. Then an arm, and eventually, his real brother crawls out of this chick's vagina. Then the chick turns really old and decrepit.

Then the next scene, you see her taking a bath all normal and the guy is narrating, like "after a while in the bath, the girl was back to normal." Then you see all three of them (main brother, crazy brother, and the chick) all happy and walking together and stuff, and it ends.

09-13-2004, 05:42 PM	#1
Triple A Triple A Posts: 133,040	I saw the weirdest movie of all time the other day This Japanese movie from the director of Audition and Ichi the Killer, called "Gozu". It was weirder than anything, ever. Like a Japanese David Lynch movie, but more fucked up. You probably will never see it, so here is what happens in the movie... These two brothers are in the Japanese mafia or wahtever, and one brother starts going crazy, like grabs a poodle off the street and smashes it cause he thinks it's trying to kill him, then he kills this old lady cause he thinks she is trying to kill him. Anyway, the other brother goes to get gas and when he comes back, his crazy brother is missing. So, for the whole movie, he is trying to find him and all this weird shit happens to him and he meets all these weird characters, like this woman who owns a hotel and tries to seduce him by milking her titties in front of him. Anyway, after like two hours of weird shit, he goes into his car and a hot woman is there. He is like, "who are you?" and she is like, "I'm your brother." Then she says all this shit to prove it, that only his brother would know. BTW, this crazy brother (the chick now) wants to kill the Yakuza (mafia) boss, so they go back to the headquarters or whatever and the chick seduces the boss. They go up to his room and he sticks some weird giant spoon in his ass to help him get hard. Anyway, the main character guy comes in and flips out cause he sees the boss trying to fuck the chick, who is his brother. So he nails the boss and he falls and the spoon goes way up his ass and he dies. Anyway, the main guy starts getting attracted to his brother, who is a hot chick. So, they have sex. Then all of a sudden his cock is stuck in her vagina and he can't move. He tries to wriggle free but can't. Then there is a hand grabbing his cock, from her vagina. He finally breaks free and you see a bloody hand trying to crawl out. Then an arm, and eventually, his real brother crawls out of this chick's vagina. Then the chick turns really old and decrepit. Then the next scene, you see her taking a bath all normal and the guy is narrating, like "after a while in the bath, the girl was back to normal." Then you see all three of them (main brother, crazy brother, and the chick) all happy and walking together and stuff, and it ends.