Raven = funny guy

[Innovator]

Here's his handwritten ring entrance during the Sabu benefit show:

Raven: weighing in at 249 lbs from the Terrordome. He is an internationally known celebrity who has appeared on such C-level shows as "Donny and Marie" and "Win Ben Stein's Money."

He was the creator of the b.W.o – the Blue World Order, featuring Big Stevie Cool and Da Blue Guy. He was one third of the legendary comedy Trio along with Steve Austin and Brian Pillman. He is the inventor of white out and, for ladies, the jackrabbit. He was a member of the Cartel, led by The Boss, on Global Championship Wrestling, along with Rip Rogers and Makhan Singh and a 4th person he can’t remember. He once had his feet tickled by Cactus Jack, while seducing a woman in her bed as Cactus hid on her floor, not 3 hours after he and Raven first met. He once three way heeled as room with Cactus Jack and DDP and, when nothing was on TV, Raven and Cactus Jack decided to watch Droopy Dog, even though it was two against one and he had the least seniority in the room. That is why DDP is known as “The Emperor.”

Raven would also like it mentioned that the last time he and Shane Douglas wrestled, Shane Douglas threw up on him. Raven would also like everyone to have the Disco Inferno’s home phone number, 770-630-****

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Giving out Disco's number = the goods