500 things i hate about LITA

**KillerWolf** · 04-17-2005, 02:38 AM

1. her character. what a fake, fucking pretentious, phony little bitch. but seriously, her character has failed to evolve. the whole "team extreme" thing is LONG dead.

2. that fucking Anarchy symbol on her pants. for an 8th grader, it's cool. for a 30 year-old woman, it's ridiculous.

3. her pants. they're ugly. and usually flourecent green.

4. the way she wears her pants all low, with a thong sticking out. it looks ridiculous. and she has a flat ass.

5. she has a flat ass.

6. something i call 'the herpe effect'. despite obviously sucking in every way possible, she persists in taking up air time.

7. something i call 'the cancer effect'. she clings to talented wrestlers like a malignant tumor and destroys their carreers with her mere association, and moreover, shared air time and story lines. Matt Hardy succumed. Kane is fighting for his life. no wonder he looks like he is undergoing keemo-therapy.

8. before every move she does in the ring, be it a kick or a slap, she will whip her hair - because she's extreme.

9. you know the outcome of her matches before they begin. if she is going to win, she is all smilin' and happy. if she is going to lose, she is in a snit.

10. her fans. these people should be put out of their misery.

11. the botch factor. statistics show that 3/5 moves and 5/5 plot angles will be botched. however, it was pretty sweet a few weeks ago when she nearly broke her neck botching a suicide dive through the ropes.

12. the fact that Molly quit...or was fired or whatever, yet Lita remains. that really stings.

13. the fact that she will undoubtably, someday soon, become the women's champion.

well i wont bore you all with the other 487 things i hate about Lita just yet, but feel free to offer your own reasons. its so easy.

04-17-2005, 02:38 AM	#1
KillerWolf \m/(-.-)\m/ Posts: 1,456	500 things i hate about LITA 1. her character. what a fake, fucking pretentious, phony little bitch. but seriously, her character has failed to evolve. the whole "team extreme" thing is LONG dead. 2. that fucking Anarchy symbol on her pants. for an 8th grader, it's cool. for a 30 year-old woman, it's ridiculous. 3. her pants. they're ugly. and usually flourecent green. 4. the way she wears her pants all low, with a thong sticking out. it looks ridiculous. and she has a flat ass. 5. she has a flat ass. 6. something i call 'the herpe effect'. despite obviously sucking in every way possible, she persists in taking up air time. 7. something i call 'the cancer effect'. she clings to talented wrestlers like a malignant tumor and destroys their carreers with her mere association, and moreover, shared air time and story lines. Matt Hardy succumed. Kane is fighting for his life. no wonder he looks like he is undergoing keemo-therapy. 8. before every move she does in the ring, be it a kick or a slap, she will whip her hair - because she's extreme. 9. you know the outcome of her matches before they begin. if she is going to win, she is all smilin' and happy. if she is going to lose, she is in a snit. 10. her fans. these people should be put out of their misery. 11. the botch factor. statistics show that 3/5 moves and 5/5 plot angles will be botched. however, it was pretty sweet a few weeks ago when she nearly broke her neck botching a suicide dive through the ropes. 12. the fact that Molly quit...or was fired or whatever, yet Lita remains. that really stings. 13. the fact that she will undoubtably, someday soon, become the women's champion. well i wont bore you all with the other 487 things i hate about Lita just yet, but feel free to offer your own reasons. its so easy.