Armageddon Captions

**Gouda** · 12-13-2004, 05:42 PM

I made a caption thread! I feel special! Now if only it was for a less crappy event...

Red vs. Blue took it to another level.

Dude: Yes... that's the way Brock... you want to make a comeback don't you?
Brock: Do you even WORK for the WWE yet?
Dude: Shut up!

Red: Force punch!
Blue: OMG! I've been PWNED!!

Cena: Bad Jesus! Get back in your pen!

STEEL NIPPLE ATTACK!!

Someone screwed up the letters on Cena's shirt. He was pissed.

Funaki: I'm... on a PPV.... and just won the Cruserweight title? ..... WTF?!

Heidenreich: Oh no.... I did it again.... HE'S DEAD!! ..... again!

Heidenreich: Wait... it's not too late! Little Johnny will give you life again!! Breath!!
Undertaker: Must.... go into the light...

The old man beside JBL thought it was the perfect opportunity to give JBL an enema.

Blue guy: Heh heh.... dude.... RVD is gonna be pissed when he finds out I got into his locker.... heh heh heh....

Angle: How did I feel being denied these hungry, hungry, hippos?! THIS IS HOW I FELT!! TAP, SANTA, TAP!!!

Eddie fell asleep on top of the ladder. He leaned forward and fell off. Then all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't but Eddie together again.

Cena: Man... I could go for a Hot Dog right now...

Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE THIS! .... No really. You can't. What kind of a belt is this?

And that is it for my crappy captions!

12-13-2004, 05:42 PM	#1
Gouda It's Hammer Time Posts: 2,207	Armageddon Captions I made a caption thread! I feel special! Now if only it was for a less crappy event... Red vs. Blue took it to another level. Dude: Yes... that's the way Brock... you want to make a comeback don't you? Brock: Do you even WORK for the WWE yet? Dude: Shut up! Red: Force punch! Blue: OMG! I've been PWNED!! Cena: Bad Jesus! Get back in your pen! STEEL NIPPLE ATTACK!! Someone screwed up the letters on Cena's shirt. He was pissed. Funaki: I'm... on a PPV.... and just won the Cruserweight title? ..... WTF?! Heidenreich: Oh no.... I did it again.... HE'S DEAD!! ..... again! Heidenreich: Wait... it's not too late! Little Johnny will give you life again!! Breath!! Undertaker: Must.... go into the light... The old man beside JBL thought it was the perfect opportunity to give JBL an enema. Blue guy: Heh heh.... dude.... RVD is gonna be pissed when he finds out I got into his locker.... heh heh heh.... Angle: How did I feel being denied these hungry, hungry, hippos?! THIS IS HOW I FELT!! TAP, SANTA, TAP!!! Eddie fell asleep on top of the ladder. He leaned forward and fell off. Then all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't but Eddie together again. Cena: Man... I could go for a Hot Dog right now... Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE THIS! .... No really. You can't. What kind of a belt is this? And that is it for my crappy captions!