Taboo Tuesday Press Conference Captions

**loopydate** · 09-27-2004, 09:57 PM

HHH: I'd like to welcome all of you here to the commemoration of my 300th World Title reign...

RIC: Wanna ride Space Mountain?
TRISH: No!
RIC: Splash Mountain?
TRISH: No!
RIC: Big Thunder Mountain?
TRISH: No!
RIC: The Country Bear Jamboree?
TRISH: What the--?

HHH: (squeaky voice) Hey, congratulations on winning the title again, Hunter! (normal voice) Thanks, Mister Lefty! (squeaky voice) You're the greatest wrestler ever!
TRISH: Why the hell is he talking to his hand?
SHAWN: I don't know. It was Vince's idea.
VINCE: This guy is gold!

DAVE: Thanks for leading me to my seat, Ric.
RIC: You're welcome, but now aren't you sorry you didn't listen to me?
DAVE: I always thought that "You'll go blind" was just an expression...

DAVE: Ric, you're such a dick! You told me this was the Taboo Tuesday press conference, not a T.A.T.U. concert!

"Trishtanka" was not exactly the best way to reach out to the Native American population.

SHAWN: ...so ah grabbed 'er boobies an'...
COACH: Dude, his Clinton impression owns!

DAVE: So, I'm glad that I could get this opportunity to let all the WWE fans know that I'm not just a monosyllabic ape who dresses in short shorts. I'm a sophisticated thirty-something man of intelligence.
REPORTER: Well, we're glad to set the record straight.
DAVE: Straight? What, you think I'm gay or something? RAAAR! DAVE SMASH! MUST CHANGE INTO TIGHTS!

(Again, way too much set-up, not nearly enough pay-off. I'm sorry.)

MAN ON RIGHT: Well, what do you think so far, Mister Helmsley?
HHH: Not bad, not bad... Except that I wanted a SOLID GOLD HOUSE! Why the hell is the ceiling still white! Vince is going to hear about this!

09-27-2004, 09:57 PM	#5
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	HHH: I'd like to welcome all of you here to the commemoration of my 300th World Title reign... RIC: Wanna ride Space Mountain? TRISH: No! RIC: Splash Mountain? TRISH: No! RIC: Big Thunder Mountain? TRISH: No! RIC: The Country Bear Jamboree? TRISH: What the--? HHH: (squeaky voice) Hey, congratulations on winning the title again, Hunter! (normal voice) Thanks, Mister Lefty! (squeaky voice) You're the greatest wrestler ever! TRISH: Why the hell is he talking to his hand? SHAWN: I don't know. It was Vince's idea. VINCE: This guy is gold! DAVE: Thanks for leading me to my seat, Ric. RIC: You're welcome, but now aren't you sorry you didn't listen to me? DAVE: I always thought that "You'll go blind" was just an expression... DAVE: Ric, you're such a dick! You told me this was the Taboo Tuesday press conference, not a T.A.T.U. concert! "Trishtanka" was not exactly the best way to reach out to the Native American population. SHAWN: ...so ah grabbed 'er boobies an'... COACH: Dude, his Clinton impression owns! DAVE: So, I'm glad that I could get this opportunity to let all the WWE fans know that I'm not just a monosyllabic ape who dresses in short shorts. I'm a sophisticated thirty-something man of intelligence. REPORTER: Well, we're glad to set the record straight. DAVE: Straight? What, you think I'm gay or something? RAAAR! DAVE SMASH! MUST CHANGE INTO TIGHTS! (Again, way too much set-up, not nearly enough pay-off. I'm sorry.) MAN ON RIGHT: Well, what do you think so far, Mister Helmsley? HHH: Not bad, not bad... Except that I wanted a SOLID GOLD HOUSE! Why the hell is the ceiling still white! Vince is going to hear about this!